Can you lend me five pounds? But I don't know you! That's exactly why I'm asking you. Teacher: - Jane, why do you always come to school with dirty hands? Jane: - Well, miss, I haven't got any others. A the concert

This piece is a symphony by Mozart. I suppose it is something new. What! Don't you know that Mozart is dead? Excuse me, I never read the papers.

He never talks to me. - Don't ever say that! Say: he always talks to other people.

A nervous passenger

I'm scared of the water. - Don't be silly, people never drown in these waters. Are you sure, young man? - Of course I am, the sharks never let anybody drown.