I went up north for a while to sort out something that happened between myself and someone I thought I loved but I think we got involved too soon after my divorce so it was pretty rough for a while -until I realised she was much too (just pick one) -selfish, bossy, opinionated, vain, moody, cantankerous and wayward. Oh no, wait, that's me I'm describing.... fuck, maybe she was right... oh dear....