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James Avestruz

so i can write anything and it will show up here

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i only repost things i was somehow involved in

the best part of my avatar is when it isnt cropped to a circle you can see how far i extended my body horizontally

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YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrUYdK4vig0 Twitter post with actor shoutouts (PLEASE GIVE THEM SOME LOVE!): https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/1554106894695923723

I made this for Postal 4 with the help of some talented actor friends of mine. It was the hardest project I've ever attempted, and I'm EXTREMELY proud of myself and my cast for completing it. Please share it if you like it, and please leave comments about your favorite parts. We hope you love what we put together! Thank you so much for being here. -Jimmy 🗣🎙

Segments: 00:00 - Concerned Mother 04:20 - Conspiracy Theorist 09:31 - Local Artist 15:01 - Inspection Failure 20:10 - The Dante Situation 31:14 - ColleenCoin 35:08 - Pants Kid 42:00 - Loopy Caller 46:59 - Shock Jocks 53:41 - Tech Support 57:42 - Tommy Jax Interview 1:08:55 - Air Aficionado 1:14:48 - Landlord Abuse 1:19:10 - Job Hunter 1:23:47 - KDTF On The Street!

Dive into the insane, wild world of Edensin by sitting down and listening to some of the town's talk radio! With crazy situations, hilarious dialogue, and a whole lot of furious shouting, KDTF (Desert Talk Forum) is a call-in show hosted by James Clark (writer James Avestruz). One of the dumbest people in Edensin, who sadly and paradoxically believes himself to be the smartest. Joining him is Max (Max Henderson), a put-upon producer whose job is to keep James reined in and stop the show from going off the rails, which it constantly threatens to do.

A large ensemble cast joins James and Max playing the roles of a few of Edensin's inhabitants. Tommy Jax (Rob Stant), the rage-fueled pill-pushing bodybuilder from out of state. Dante Tonitini (Gianni Matragano), the mob boss whose shady business dealings are an open secret to the world and to the government. His daughter Tina (Cas Richardson), a shrill harpy with a dangerously short fuse and lack of concern for others' wellbeing. Jizz & Spooge (Ari Bloss & James Avestruz), a pair of shock jock radio hosts who run a more popular rival show in the same building as KDTF, who gleefully torment James and Max. These characters and many more give you a glimpse into some of the health-pipe-addled minds of the city.

Designed to endlessly loop while played in-game, KDTF's script has multiple backward and forward references between calls. And as you listen, the reoccuring characters will flesh out their messed up lives and thoughts, and the host gets to know (and "love") the town along with you.

From the in-studio hostage situation, to the man on the street segment that turns into a life or death chase, to the crypto dipshit trying to sell something they can't even describe, to the character who's convinced he's in a video game, KDTF's blend of situational comedy, expressive vocal performances and meta humor will delight listeners of every kind. If you've ever enjoyed talk radio in video games before, welcome home. This might be your favorite show yet. It's KDTF.

Written and produced by James Avestruz. Additional production on Segment 15 by Ari Bloss.

Starring James Avestruz (CaptainComedy), Max Henderson (LandyRS), Cas Richardson (Scrillow), Paxton Lee, Chris L., Sal Rizzo, Sam Beefheart, Gianni Matragano (GetGianni), Joshua Faria (Akasen), Mike Jaret-Schachter, Tanya Kozak (Versiris, extremely beautiful), Brandon Epley, Matthew Winter, Rocco Sulaj, Chris Bakewell, Trevor Bennett (TrevZed), Sarah Parker (CallMeRyan), David Eddings, WeeGeePanda, Kennedy Durbin, Ari Bloss, Nik Eastburn, Rob Stant, B. Charles, Ozzie Encinas and Ed Prins-Stairs.

Music from https://filmmusic.io. All tracks by Kevin MacLeod. Tracks: "Funkorama", "Poppers and Prosecco", "Shiny Tech II", "Sax, Rock and Roll", "Rocket Power", "Easy Lemon", "The Whip", "Still Pickin", "Blue Ska", "On Hold For You", "Vegas Glitz". License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.

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here at NPNN, God has made it our mission to get the info out to the people, and you are the people. for episode 2 please visit our subscribestar! brb

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I really like the soundtracks in racing games that don't license their music. Especially those in Codemasters and Turn10's racing games, GRID/GRID 2 and Forza Motorsport 6. This song started out sounding kind of like a loading screen song for one of those games, but then it kinda morphed into sounding like part of a documentary where the beginning of a tech company is being talked about. I think I have unresolved problems that a doctor needs to address.

Backing vocals are me!

Feel free to use this track in games, movies, TV shows, web shows, podcasts, audio books, your answering machine message, or anything else! In return I only ask that you put my name and the track's Soundcloud page URL in the credits of your project. Message me somewhere if you need loop packages or stems for a game or derivative work. And let me know if you use it, I'd love to see the stuff you make. Oh, and obviously, if you have a (likely to be finished) project you need scored, get in touch! Thanks for reading. -James

Track art rendered in Forza Horizon 4, with livery art made in-game by GT: DannyQ000024

Bandcamp link: none yet

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sorry.

youtube version: https://youtu.be/AYjodMjC7pA twitter post: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/1062051612162699265

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i have a big milestone celebration mashup and a really great original bgm track in the works but this felt more way more important to share with you guys

music: new challenger / master hand from super smash bros for wii u voices: me, hire me for voiceover work

thanks, bye

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remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]

well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll silent partner - marvin's dance silent partner - sun spots jingle punks - orange blanket jingle punks - killing with kindness

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thank you all so much for 1,000,000 plays

songs: xenoblade chronicles 2: mor ardain - roaming the wastes numb - LP

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please enjoy the spoiler-free review of Sonic Forces by Megablast Productions!

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A fake Animal Crossing 7PM Beach time-of-day song I made for fun. Submitted to Siivagunner because I think it'd be funny if people heard it and saw the title and went "wait, what the hell? is there beach music in the gamecube animal crossing??" and search for it only to find out that no, there isn't

It uses AC instruments (except the percussion) and blends together Love Like You and We Are The Crystal Gems from Steven Universe, with an original section bridging them. I hope you like it!!

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This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

this one is a little more my style!

Sonic Mania: Egg Reverie Zone - Tee Lopes

with

Body Movin - Beastie Boys Some drums I added My Humps - Black Eyed Peas My Neck, My Beck - Khia One More Time - Daft Punk Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk Shake That Ass Bitch - Booty Bass Candy Shop - 50 Cent I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas Motteke Sailor Fuku! (Lucky Star Theme) - Aya Hirano, Emiri Katō, Kaori Fukuhara, Aya Endō E.G.G.M.A.N. - Paul Shortino

and a few Best Service Voice Spectral samples from various Sonic games

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This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/studiopolis-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6981k-listen-special is the other one and it's much more megamix-y while this one is much more pleasant to listen to on its own and simple

Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much.

More coming soon, stay tuned!

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This is one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/stardust-speedway-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6994k-listen-special is the other one, much less going on and not a megamix at all, but a lot calmer and nicer to listen to

Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much.

More coming soon, stay tuned!

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made a really good video version of this joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaQJZO3iK34

i have been looking at fiverr for like three days now and it still floors me how depressing it is, hundreds of creative people fighting over fucking $5 scraps, hundreds of people with after effects tutorial presets that will charge you $15 to replace an image in the preset and render the video, $5 more for HD. people who spend their days gussying up in the exact same outfit for the endless series of $5 videos they have to make, people lying about having twins so they can "make a video for you starring twins" and other insane shit. sometimes i think to myself i should cancel my internet service and fiverr.com helps push me towards that side of the fence

bgm: ff11 hume female

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hi im back welcome to 2017!! sorry for the long break but i didn't have any good ideas and then i had this idea and made this song so here you go its a present for you!!

https://soundcloud.com/tonileys/through-a-cardboard-world

with

Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It) Skrillex - Bangarang Donna Burke - Sins Of The Father (MGSV Theme) PSY - Gangnam Style

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i will write a description and track list on this later, thank you guys so much for an awesome year. see you in 2017!!

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looking over the edge of a skyscraper as you're preparing to leap off to test out a flying machine you made and theoretically it should work and you're pretty sure it will but you never know for sure and your friends are all watching from the ground and then it works, nice job!

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this source track is combo no. 5, one of the oldest pieces of internet comedy i was ever exposed to, it was way back in Space Year 1999 and it inspired over a decade of laughter, someday i'll have an insensitive chinese voice this good

this track is going to be very grating to some, because my source file is basically a 32kbps mono flash mp3 i had to do a lot of work to brighten it up, and there was no chance of removing the instruments - i think it's really funny and the rhythm of the singing is intact which is all that matters when you're tapping your foot listening

sources: combo no. 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm--wVB_Moc modnation racers - cruise control - marc baril

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sounds kinda like waking up and looking out the window at your town and there's snow everywhere and its nice (i'll write a better description here someday)

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Everyone's Modnation Race! (Christmas Special 1 of 5) by James Avestruz

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i didn't think this was going to work at all but it did and i gotta post something it's been two months of radio silence, sorry about that!

sources: lazytown - cooking by the book smash mouth - all star PSY - gangnam style donna burke - sins of the father (mgsv theme)

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i love both of these songs so much and people talk mad shit on pop music and people talk mad shit on MLP, so my goal is to make people who are wrongfully prideful of not liking things that other people like very irritated

this might be my first legitimately musically pleasant simple mashup!

first version got striked, proud to say it's the very first track i've done where that happened but bummed out because it fucks up my perfect record, oh well

Sources: MLP Season 4 Episode 14 Find The Music In You & Find The Music In You (Reprise)[www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThwPH1zBDbY] Hanson - MMMBop [www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE]

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My third original track!

For this one, I wanted to make one of those songs that has a really big opening then drops to a more intimate, quiet version of the same theme. I actually started out wanting to do a big field song like Hyrule Field, with a snowy theme, which is why the earlier name of this track was Frosty Falls, but that concept quickly got away from me. I'll try again sometime!

I was inspired to do the big to small thing by Skyward Sword, which does some amazing things with music during important item pickup scenes, where the music will loop in a quieter version as you read the item description, and once you close that window it kicks back up. Once I realized what I had was starting to sound like Pokemon and Star Fox, I just rolled with it and renamed it All Spacecraft Report!

Feel free to use this track in games, movies, TV shows, web shows, podcasts, audio books, your answering machine message, or anything else! In return I only ask that you put my name and my Bandcamp page URL in the credits of your project. Message me somewhere if you need loop packages for a game. And let me know if you use it, I'd love to see the stuff you make! Also, if you want to support me by paying more than $0 for a song, I'd be so grateful for your generosity! Thanks for reading. -James

Track art by SageSolar - www.flickr.com/photos/sagesolar/10563093726/ with color correction and cropping by me

Track art license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/

Bandcamp link: https://captaincomedy.bandcamp.com/track/mission-complete-results-screen-all-spacecraft-report

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My second original track! FLAC and many other formats available on Bandcamp.

So with this one I wanted to do a sorta spooky kind of temple song. I didn't specifically have Zelda in mind, but once I found how nicely the kalimba and the Persian ney sound together, I was just thinking Skyward Sword the entire time I was writing. I really like this track, and I got it finished a lot faster than my first one, which is cool. It was also really fun recording inhale sounds to make the Persian ney sound a little more natural!

Feel free to use this track in games, movies, TV shows, web shows, podcasts, audio books, your answering machine message, or anything else! In return I only ask that you put my name and my Bandcamp page URL in the credits of your project. Message me somewhere if you need loop packages for a game. And let me know, I'd love to see stuff you use my work in! Also, if you want to support me by paying more than $0 for a song, I'd be so grateful for your generosity! Thanks for reading. -James

Track art by Ryan Milani - http://www.flickr.com/photos/51029297@N00/16713174736/ with color correction and cropping by me

Track art license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/

Bandcamp link: https://captaincomedy.bandcamp.com/track/rpg-dungeon-fine-pines-temple

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My first original track! 320kbps MP3 and FLAC available on Bandcamp.

I wanted to make some music that sorta reminds me of FF14 and other RPG's town music, so I did! I picture this being the nighttime version of a really nice friendly town in the forest, maybe somewhat near the sea. I'd like to do a daytime version soon, much peppier and more fun, but I should probably practice the harmonica more first!

Feel free to use this track in games, movies, TV shows, web shows, podcasts, audio books, your answering machine message, or anything else! In return I only ask that you put my name and my Bandcamp page URL in the credits of your project. And let me know, I'd love to see stuff you use my work in! Also, if you want to support me by paying more than $0 for a song, I'd be very grateful for your generosity! Thanks for reading. -James

Bandcamp link: https://captaincomedy.bandcamp.com/track/rpg-town-fine-pines-night-ver

Track art by Ken Lund - www.flickr.com/photos/kenlund/5810933448/ with color correction and cropping by me

Track art license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/

Please follow me on Twitter for updates about all the stuff I do, including music like this! https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/

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i think my followers will appreciate the absolutely fucking crazy left-field nature of this one, like, why the fuck do i even remember that an itchy and scratchy SNES game even existed, let alone still vividly recalling the music from it

made this one for a challenge, lay your blame at the feet of https://soundcloud.com/layzpaintjob/

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful Shahid Ahmad - Juracid Bath (for The Itchy & Scratchy Game)

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I don't even know what to write about this one. It started out as a simple Space Jam mashup for a collab Tainic is working on, and quickly spiraled out of control, becoming what is arguably my most complex, chaotic megamix ever. There are a LOT of YTMND jokes in this track, which was unbelievably fun to put together. I got my start with internet comedy / audio editing / mashups on YTMND in 2005, and digging back into that well was like seeing old friends again. So much fun!

I don't think I'll ever be able to top this track as far as the sheer amount of sources used. Look at the insane track list below! I think I'm gonna start posting more original tracks and take a vacation from this kind of thing. That is, until I lose my mind and start an SMRPG collab album at some point!

Tracks used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

inhale

Umineko no Naku Koro ni: When They Sing, Vol. 3 - Lyrical Aurora

with

Darude - Sandstorm Quad City DJ's - Space Jam Booty Bass - Shake That Ass Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties Mike Greene - Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams Dschinghis Khan - Moskau PSY - Gangnam Style Donna Burke - Sins of the Father (Metal Gear Solid V Theme)

Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat DJ RX - Who's The Nigga Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl Khia - My Neck My Back

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

and

Daler Menhdi - Tunak Tunak Tun

Hollywood Edge - Doppler Horn By, L To R, Semi-Truck

Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N.

Fred

Thanks so much for listening, and for reading. Love you guys! Let me know your favorite bit! -James

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Here's the full, extended version of the theme. I will never get tired of this joke, but working on this track for a few minutes a week for over a year was definitely exhausting. After all that work, hopefully it eclipses the first one I did. I would appreciate a re-post if it isn't too much trouble!

Here's hoping the hiatus after Season 3 doesn't kill any of us!

Shorter, original version: https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems

New album art by https://soundcloud.com/sketchbored

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I can't believe you guys have already helped me hit 100,000 listens. I can't begin to thank you all, but the next best thing I can do is continue to make music and stuff for you guys! I can't wait to show you what I've been working on. -James

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

We Love Katamari - One Tip March / One Chip March

with

Skrillex - Bangarang Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk (used as musical texture throughout)

Childish Gambino - Bonfire DMX - Fuck Tha Police MC Hammer - Can't Touch This Trina - Pull Over (That Ass Too Fat) Big Sean ft. E-40 - I Don't Fuck With You Eminem - Without Me

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i was chatting with a few soundcloud buddies, one of them challenged everyone to use green day because "it was impossible" so like five mashups got made immediately and many laughs were had

thrown together in about 30min of work

Tracks used: Lanayru Harbor - LOZ Skyward Sword Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

Shouts to https://soundcloud.com/dvonisstunnin

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i was on a road trip and sonic adventure came up on shuffle and i've always loved the hey big guy hey little guy part of this song and for some reason this dumbass joke popped into my little pin head and wouldn't get out, so i made this

original track: https://youtu.be/krGOVc8zomI?t=89 new voices: wiseguy and jerkface from voiceforge, widely known as garfielf and jon from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

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If you like the YouTube video that sent you here, check out my upcoming gaming channel! Lots of fun stuff in the works! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGelAvCMju0KsEP70ckN3Q

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS:

Callie & Marie: (speaking Inkling)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy: Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy But look what I found, just lying in the street A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia: All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it

C&M: (speaking Inkling) (singing in Inkling)

Big Sean: I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick (ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke: WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube: FUCK the police coming straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beating on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager Searching my car, looking for the product Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Spice Girls: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, (x2)

I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah.

Parappa Kinda Voice: Yeea! As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me! Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

https://soundcloud.com/big-fish-recordings/modulation-world-summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk Boney M - Gotta Go Home (all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

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Thanks Dvon, Mello and PeriDarren for nominating me with these tracks: https://soundcloud.com/digi/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/iammountaindew/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/dvonisstunnin/10-song-challenge

I'm not gonna nominate anyone because my heart hurts after sitting and making this, I used to love Carefree before this. I have been hurt

Songs: 1. Carefree - Kevin MacLeod 2. Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough 3. Jam - M. Jackson 4. Bangarang - Skrillex 5. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex 6. Sins of the Father - Donna Burke (WHOAAOOOAAAAA) 7. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson (dough) 8. Gotta Go Home - Boney M (woohoohoohoo) 9. Everyone's Emerald Hill - CaptainComedy (reverse cymbal) 10. Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

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concept originally by: https://soundcloud.com/datniggaovader/throwback-funk

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made this one in 2011 after trying to do a song that sounded like it could have been in LOST, i liked the harp and bass from that a lot and started something new with them

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finished ripping a lot of music from RC2016 and i don't think anyone else has done a clean rip, so is this the first RC2016 mashup in WORLD HISTORY????

RC2016 is composed by Michael Bross but the Groovitron music might not be, historically the disco music for the weapon has been sourced from production music libraries but who knows, the rest of the soundtrack is stellar buy it when it comes out

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Made this one for a fun project! First time I've added custom music elements to a mashup project. The cymbal swells, crashes and a few deep synth notes in the first few seconds are all-new, fresh and delicious. This one was a lot of fun! Enjoy!

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Emerald Hill Zone - Masato Nakamura and C'est la vie - B*Witched

with

Bangarang - Skrillex Hail Mary Mallon - Whales Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson Crank Dat - Soulja Boy

Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

Get It On The Floor - DMX

Gangnam Style - PSY

Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean

Original concept by Simon McClure

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Made this over the last two nights. Feels good, I thought I was bored of doing this stuff, but once the ball gets rolling there's no stopping it

holy shit this one was fun

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Backing track: One Minute to Win It - Wreck-it Ralph OST - Henry Jackman

Constant texture throughout the song: Bangarang - Skrillex Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson Gangnam Style - PSY

Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.

Bonfire - Childish Gambino

Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Will Smith Space Jam - Quad City DJs

Hey Soul Sister - Train Walking On The Sun - Smash Mouth

Without Me - Eminem Get It On The Floor - DMX

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean Stronger Than You - Steven Universe OST - Aivi & Surasshu ft. Estelle

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inspired by and 2 jokes lifted from https://soundcloud.com/ayumuisalittlebitch/news69

video version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32E1uJ7rcJY

another mashup i'm probably not gonna finish but god damn the source song is fun to play with

audio sources (chunked in rough order of appearance) https://soundcloud.com/mitchiem/hatsue-miku-news-39-inst bangarang - skrillex uptown funk - mark ronson britney spears - gimme more gangnam style - PSY (grunt noise)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0 spaceships - nicki minaj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8S8fE1YeCM ice cream paint job - dorrough

more of uptown funk - mark ronson accidentally in love - counting crows yeah! woo! sample from Think (about it) - lyn collins

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starting to think up ideas for Renim G's collab: https://soundcloud.com/renim_g/katamari-damashy-wondermari-wall-announcal

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i dragged the wrong backing song into vegas and decided to run with it and i kinda like it, both songs are chopped up pretty significantly though so i guess purists will hate this!!

Childish Gambino ╳ Jun Maeda Bonfire ╳ Crow Song (from Angel Beats!)

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made this for Metalik's upcoming ace attorney collab, this track is less hectic than https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/paper-mario-2-everyones-main-menu but i think it works to this one's favor

Awesome video version by Cardbored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqxUvxWwDUw

(songs chunked in rough order of first appearance) Phoenix Wright: Ace Atorney - Turnabout Sisters' Theme 2001 with Aaron's Party - Aaron Carter Bangarang - Skrillex

Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough with Tus Ojos - Belanova (percussion) Gangnam Style - PSY

Without Me - Eminem with Flower Garden - Yoshi's Island

My Neck, My Back - Khia with Space Jam - Quad City DJ's

X Gon Give It To Ya - DMX with Still D.R.E. - Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg (short voice sample) Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

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Does anyone have a lead on good software or VSTs for removing vocals from songs? Left channel minus right channel is okay, but leaves things a little tinny and mono.

Anyway, working on this now. Might be a little while, but hey, here's a taste!

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A lil concept from everyone's main menu i never got sounding right, but i don't think i'll get a chance to fit the vocals into another project so here it is

source: warioware, mike's theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOgUmU6qTkw

full version of everyone's main menu - https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/paper-mario-2-everyones-main-menu

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Made this over 4 years ago. Something about Portal 2's music really struck me so after replaying the ending I wanted to see how much of the energy and foreboding of the music in the finale I could capture by remaking it. I still really like this! Got pretty close to the original when all I had was game recordings before the OST was released.

Mike Morasky's original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47F4d9cFnmA

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Made this a while back, the night I saw WIR I came home, plopped down, bought this song then made an 8bit version of it because it is so damn fun!

Henry Jackman's original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4rWOnXxvM

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a sudden mini-explosion of people liking and reposting my songs got me back in the game - this one might be a little overwhelming but i got hit by inspiration at like 2AM and this is what happens when you ride out a late night wave like that

(songs chunked in rough order of appearance) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Main Menu / File Load with Bangarang - Skrillex Move Bitch - Ludacris Get It On The Floor - DMX

Bonfire - Childish Gambino with Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

Gangnam Style - PSY

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean with Space Jam - Quad City DJ's

Take On Me - A-ha

My Neck, My Back - Khia with Summerslam Jam 1993 Music Video

X Gon Give It To Ya - DMX with Express Yourself - N.W.A.

All Star - Smash Mouth with American Girl - Tom Petty

Gas Pedal - Sage The Gemini ft. IamSu with World Summit - Modulation (drum stab) Snake Eyes - David Holmes, Oceans 13 OST

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(For anyone interested, I did finish polishing this. You can find it at picosong.com/NfMj/)

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there is definitely potential with this but i can't get there, maybe someone else can do better

Splatoon VS Mode 7 ╳ Accidentally In Love Tohru Minegish, Shiho Fujii ╳ Counting Crows and a little Bangarang

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Never played FF11, but i'm poking through the soundtrack and loving what i'm hearing and once i heard the lil beat in this song i got carried away

Kumi Tanioka - Final Fantasy XI: Hume Female with Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk Dorrough - Ice Cream Paint Job Khia - My Neck, My Back DMX - X Gon Give It To Ya and 2 surprises

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inspired by maybe the best short form joke upload

https://soundcloud.com/matrixmariox/stop

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First heard this concept from ManEatingOranges with the track I Need To Stop, made the same mashup with the SSB version of the song which is much cooler and louder

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made this in about 45 minutes trying to learn how to pitch correct, a friend of mine is gonna make a video to accompany it at some point, sorry

edit: working on the full song now https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/preview-weed-are-the-crystal-gems-extended

edit 2: finished the full song! check it out! https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems-full-song

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im sorry, bye

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maybe i got a little carried away

Futsuu no Nomimono ni wa Kyoumi Arimasen! Ijou! from lucky star bangarang by skrillex move bitch get out the way by ludacris think (about it)by lyn collins bonfire by childish gambino take on me by a-ha i don't fuck with you by big sean space jam by quad city dj's Edit: forgot about get it on the floor by dmx

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i'm new to this but after hearing some of the shit people are making on here, jesus i have to try and be a part of it