Arik redefines the alphabet, Allen redefines fire, and we both ruin popular music.

• The Ampersand
  • History of the Ampersand
• The Phlogiston theory of combustion
• What is a mondegreen?
  • Wikipedia’s mondegreens
  • Mairzy Doats
  • Is This the Dirtiest Song of the Sixties?
  • Prisencolinensinainciusol
• The Trouble with Jimmies
• Seattle: by the ocean?
• Ucluelet