1. Have you got any cigarettes?
2. Yes, what kind do you want?
3. Oh, Turkish ones please. - Here you are, sir.
4. Thank you. How much is that? Fifty pence, please.
5. Mother: - My son's a doctor of philosophy.
6. Neighbour: - Oh good. What kind of illness is "philosophy"?
7. A bargain
8. Do you want a carpet, sir? Here are some beautiful carpets.
9. How much is that little one?
10. It is a real Oriental carpet sir. It is magnificent. It costs fifty pounds.
11. Ridiculous! That's much too dear.
12. Well, make me on offer.
13. Fifty pence; and not one penny more.
14. What? Fifty pence for this real Turkish carpet? Well, take is sir, it's yours.