Stephen reminisces over his days as a Christian Punk/Hardcore fan in Grand Rapids. Jon talks about his upcoming trip to Grand Rapids. Hawk has never been to Grand Rapids, and has never expressed a desire to go. The boys also talk about sex, fetishes, and post-coital rituals. Grand Rapids.

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Beer: Bell's Poolside Ale

Songs: "I've Got a Gal in Kalamazoo" and Underoath's "It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door"