Points of interest:

• Theme music! Very short theme music.
• I befuddle almost every aspect of brewing
• I disagree with everything about bergamot
• The unearthly, too-cute facade of the town of Niagara-on-the-Lake is comforting
• Canada is expensive
• Math is hard!
• I hope you like nineteen-odd minutes of my voice!

This recording is a standalone; there will not be an Examiner article to go with it.

Theme music can be found here, and is used under license, as mentioned:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Illinois_Brass_Band/Music_to_Summon_the_Spirits/