The Earth's core began spinning the opposite direction recently. This awoke the Funk Lord from his eternal slumber. He rose from Hollow Earth and through the steam vents of the ocean; arrived in The United States of America. Here he found that the President's son does crack, all the women are addicted to hard seltzer and the weed was now multicolored. He was displeased and brought the funk to gather his followers for the Final Confrontation. Join the Army of the Funk Lord and live forever!!!