A thought-provoking piece of nonsense by Russian absurdist poet Daniil Kharms: Philosopher! I am writing to you in answer to your letter which you are about to write to me in answer to my letter which I wrote to you. A violinist bought a magnet and was carrying it home. Along the way, hoods jumped him and knocked his cap off his head. The wind picked up the cap and carried it down the street. The violinist put the magnet down and ran after the cap. The cap fell into a puddle of nitric acid and dissolved. In the meantime,...