Cheesy, catchy, bizarre earworms. Chintzy electronics, drum machines, treated/processed guitars, often questionable vocals. But impeccably written and conceived. Pop hits that never were, and never will be. For the most part.

This is the wildest, most entertaining mix I've made. Some of the strangest songs you'll ever hear, but also some of the most heartbreakingly gorgeous. There's a little bit of everything included: Electro, Synth-pop, Dub, Dancehall, Hip-Hop, Japanese New Wave, Neue Deutsche Welle, Cambodian pop, Hindustani pop, Detroit Techno, Computer Disco, Italo-Disco, Italo-trance, electronically processed vocals, synthetic slap-bass, whatever the hell Ciccone Youth is, the always uncategorizable cacophony of Men's Recovery Project, six magical seconds of Brian Eno, and an 11-year-old girl. Enjoy...

Brian Eno - Windows 95 Startup Sound Cindy Lee - Operation Gigi D'Agostino - L'amour Toujours (1999) Darkie - Yeh Hua Dam (Look at the Owl) Polyphonic Size - Mother's Little Helper Girlseeker - Lightning from My Mind Fashio - Smooth as Ice Air Miami - Sweet as a Candy Bar Nicole Campau - New Fashion Marcello Giombini - Disco 6 Trans Am - Funky Guy Bullwackies - Addis Ababa Dub Schoolly-D - Gangster Boogie Danny Boy - Diskomix (Disko Version) Sugar Minott - Herbman Hustling Frank Chickens - We Are Ninja Die Doraus und Die Marinas / Der Plan - Junger Mann Topo - Ba Ba Go, Go Conrad & Gregor Schnitzler - The Shark Eats Ice ZaZa - Zauberstab John Maus - Bennington Daphne & Celeste - You & I Alone Ratgrave - Ein Kola Bitte Jaakko Eino Kalevi - Flexible Heart The Arms of Someone New - Cool as Christ Lata Ramasar - The Greatest Name That Lives Suicide - Dominic Christ Frak - Untitled Stratis - Hurry Up Der Plan - Leb Doch Glass Domain - Interlock Unknown [Parallax White 01] - Very First Time Gigi D'Agostino - L'amour Toujours (Small Mix) Men's Recovery Project - Million Man March Ciccone Youth - Into the Groovey .