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Wheels Up

A Criminal Minds Podcast. Two lesbians submit themselves to 300+ episodes (and the spinoffs) to bring you an episode-by-episode look at wonders of the BAU. We Love It. We Hate It. We're Doing It. Join us. Follow us on twitter and insta: WheelsUpPod

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This week, James and Bee talk about MPreg, being a woman, and boomer conspiracies. Join them as they talk about Criminal Minds Evolution Season 17 Episode 3 - Homesick.

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Rebecca's in a saw trap, Rossi's in margaritaville, JJ is in... jail? What a wild premiere for season 17! Join James and Bee as they talk "Gold Star" and "Contagion"

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We shot our shot and it... worked? Join us for a very special interview with BREEN FRAZIER, writer and executive producer of Criminal Minds: Evolution. We chat our hopes and dreams for season 17, queer representation, and how dang hot Paget Brewster is!

Just what is the mysterious Gold Star and is James' out of this world guess ACTUALLY RIGHT?

You can watch Season 17 of Criminal Minds right now, on Paramount+!

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Emily Princess is a tragic, Byronic heroine in this one and also SO Pretty! Join James and Bee as they talk about Emily's wet dog energy and her need for hot soup. This one is 3 hours long, so strap in! We're talking Season 4 Episode 17 - DEMONOLOGY

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Can you believe we did an entire episode bout how the criminal minds writers were just out here using quotes dot com completely irresponsibly? wild. Join Bee and James as they talk daddy issues, hedge funds, and weirdly anti-feminist feminists. It's season 4 episode 16: Pleasure Is My Business!

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We're on the case to find the world's most normal looking 7/11 customer and we think we've got it! Join us in Cleveland as Bee and James talk serial killer branding, Rossi's ever-changing number of books, and Shannon Woodward.

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Come crack open a cold one with Bee and James as they discuss Season 4 Episode 14 - Cold Comfort. This week, they talk about gothic horror, Rossi's bad attitude, and JJ's bad haircut.

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Jordan Todd isn't having a good time this episode and neither are we! Bee and James talk Romani stereotypes in media, the impending doom of Criminal Minds: Evolution, and Emily finally getting to play good cop!

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This week, James and Bee say a fun little gay word about 75 times. Listen, if we didn't say it, CM would! Join the gang as they talk about omegaverse, gay discourse, and CM's lack of nuance. In other words, it's a normal episode!

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This week James and Bee discuss early 2000s patriarchy! Join them as they talk about season 4 episode 11 - Normal

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James made up an entire story arc (that honestly makes the whole episode better) and Bee has a vendetta against Ayn Rand! Join them as they talk about Season 4 Episode 10 - Brothers in Arms

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Like JJ, Jordan is very good at murdering men in front of Emily Prentiss! As is her right! James and Bee discuss Jordan's mean girl (affectionate) vibes, Emily's Big Dyke Energy, and the creep factor of wearing sunglasses in a club. Join the gang as they talk about Season 4 Episode 9 - 52 Pick Up!

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A white man in a white suit talking about Eugenics? What could go wrong? Join James and Bee as they talk about math, bitch boys, and the way Jordan makes Emily blush!

It's season 4 episode 8 - Masterpiece!

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Reid's facing his daddy issues head-on and the fallout is, quite frankly, devastating. The boys experience The Horrors, the girls experience The Horrors, and they are, somehow, different horrors.

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This episode is a long one, but it's worth it! James and Bee discuss Criminal Minds' take on motherhood and mental health as they explore Reid's past and JJ's future. There's some silly James lore and Bee is actually really funny this episode!

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This episode could be so good if it was actually good. Meta Golding come back home please the kids miss you. Derek puts a "Kick Me" sign on his own back. The BAU is doing cute bestie things! Bee and James talk a lot about society's big issues and in the end they don't solve anything but they do have a good time talking about season 4 episode 5 "Catching Out"!

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Local Wheels Up cohosts are outside your window on a cold winter's day holding up a sign that says "that's wil wheaton to me" and I will not be explaining further. Join James and Bee as they talk season 4 episode 4 Paradise!

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In this cult installment of Wheels Up, James and Bee pick out metal lines and hidden references! Reid's bearable, Rossi's likeable, and Emily is punchable. Join the gang as they talk about Season 4 Episode 3 - Minimal Loss.

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Bee's got it on lock with a surprising amount of statistics off the cuff, James's door kept yelling at us so if you hear beeps that's why, and this episode of criminal minds is good, technically, but kinda boring.

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We're back!!! We said we'd be back in January, and it's still technically January! Unlike Criminal Minds' season premieres, we keep our promises. Join James and Bee as they talk about Season 4 Episode 1 - Mayhem!

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You thought we were done just because Season 3 was? Never! In this bonus episode, James and Bee rank the episodes, rank the characters, and just go crazy!

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This week on Wheels Up, James and Bee discuss the season finale! They talk about Will's psychic ability to understand Jennifer Jareau, Emily's gay ability to profile, and Derek's inability to let a woman lead. Join them as they talk about Season 3 Episode 20, Lo-Fi!


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On this episode of Wheels Up, Bee and James get real philosophical. Are we real? Do we exist? What's up with Derek's hair in the flashback? Join us for our penultimate episode of Season 3, Tabula Rasa!

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Bee and James discuss the hard hitting issues like third wave feminism, who is technically the mother of the BAU team, and how many people we know on this week's episode of Wheels Up!


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We love JJ so much, but she's mean for this one, folks. She just murders Will in front of God and everyone! Join Bee and James as they talk about Season 3 Episode 17 - In Heat.


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Yes, you read that file name correctly. This episode, Bee gets annoyed at file names, James gets annoyed at Reid, and we all have childhood trauma. Join the gang as they talk about Season 3 Episode 16 - Elephant's Memory.


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Bee drinks San Pellegrino now, James doesn't drink Monster anymore, and both of them liked this episode. Watch Emily wear the hell out of a turtleneck, Derk be very rude to everyone, and Criminal Minds actually do well representing depression! This week on Wheels Up, James and Bee talk about Season 3 Episode 15 - A Higher Power.


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Hello, Listeners! James is back and Bee is WRONG. This episode, James and Bee discuss the CM timeline, Emily's Bangs, Jotch, and more! They also debate over whether or not it's correct to sleep with your bedroom door open or closed. It's the Great Watch Debate all over again! Join them as they discuss Season 3 Episode 14 - Damaged!


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This episode was kinda a loss for feminism. Rossi talks a real big game about daddy issues for a man who works in the daddy issues unit of the FBI. Bee is joined by very special guest Belle while James is on the run in another country.

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Not all homoerotic gay bestfriendships end in a death but it sorta feels that way doesn’t it? Bee is living in the fiction she’s creating, James is proving that they know what yaoi is, and so much more on this episode of Wheels Up!

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James is on vacation so Bee is posting an episode late for once! It's show tradition at this point. Join us for absolutely 0 jokes, a lot of talk about Women's Work, James losing their mind about battlepark fences, and just one singular canon.

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James and Bee talk about Frankie Muniz for an hour and a half! Join them on the journey through True Night, a Noir episode of Criminal Minds. It was written and directed by friend-of-the-pod, Eddy B!

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What does JCB stand for? James Colby Baylor? It stands for something I can't write here for fear the podcast will get marked as NSFW. You get it, though. Join Bee and James as they jump headfirst into Criminal Minds after drying off on the shores of Mental Health Break Beach. This week, they're discussing Season 3 Episode 9 - Penelope

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That Razr flip phone? that one's just for swag. God and or the devil might be actually real in the CMCU (Criminal Minds cinematic universe) and we're not gonna talk about it again ever. Bee gets playfully anti-religious. James is campaigning hard for paranormal romances

We're taking a little mid-season hiatus since covering Evolution took a lot out of us. We'll be back in April!

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This week, Bee and James talk about Y2K, Ruby Ridge, and Waco. Don't worry! It's still a funny episode! Join the gang as they trek to Montana and tensions rise!

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At last! The finale episodes of Criminal Minds Evolution Season One (Or Criminal Minds Season 16) have arrived! It's hard to believe we've already finished it, but we can't wait for Season Two (Or Season 17)! Join Bee and James as they talk about the end of Evolution and predictions for the future!

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Rossi's a little late to the party but so are we so we really can't judge him for that. We can, and do, judge him for wearing lightwash jeans though. Some crimes just can't be forgiven. James fights the timeline, Bee takes candy from a crime scene, nobody wins.

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This week on Wheels Up, James and Bee clash over ships and dirty words. These episodes have gay longing, bad decisions, and plenty to talk about! We're talking about Criminal Minds: Evolution episodes 7 and 8!

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This episode features no negative comments about Criminal Minds, a ton of praise for the guest stars, and a lot of doggie noises! James has a new puppy and Bee gets a good grade in solving mysteries! Join us for a play-along-at-home episode of Wheels Up as we talk about Season 3 Episode 5, Seven Seconds.

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This week James and Bee are feasting! This episode is technically a little late but you're not allowed to yell at me, it's our second longest episode ever. We spend nearly three whole real life hours talking about criminal minds. Do you understand how insane this is? This is insane. Sure, the criminal minds is good criminal minds, and the reason we spend nearly THREE WHOLE HOURS talking about it is because it's Very good and emotionally rich and layered deliciously like a cake but also. it's three hours of my life I will never get back. but I've made my peace with that fact.

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This week, on Wheels Up, James and Bee talk about acting skills, fathers vs mothers, and (funny) mental health. James educates Bee and several cultural touchstones and Bee bullies James. Basically, it's a normal episode! Join us as we talk about Children of The Dark.

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In this short episode, Bee and James discuss Scared to Death. Bee also bullies James relentlessly because they wear their watches on the wrong arm. It's a chill episode, so grab a warm beverage and hang out with us for this week's episode of Wheels Up!

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This week, James and Bee are talking about the reboot! They ask very important questions, such as "what is a start-up?" and "are do all horsegirls have 'Leigh' in their name?" and "why does Criminal Minds like to hurt us so much?" Join them as they embark on their weekly journey to understand Criminal Minds. Maybe... Just maybe... They'll find love along the way.

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What's this? A new episode during the DAY? on WEDNESDAY? You had to see it to believe it, but here it is!

James and Bee discuss Season 3 Episode 2 - In Name and Blood. They figure out the timeline, defend side characters, and talk shit about our faves. James talks about their wife for too long and Bee is in some sort of mood. Join them as they fly into the sky of Criminal Minds!

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Welcome to the future! It's 2022! 

James and Bee talk about Criminal Minds: Evolution in the first installment of their reboot series. They talk about JJ's biceps, Tara's Girlfriend, and the mystery of it all. Bee hates SOAR and James hates unfinished stories, but they love how many times Luke says "Kink." Join them as they tackle new episodes!

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Season 3 starts off with a bang! We spend way too long talking about the timeline, but we make up for it by actually making it make sense. This is a fun one! JJ is very gay, Emily is very pretty, and Gideon is very sad. So, nothing too unusual! Join us as we talk about Season 3 Episode 1 - Doubt.

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We're back, baby! Bee and James take on Season 3 of Criminal Minds and this time - they may have some insider info!

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Wow! It's hard to believe that we've finished our second year! In this bonus episode, James and Bee discuss the season 2 special features, rank every episode from the season, and rank the characters. Join them as they reflect on the past two years and look toward the next 13!

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The end is nigh! It's the last episode of season 2! Hard to believe we're finally here, but we're going out with a bang! Join Bee and Jay as they meander their way through No Way Out II: The Evilution of Frank. Yes, the episode is 3 hours long, but it's 100% worth it!

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Wow! The much anticipated episode is here and Bee is just as upset about it as you'd expect. Low budget meat packing plants, JJ being disrespected, and Hotch being Daddy. Join Bee and James as they talk about Legacy and de-evolve into chaos as always!

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In this episode, Bee and James talk about Emily's shiny hair, her hunting skills, and her disassociations. The women rock this episode and we stan a final girl! Going us as we talk about 2x21 Open Season.

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Hello! Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo! It's a code MILF! Join Bee and James as they discuss Honor Among Thieves' convoluted storyline, the mysterious disappearance of Emily Prentiss' Father, and the BAU Group Chat. Grab some borsch and meet us in Little Kiev!

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How did Father Hotchner die? Why does the unsub use fire? Is it possible for Emily to look any better? Listen to these questions (and more) on this week's episode of Wheels Up! Join us to talk about 2x19 Ashes and Dust!

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Hey, all! Join us in talking about 2x18 Jones! We spend a lot of time talking about Good 'Ol Billy, Tumblr's questionable shipping choices, and Emily's loser status. It's a rollercoaster!

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Oh, Hey There! Welcome back, Listeners! This week we spend a lot of time shit talking Spencer Reid and talking about American War Crimes. So, nothing too different! Join us as we talk about 02x17 Distress!

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This is a heavy one, guys. We talk about race riots, CM's lack of message, and general odds and ends. It is Demily rights, though! So expect some outfit checks, some shipping talk, and a total confusion about how drugs work. Join us for Fear and Loathing!

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Welp, we missed an upload! We may be two weeks later, but we make up for it with a ridiculously long episode! This week on Wheels Up, we stan JJ (as always), trash the writers (as always), and laugh way to loud (as always!). Join us as we talk about our favorite FBI agents being bad at their jobs and bad at friendship. Welcome to our nightmare!

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The Archangel Raphael is just trying to keep his pool clean! It's his hot girl summer! This episode is full of biblical research, temperature checks, and permit requests. Join James and Bee as they discuss The Big Game. Bee doesn't know much about the bible, but James doesn't know anything at all about the Dot Com Bubble. Who's the real loser here?

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It's late! James is sorry! But they're making up for it with a whole bunch of Bee's laughter! This episode we talk about No Way Out! Frank is a Bisexual King, Spencer is very judgmental, and the timeline doesn't make any sense (again). Enjoy your peak into James' timeline brain and Bee's rapidly dwindling sanity on this week's episode of Wheels Up!

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Derek Morgan is the best man ever. He's so nice and buys the best gifts for his mom! This episode makes us sad, but it also makes us love Derek even more. So, be aware of the trigger warnings at the beginning, strap on your 'Loving Derek' boots, and join us on this episode of Wheels Up! We're watching Profiler, Profiled!

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Join James and Bee as they talk about ghastly victorian boys, the bestie squad, and the bicycle in the room! Bee edited this ep so she DID edit out a whole bunch of James talking about the Ship that We Don't Talk About but shhh don't tell them, it's a secret. We're talkin Sex, Birth, Death this week!

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Listen... This is a long one. James does a lot of research, Bee makes some great points about the American Empire, and we get mad at Criminal Minds a little more than usual. We like to think things have changed in the past 16 years, but... America is still a Capitalist Hellscape. There will be no peaceful resolution. Anyway! We do make some good jokes and Emily is very attractive this episode!! Join us for Lessons Learned.

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Gideon really needs to know if this guy is handsome he just REALLY needs to know. JJ has three outfit changes, each more baffling than the last. Emily is here and we're SO excited.

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What is Post-Modernism? Futurism? Post-Structuralism? JJ's outfit? This week on Wheels Up, Bee comes up with Crossover ideas, James puts their masters degree to good use, and both gays love Derek Morgan. Join us as we discuss The Empty Planet!

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Sure, the episode is late, but so is JJ's character development! James had a bunch of technical issues, but this episode has a special guest, so that's exciting! Football boys, soccer girls, and an extended analysis of sunlight on JJ's angelic face - It's a new episode of Wheels Up!

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From Girlboss to Girlmurder to Gaslight, Elle Greenaway can do it all. Well, except for admit she did anything wrong. This episode, Hotch followers her around like the father of a teenage rebel, JJ becomes the mean girl she was always meant to be, and the unsub is just a ginger kid with a dairy allergy. Listen to Bee and James discuss how they could beat up a child yet again on this episode of Wheels up!

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We've finally earned out name this week! Gideon says "wheels up" for the first time and James definitely gets a little tooo drunk to celebrate. We're desperately trying to point that milf-ification beam at JJ. Criminal Minds proves itself to be a make your own iceberg kinda show.

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles! Oh my! In these week's episode of Wheels Up, we point out a lot of inconsistencies, James doesn't understand several points, and Bee says Minnesota weird. Welcome back to Wheels Up with an episode we expected to go up in 2021!

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One day we'll have an episode where we ONLY talk about Criminal Minds. This is not that episode. Bee and Jay are BACK and they're talking Supernatural, super hell, and being super hot.

Get it, because everybody is so moist this episode? It's a funny joke you guys please laugh.

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trigger warning: pedophilia, child pornography, human trafficking

Everybody stay calm, it's finally happening! we've finally found the first good episode of Criminal Minds and it's... well it's a rough one but in a good way. New episodes every other Wednesday!

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The besties are back and so is Criminal Minds! Elle's talking to her dead dad, Derek and JJ are on a roadtrip, and Gideon destroys a hospital's magazines for no reason. Join us as we launch into the new season! There will be twists, turns, and outfit updates! Bring a sword! New episode every other Wednesday! Follow us on socials: @WheelsUpPod

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WHEELS UP. SEASON TWO. NEXT WEEK. 11.10.21

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Bee and Jay wrap up season one, talk bonus content, and rank every single episode of the season! The editing on this show is absolutely buck wild. We get some corrections and a history lesson from Jay’s Mom! Bee talks shit about accents, Jay learns about the wonders of spreadsheets, and we FIGURE! SHIT! OUT!

We're sleeping for the entire month of October, so we'll be back in November fully rested, relaxed, and ready to tackle season two! Until then you can follow us on twitter @WheelsUpPod!

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Grab your swords and pitchforks, it’s time to talk about The Fisher King! And we mean talk and talk and talk. This episode is all setup and no payoff, much like this podcast. Join us as we talk about bisexual energy, 2006 tech security, and other such nonsense that’s only tangentially related to Criminal Minds! New episode every other Wednesday! Follow us everywhere: WheelsUpPod

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Hey is that Kevin Bacon? Bee talks for way too long about the Fast and Furious franchise, James finds their sweet prince. There's girlbosses, war criminals, and patriots everywhere, watch your step! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter and insta: WheelsUpPod

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Would Elle have a sunshine girlfriend or a himbo boyfriend? Is Derek Morgan a secret mess? Why is Spencer Reid obsessed with water? Where did JJ go? Does Gideon have daddy issues? Answers to none of these questions on this week's episode of Wheels Up! New episodes every other Wednesday! Find us on social medias: @WheelsUpPod

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trigger warnings for: sexual assault, rape, transphobic language

Machismo? More like machis-don't! In this episode of criminal minds, a drunk James and patient Bee discuss hispanic stereotypes, outdated terms for trans people, and questionable girlbosses. Join us on this whirlwind adventure! New episodes every other Wednesday! Find us on social media: @WheelsUpPod

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What's your LA lesbian name? Mine is Pinky Robertson! Join us as we talk about bad queer representation, Reid's Main Character Syndrome, and Gideon's love of Modern Art! Jay and Bee don't make out in a pool, but they talk a lot about blonde women and destroying evidence. Find us on socials: WheelsUpPod and enjoy a new episode every other Wednesday!

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Superheroes, Shrek, and Hallelujah oh my! Jay and I both looked at this episode and went “eh it was just fine” and then talked for nearly 3 hours. Stories cut from this episode to make sure it wasn’t a full 3 hours: Jay’s in-depth discussion on the SCU (the Shrek Cinematic Universe), the time Bee almost got hate crimed while trying to buy grilled cheese ingredients, and Jay getting the shit scared out of them by their wife. Maybe I'll drop them someday, maybe I won't, who knows! Nobody reads these descriptions anymore anyway so I think my secret will be safe here. New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter, insta, and tumblr: WheelsUpPod

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Somehow, this is our most serious and most scattered episode. Bestie Syd joins us to talk about Criminal Minds being racist as hell. We talk about Daddy Aaron, Actual Native American Actors, and Purposeful Song Choices. Jotch Rights! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter and insta: @WheelsUpPod

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Things we talk about: Once Upon A Time, Big Auto propaganda, and Criminal Minds season 3 storylines. Things we DON’T talk about: episode 1x15 “Unfinished Business” of Criminal Minds. We go on so many tangents we don't know where one ends and the other begins and oh god this episode is like 2 hours long I'm sorry. Does anyone even read these anymore? Who knows! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter: @WheelsUpPod

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James and Bee take the path less traveled as the adventure along their Erotic Lovemaps. Ride the lightning with us as we discuss our dream roadtrip car configurations, Bee turns out to be incredibly knowledgeable about music, and James does their best not to talk too much shit about Florida. New episodes come out every other Wednesday! Follow us in twitter and insta: @WheelsUpPod (@ us enough and we might make erotic lovemap tshirts)

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I mean we all knew they were narcs but we didn’t know they were “in the pocket of big pharma” level narcs. Bee tells us fun facts, James knows things about poisons, and this episode is just pretty good! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter: @WheelsUpPod

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Spoiler Alert: This episode gets our first ever 1/10! However, JJ in the episode? 10/10. Highly recommend! This episode has clowns, trucks, and nosy neighbors. Come join James and Bee as they TEAR THIS PLACE APART! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on twitter: @WheelsUpPod

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his week we reduce, reuse, recycle, in the worst way! Bee makes a joke for a very small venn diagram of super smash bros fans and criminal minds fans. Jason Gideon makes us lose our minds a little bit! Follow us on twitter: @WheelsUpPod

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The satanic panic, a CW twenty, good kids breaking bad and Bee breaking out their film degree. James digs into why the Gideon says the things that he says. Bee says the word “interrogate” about a million times, sorry. This episode has it ALL, gang. Follow us on twitter! @WheelsUpPod New episodes come out every other Wednesday!

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This episode is pretty on the rails, if you know what I mean. Welcome to film school with your hosts James and Bee, today we’re talking about diegetic sounds, The Great Train Robbery (1903), and expectations. This week we hop on the jet to discuss seagulls, merch, and how weird JJ’s outfit is.

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Bloody door knobs, wasted coffee, and Gideon kicking rats! This one’s a doozy! Join James and Bee as they talk about dead worms, plumbers, and Hotch’s childhood trauma. Oh my! New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us on social media: @WheelsUpPod

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James and Bee talk about stuff and things and criminal minds. I'm gonna be honest it's 3 am I'm not good at writing descriptions, usually James does this. So maybe tomorrow by the time y'all actually see this we'll have a good description! If not: you were here first and you can officially claim to be cool or something along those lines.

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Y'all I'm sorry for the mullet slander on this one but I really just do not trust a motherfucker with a mullet unless it's a lesbian. I'm sorry that somebody had to say it and that somebody had to be me. Join us this week as we talk about Chekov's on top of Chekov's on top of Chekov's, Derek's incredible bullying, and Elle teaching Reid to shoot men in the dick!

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Elle's trying to girlboss her way out of police brutality but I really don't think that's how this works. Join us as we talk about Chekov's bug sweep, chocolate, and lesbians not liking Shemar Moore. It's a doozy. New episodes come out every other Wednesday! You can find us on all socials : @WheelsUpPod 

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Criminal Minds has no real point and this week Bee gets really down about it, but if someone could get her the series bible for the first few seasons it would really cheer her up! Join us this week as we talk about the Jeid of it all, spicy yoga, JJ's hot girl shit, and Frankenstein's FBI agents. 

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Two Cellphones, A DS’ Stylus, XX_Teen_Girl_Looking_For_Inmate_XX. It’s 2005, baby! Join us as we talk about bombs, JJ’s pink blazer, and email printouts. Join us every other Wednesday! Follow us on socials: @WheelsUpPod 

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The BAU is an elite team of profilers who specialize in serial killers. That’s why they’re so dang perceptive. Too bad Criminal Minds is so dang stupid. Join us as we talk about Jeep Cherokees, chance encounters, and the sweet sound of Gideon calling an Unsub ‘Tiny Tim’. New episodes every other Wednesday! Follow us everywhere: @WheelsUpPod

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Three times on the third day on the third floor in the third office. Sugar. Sugar. Sugar. OMG? More like OCD. Join us as we talk about Chekov’s key, Karen, and Gideon’s penchant for bolting away from people who are trying to talk to him.

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Welcome to Wheels Up, an episode by episode guide to Criminal Minds and all the wild shit that happens over the course of 300+ episodes! We're Bee and James, two lesbians who love this show a whole lot! We also kinda hate this show a whole lot. It's complicated. You'll see. Every other Wednesday we're gonna be diving in to an episode of Criminal Minds, starting from the beginning and going all the way through season 15 (and the spin offs) so be sure to join us in rewatching and reliving every episode of Criminal Minds!

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