My dearest friends, I hereby declare that voting for the Coral Canvass, our mega 35th anniversary poll, is now OVER. A huge thank you to everyone who took part and indeed helped us spread the word. Submission numbers were way beyond our expectations – more than double the amount of responses we got for the Pearl Poll five years ago. And let me tell you, the results are very interesting indeed. You think certain episodes’ positions are set in stone? Think again. All will be revealed at 9am on Wednesday 15th February, right here on ganymede.tv.
But that’s not all! For the previous two milestone anniversaries, we’ve accompanied the results with a little anniversary party in the form of a Live DwarfCast. This year is no exception, other than the small detail that it will be a Live Video DwarfCast instead! That’s right, not only will you have to put up with irritating voices, you also have to see our repugnant faces too. So make a note in your diary to be online at 9pm on Wednesday 15th February over on our Youtube channel (though the video will be embedded here too). We’ll be discussing the poll results in full, as well as dealing with your live waffles and also playing a little game…
Yes, because doing our first ever live video stream wasn’t ambitious enough, part of the entertainment will be CLOCHEBUSTERS, a Red Dwarf-themed game show. And for that we’ll need contestants! Three of them, to be specific. To apply, you’ll need the following…
There are absolutely no prizes to be won, so what are you waiting for? If you’re interested, just email admin@ganymede.tv with the subject line “Clochebusters” and we’ll take it from there. (Note for foreigners and young people, this is what we’re ~~ripping off~~ lovingly homaging.) See you in two weeks. And you’ll see us too…