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Can you tell me the way to the British Museum? Mmmm... Let me see. Yes. Are you on foot? Yes, I am. - Well, go up Charing Cross Road and take Shaftesbury Avenue. You come to New Oxford Street. Er, then it's, er, just opposite I think. Yes, that's it, just opposite is Bloomsbury Street. - Sorry, say that again? Just opposite, you've got Bloomsbury Street. Go down there and it's on your right. You can't miss it. Thanks very much. - That's okay.

Have another beer. - I don't want one, but have one yourself. I will. I'm very thirsty. - You're always thirsty. Perhaps it's because I don't drink enough. A glutton

(A mother to her son, after the sixth piece of cake): Tom, you are a glutton. How can you eat so much? I don't know. It's just good luck.