Decided to try my hand at SPEAKING this thing... let me know what y'all think... See the words below... :-)

Well in case you didn't know, I'm a certified pussyologist with a major AND minor in labia... So you COULD say that I have studied "Lip Service".... Some guys who don't know how to verbalize what it is that they see may not get that But I mean, I have studied and studied and learned all of a woman's inner workings... So rest assured that I KNOW i have that thing for which her body's been searching... You see, you have to realize that in order to tangle with the wild beast in the physical You have to first learn to tame her mind I mean you can just speak into the ear and cerebrally cause clitoral stimulation and cervical relaxation that could so easily surpass any masturbation You see the sighs and exhales are confirmation of her contemplation of yet another climactic experience and I just love to just dig deep in her mind to help her unwind and begin to slow wind and imagine me mounting her from behind What you say....? Rewind....? I said, "I mean you can just speak into the ear and cerebrally cause clitoral stimulation and cervical relaxation that could so easily surpass any masturbation You see the sighs and exhales are confirmation of her contemplation of yet another climactic experience and I just love to just dig deep in her mind to help her unwind and begin to slow wind and imagine me mounting her from behind" Most men don't realize that the anticipation of the penetration is sometimes MORE stimulation than the act itself So you can get more bees with honey and more nuts from the tree of knowledge and I'm like a cheerios bee I love to tempt her tummy... Ha... you found that reference funny... Well you see I know how to make her love mound pulsate to the rhythm of my voice and my whispers always make her moist... it's like I always know what to say or do to make her tick... and feel her tock And I can make her cum with my tongue... my fingers.... or my mind.... before even thinking of using my...cock I mean damn, I guess I have the key to her lock And she's always open for me though it's usually behind CLOSED doors You see even the classiest of ladies has an inner freak one of which she may never ever speak but if you can find the right angle to really tap into her inner energy you can always make her weak Mmmmmm, I mean, can keep her wet enough to leak And I'm like bounty.... the quicker pick HER upper So after I speak and she starts to drip drop and her eyes roll back praying, "Please don't let this sh*t stop..." I can sit comfortably waiting, anticipating my next entry into the door and wonder what next time has in store.... because I'm not only a study, but yet a locksmith... and I have her mentally masturbating, because she's contemplating me inserting my master key... So what's the key to a freak...? I guess it's..... ME!