Joey can lick his.. well you'll get the picture. Welcome the Fuck back, another week, another episode. We wrangle long-time Houdini expert Matthew "Tasty Toes" Fujii onto the pod to test his relatively thin theory on pod juju/voodoo as well as welcome back another frigid guest who clearly loved letting it go on the pod so much last time, that he wanted to get back in the action for a second time around. 

Injuries, Injuries, Injuries.. If you had Bad Juju, Saquon Baaaarkley, Chocolate Eclair's or Russel Chef Wilson in your lineup last week, you probably didn't get a win... Unless you're that lucky muck fucker Fujii and you make a living of selling feet pics on Toes and Fans. 

Tonight, we break down standings after week 5.. We're in yet another tight one, it's anyone's to lose, anyone's to win.. and all of ours to royally fuck up. It's all getting rather silly if I'm being honest.. 

Several things are still unclear... Is Mr.Hungry winning the race for YoungHoe's heart or has the Lucky Lucky Primo P emerged as a front runner after tonight's public cry for fellacio? Is the Panama Football League really planning on sending yet another dead crow or will Team Canada burying them in the World Cup Qualifiers scare them off? Will the Stab City Banged-Up Rocks even be able to field a team by season end? These are questions that need answering... Tune in this week for yet another episode of THE, PMFL PODCAST!