"And let’s try and not make a big deal about it when he comes in the room, okay? Don’t make a face. If he stabs you in the neck or hits me on the head try not to let it surprise you. We wouldn’t want our faces to stay that way and have rigor mortis set in."

Performed by Kat Leonard and Steven Shreyberg

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