Buffy's got a crush... and he's a softboy! While she orbits the cardigan-mantled Dickinson stan, we continue to probe the physics of vampires: for instance, why do their clothes vanish but not their jewellery? And do they only rise before last orders? We've also got some questions about our new favourite catchphrase, "Pork and Beans", and have a mini-listening party for the spoiler-heavy cash-in song, 'Buffy (She's The Slayer)' - we didn't mean to sing along, but we couldn't help ourselves, it bangs.