Comedian Johnny Mitchell tells Adam how he went from being a normal well-off college student to a major drug trafficker and his decision to make millions on weed while he could before legalization. He explains the process of stashing/smuggling money and drugs and how he ultimately found himself in a maximum security prison. Johnny shares some prison tips such as the importance of courtesy flushing and surviving on Ramen and they all debate the finer points of performing felation on yourself. Next, they get into Johnny rooming with a Hells Angel, politicians mispronouncing names, and distorted checking account statistics.