I’ve never been one of the cool guys You were rolling joints I was rolling dice You were hitting on a girl, I was hitting a troll I explored the Underdark, you explored… well, something else You had a girl in every club, I had a girl in every world

But I don’t care, I don’t mind I’ve got no regrets ‘cause I had my friends

At your parties it was full of chicks, my party was just a bunch of geeks You were proud of your class, I was warrior/thief/mage multiclass You were callin’ some girl a bitch, I never did, my problem was a lich You played a role just to be cool, while I roleplayed you called me a fool

But I don’t care, I don’t mind I’ve got no regrets ‘cause I had my friends

But I don’t care, I don’t mind I’ve got no regrets ‘cause I had my friends

And now my friends write the films you see You watch shows that were meant for me The President of the USA reads Conan and Spider-Man, hey! Thanks for nothing, anyway, it was just a matter of time We shaped the world you live today. Now are you ready to play?

But I don’t care, I don’t mind I got no regrets you can keep my friends