If you’re trying to hide illegal stuff from the police, probably not a good idea to try what John did… If you can manage to make it through the day without trying to hide illegal drugs underneath the police car that pulled you over… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://fox8.com/news/aww-man-florida-man-tries-to-hide-half-a-pound-of-meth-under-cop-car-deputies-say/