Welcome to the first expansion of Pristine Peninsula, Pristine America! Host Phiz Williams is bored with locations and subjects of Michigan so he's setting out across the country to speak with even more weirdos!

Love is in the air as Phiz goes to the most romantic place in the world, The Chapel 'O Love in Las Vegas. First, Dr. Animus Rancor explains why he thinks there needs to be a "salary cap" on love. Then, Cupid's tour manager Paola Birchcrest talks about his upcoming book "They Call Me Dr. Love: A Memoir."