If you walk on the moon in the mountains And you gaze up into the sky You might see my scary bloodshot eye Of course I’m evil Coz that’s my job I am the evil Evil Planet Blob
People keep talking about me They just can’t believe I’m for real It adds to my unique appeal Of course I’m evil Coz that’s my job I am the evil Evil Planet Blob
So I’m placing the Universe under Martial Law i’m the biggest tyrant that you ever saw I’ll be like Darth Vader in a movie I’ll send it up in flames if it behooves me
If you think that this world is garbage If you think it belongs in a bag Then the cosmos is just a drag Of course I’m evil Coz that’s my job I am the evil Evil Planet Blob
written and recorded at home by Tony Fitzgerald December 2020 © 2020 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)