'Pig Dog' He's buddies with the pig. Tell on you and thinks he's big. Beats his wife. Pig Dog Cheats on his wife. But if she does it. He beats her within an inch of her life. In the hippie shop. You can tell he's friends with the cops. Doesn't fit in. Unless you have that swine grin. Pig Dog Drives drunk and passes out at the bar. Do you think they towed his car? Nope he gets to go far. He doesn't like your humor. Spreading a rumor. Get the fuck out sooner. Pig Dog. -Unkle Freebird