This week, a listener trying their best not to offend; and dealing with one of life's most revolting entities...

Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-sixty-four

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Written and performed by H.R. Owen.

Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com

Additional sound by H.R. Owen

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