The wordplay journal Word Ways has made a tradition of revising the familiar rhyme “Mary Had a Little Lamb” under various constraints. Some examples: Alliteration: James Puder, WW February 1998 Astral Aries’ avatar, alabaster “Aly,” Ann adopted; allies are Ann and Ann’s argali. Ann, an able autodidact, academic angst avoids; And arch Aly’s Argus-eyed act awes astonished anthropoids. Pangram (uses all 26 letters): A. Ross Eckler, WW February 1989 Mary had a little lamb with fleece extremely white; Instead of grazing, all alone, the lamb kept her in sight. It followed her to school one day, which was against the...