It's a weird news extravaganza! We hit up some strange goings-on before we go back down that WandaVision rabbit hole for episode 8.

Check out these headlines:

• North Carolina firefighters dispatched to restaurant discover it isn't on fire, just making 10,000 wings

• Woman Belonging to Alien Reptile Cult to Stay in Jail for Shooting Boyfriend

• Rebel Nuns Break COVID Rules to Attend Exorcism

• Bodybuilder Cheats on His Sex Doll Wife with Indescribable Object

Stick around for the post-credit audio scene!