Practise your listening skills with a regular update of the weird and wonderful from the UK news, kindly written for us by Patrick O'Connor. 
There are two versions of this; one for more experienced English speakers - normal speed, and the slow-mo version.
This is the slow-mo version. Please let me know if it's not slow enough!
If you would like to follow the text, you can do so by going to the English Magazine:-http://www.english-magazine.org/english-reading/english-news-round-up/3251-news-round-up-103