An unwelcome conversation

Excuse me, may I sit down? Please do. - Thanks very much. Ah that's better! My name's Brian Sellers. - Oh, very interesting.

Yes, I work in London. Do you work in London too? Yes, I do. - Have a cigarette. No, thank you. This is a non-smoking compartment. Oh, do you mind if I smoke? - Yes, I do! I'm cold. Are you cold too? - No, I'm not. Oh, you have a paper. I don't like reading. I prefer talking. Yes, I see. - No, you hear. Ha! ha! ha! Good-bye sir. - Oh! good-bye.

Do you mind if I smoke? - Mind your head. He's cold; he's hot; he's unlucky.