Difficult to please

1. A man is trying to entertain his guest in a club.
2. Would you like a Scotch? - No, thank you.
3. I tried it once and didn't like it. I never tried it again.
4. Well, have some beer. - No, thank you.
5. I tried some once and didn't like it. I never drank it again.
6. How about a game of billiards? - No, thank you.
7. I played it once and didn't like it. I never tried it again.
8. Well, a game of chess? - Again, no thank you.
9. I played it once and didn't like it.
10. But here is my son. He's an excellent player.
11. Your only son, I presume?
13. What did you do in America? - We rented a car and visited the West Coast.
14. Did you see the Grand Canyon? - No, we didn't have time.