Welcome back! In today's episode we rank our top 5 US cities. There are some disagreements about the rules (Huck, looking at you buddy) so here for everyone are the rules:

Must be in the 50 United States

Must have spent at least 3-5 days there (no flyovers or stops to pee)

MUST BE A US CITY

That last part seemed like, you know, part of the title but whatever. 

We split this one into 2 parts. We also edited out a section where I bitch about a particular US city, which is not really the point of the episode, so I decided to remove it. It can be found here for those of you who want to hear it!

Keep your eyes peeled for part 2!