• BEEP - - BEEEP - - BEEP-
  THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST. STRANGE CREATURES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE WILDS OF WEST VIRGINIA. PLANT-LIKE AND DANGEROUS, THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN DECLASSIFIED FOR YOUR SAFETY.
• BEEP - - BEEEP - - BEEP-

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