Matt Masters, CKUA host and one of Alberta's finest musicians joins me to create some  stories including:

A juggler who confides to his friend an orange museum curator that he wants to give up orange juggling to be a dancer.

A furrier who wants his car back from the police after being caught masturbating in it.

A father who goes to his son's dog rescue kennel to adopt a dog after his fourth dog in a row has died.

A home owner who has to deal with the suicide of his house painter.

A police captain who tries to hide she is a woman.