Lucie Miller’s been headhunted to join the staff of Hulbert Logistics, a respectable blue-chip firm in Telford. Great prospects, competitive salary — you don’t have to be mad to work here! But wasn’t she made for better things, like travelling by TARDIS through time and space? The Eighth Doctor, meanwhile, has been fired — into a confrontation with the most terrifying of enemies…

Business as usual? Not at Hulbert Logistics, where staff are facing a menace far worse than the prospect of the office Christmas Party. Lucie’s made some friends and the Doctor’s met some old enemies. But just who will become the Headhunter’s new apprentice? Welcome to the job interview from hell.