After work and before picking up the kids from day care. You stop to get a bottle of wine. It's Friday after all. You get into the usual argument with your ex-husband's girlfriend as she picks up the kids for dad's weekend. You deserve something special. Mommy's California Red. With notes of oak at first after all you are classy. Then after a couple of glasses you notice undertones of Cisco and St. Ides Special Brew. You Facebook message that guy you met a month ago and bitch about the lesbian that keeps hitting on you at work because, she thinks you are fair game because, you are single now. You put on some 90s rap and cry a bit about all your friends who still are married. The bottle is gone you stumble to the shower and throw up all over the bathroom floor and sleep there for awhile. You wake up at 3am with a headache and crawl in bed with your clothes on. Mommy's California Red because, tonight is the apocalypse, bitches...