Talking Hawks: Recent Episodes
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Seattle Seahawks talk like you've never heard before. Listen as stand up comic Jesse Roberts and avid life long Seahawks fan tries to convince and educate stand up comic and non NFL or Seahawks fan Carl Champagne on the greatness of our favorite NFL team. (Seahawks, NFL, Comedians, Funny)
Jesse and Carl discuss some football, some Seahawks, and a lot of other stuff, including but not limited to wobbly knees, car crashes, and hair doos. And less we forget, Jesse talks about how the Seahawks did not really come close to his bold predictions.
Well, that was disappointing. I'm not just talking about the Talking Hawks season, no, I'm talking about the Seahawks early exit from the playoffs. Jesse and Carl talk about it through the pain through tears and bitterness. Feel free to lament with us while we talk about everything Seahawks.
The Seahawks continue to look good in the last regular season game of the year. We look forward to the playoffs where the Seahawks will play the Rams for the third time this season. Plus Tyler Lockett and Dk Metcalf set individual Seahawk records. Jesse and Carl talk about it.
Carl and Jesse talk about the Hawks... But you could have guessed that. More specifically, they talk about what the Seahawks can accomplish in 2021. They also hash through their own new year's goals. Thanks everyone for listening in 2020!
The Seahawks beat the Rams and won the west in one fell swoop as hawks do. The fellas talk about records falling, awards being handed out, and plenty of juicy scenarios for the playoffs. They also cover defense and offensive line (Hold your applause).
Draft Kings gave Jesse a free $1000 bet that hinged in part on the Seahawks winning. The Seahawks won! We are in first place in the NFC West again and heading back to the playoffs! And maybe, just maybe, Carl is becoming a Seahawks fan. The fellas talk about it all, and then some.
The Seahawks finally get a blowout. It feels wrong to break everything down as if the Hawks played a real opponent. The fellas do their best talking excessive celebration and Lockett's consistency. Then everything goes sideways talking sweatpants, commercials, and much more.
Well, that didn't go as planned. The Seahawks lose to the Giants. In true, sadist fashion, Jesse and Carl talk through it.
It's starting to get chippy. Well, at least on the field. We are feeling great every where else. Seahawks come off another win, they are in first place in the NFC West, and Carl likes Russell Wilson. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.
Jesse and Carl talk about a few individual Seahawks players. They hit a bunch of random topics including upcoming Mike Tyson fight.
The Seahawks looked like a good football team again. Probably the best team in football... Players stepped up big like Carlos Hyde and Carlos Dunlap. Unfortunately, there are no more Carlos's. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.
The end of the season is near! Repent and turn from your sins. Jesse and Carl talk about what is going wrong with the Seahawks, from interceptions to sacks. But hey, Meyers drilled a 61 yard field goal, so thats cool. (The season is actually over. There is light at the end of the tunnel.)
Jesse and Carl talk over Seattle's second lost. Russell Wilson has lost his MVP bid. Alex Trebek died. Worst weekend ever. But there is still hope! Plus, they discuss minor racism.
Every year the NFL puts out a list of the 100 best players. Carl and Jesse talk about all the Seahawks that made the list!
Carl and Jesse break down the Seahawks win over the 49ers. They dabble in some election talk and conspiracy theorists. Jesse implicates himself as a serial killer. Be sure to subscribe and like the show!
Well, you can't win em all. But, it was fun while it lasted. Jesse and Carl talk through the loss. Carl notices Jesse is different after a loss. The world is not over though. Screw you Cardinals. Be sure to subscribe!
The Seahawks had a week 6 bye. Therefore, we talk mostly nonsense and not a lot of hawks. But, we're still 5 and 0!
Jesse and Carl talk some of the greatest games in Seahawks recent history. Tony Romo fumble anyone? They also cover the proper age to cease intercourse.
Jesse and Carl talk about the Seahawks wins over Miami and Minnesota. We make up for lost time for not posting last week. We cover what Pete Davidson movie, Ace Ventura, and the unlikely moments this season keeps producing.
Jesse and Carl recap the 2005 season when the Seahawks made their first trip to the Super Bowl. They talk about blow out wins, forgotten wide receivers, and if continuance is a word. Also we introduce a new section where we just list Greg Kinnear movies.
https://youtube.com/channel/UCZ2Nc7j_ZYF-_tL3PJD8l2A The Seahawks refuse to play in boring games. Week 3 of the 2020 season is no exception. We talk about the historic play of Russell Wilson, lament about DK's silly mistake, and discuss if dinosaurs ever existed.
Who are the best Seahawks in history? You have your list, we have ours. See who made the list and who got snubbed.
What an incredible football game! Jesse and Carl talk about it. Jesse helps Carl understand basic football rules. Carl is convinced that the NFL is a bunch of pansies. Jesse mostly agrees.
Want to relive some of your favorite moments in Seahawks history? Then this is the episode for you. Jesse (seahawks aficionado) shares with Carl (football moron) some of the most important dates in Seahawks history.
We recap a big WEEK 1 WIN for the Seahawks! We talk about next week match up versus New England and clarify if Carl is racist or not.
"Don't throw skittles at Chris Carson." In this episode Jesse explains the SeaHawks players that Carl should be excited about. In the last half of the show we break down the 2020 season.
This week's Talking Hawks includes predictions from the first half of 2020 schedule, touting praise for Pete Carroll, and teaching Carl who Colin Kaepernick is. (When Carl says he doesn't know anything about football, it appears he wasn't joking in the slightest!