old man asks for some money to buy a cup of tea and yes i know i can give him little so i cough up and then he asks me: so

dear sir what is it you are reading today? well now that looks like it can't happen here he purrs a little as i hold it his way somehow i think i'm oughta buy him a beer

it can't happen here, well wait a bit he said: it did, now, didn't it?

oh man did that just happen for real? that bum looked like a a holy god i can give him the money i steal how come i didn't give a lot?

dear sir what is it you are reading today? well now that looks like it can't happen here i pur a little as he's walking away somehow i think i should have bought him a beer

it can't happen here, well wait a bit ah yes it did, now, didn't it?