This time Luke and Alex take it a bit too far and the joke becomes no longer funny - we apologise.

In this month's POD! 

The headlines with Phil and Jack including Tommy not being bottom, the Salford Shaggers pursuit of Bale and the record high posted by Shitpun. Cut live to the press conference with a defiant commissioner on the defence in the face of the speculative pick scandal.

Later, join us for 'Whose Ears Are Burning?', a gameshow all about what other managers think!