Bizarre news stories from motorsport in the past week? Lots of banter and laughs? Must be "Pit-Bored"! Jake Sanson and the regular team giggle and guffaw at some pretty sensational motorsports frivolity. We also hear from racing driver Jonathan Lewis about a new idea that could revolutionise safety in British motorsport. So find out what the recipe is for the best touring car race in history (even if Scott Woodwiss says 'no'), what you the listener thinks of a couple of buffoons invading a race track in a Polo, and how Jake deals with a broken microphone. What football?