You probably didn't expect the face of evil to look like a geek eating a footlong did you? Yet, here he is: Jared #@$%ing Fogle. Why this goof became pop culture famous is beyond me, I mean, literally for eating sandwiches and losing weight, yeah I guess, but he's sitting in prison now, apparently, according to reports, the king of the pedophiles. Yeah, there's literally nothing good about this story and it's certainly one of the 100 darkest moments in pop culture history. LISTERN DISCRESSION ADVISED.