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Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it.
No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today.
All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh.
Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show!
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Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it.
No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today.
All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh.
Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show!
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Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it.
No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today.
All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh.
Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show!
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Joe Getty details the odd and troubling relationship between US progressives & hard core Islamist monsters who support terrorism and oppression.
Thanks to the Eli Lake for his column, The Ties That Bind Islamists and Progressives.
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From the fourth hour of the Friday, January 24th broadcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show...Jack shares a completely over-the-top theory about pet adoption--much to the dismay of Joe & Katie!
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As we all know, crime is out of control and the politics are bass ackwards in California. During our local news, Joe blew off some steam with a screed! A blood vessel or two might have popped.
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Biden did an interview with Lester Holt and it did not go well. In typical A&G fashion, the guys ran with it and made it hilarious.
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We went around the room and fired off what we would eat to get really fat quickly. Also, some of our CA doctors aren't qualified due to DEI.
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The left is pushing electric vehicles hard, especially in CA. Would an EV make a good first car? Also, there's some bonus Hillary talk in here as well.
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AI is a big topic in the world, for obvious reasons. Now we find that AI can steal our voices?! Also, this clip includes a little "Joe Getty Self Beating." Enjoy.
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Jack saw an attractive woman the other day with armpit hair. This has been part of the women being "natural" movement going around online... Jack and Joe brought in Katie Green to say the things they can't say on this topic.
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Jack Armstrong must feel the need for attention. When Joe Getty had intense joint pain, Jack had cancer. Joe feels covid coming on? Jack crashes his motorcycle. Joe slices two of his fingers open? Jack gets his eyeballs cut open. IT NEVER STOPS!
Plus some details about Jack's eye surgery that you may or may not want to hear...
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Red Lobster got taken out by it's own endless shrimp deal. How did this happen!? Did they underestimate how much shrimp we could eat?
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Jack had an unfortunate experience at a youth flag football game yesterday due to parents almost coming to blows... Our culture is changing and it's not for the better.
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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It was complete chaos at the hearing on Merrick Garland. Verbal shots were fired, names were called... Listen to this whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut to hear the whole fiasco!
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The debates between Biden and Trump are on! One on ABC and the other on CNN. The guys have some ideas on how Trump could handle the debate.
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This question to women has taken the internet by storm: "If you were hiking alone, would you rather encounter an unknown man or a bear?"
The majority is answering bear...
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Right as the guys were going on air this morning, Biden posted a bizarre video on twitter challenging Trump to a debate... Trump has responded that he's game. This will be a show of shows.
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This latest version of Chat AI has the ability to see you, hear you and more. This is disturbing on a whole new level...
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McDonalds is rolling out a new $5 meal in an attempt to get some customers back amid their soaring prices. We're seeing more of this as inflation causes all prices to go up.
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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Our very own Jack Armstrong crashed his motorcycle yesterday. YES, he's okay but also YES, he's in a lot of pain. Huge shoutout to the angel that was doubling as an Uber driver who helped him out and let him bleed all over the car.
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In case you missed it, during the Trump "hush money" trial (if we can even call it that anymore) Stormy Daniels took the stand and went in depth about her sexual encounter with Trump. She also tried to make it seem like she didn't know what she was doing... Listen to the whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut for all the details!
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Apparently a majority of the folks under the age of 24 are getting their news about the college protests from the video gamer streaming service Twitch. FB and Instagram are so out now.
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It happened again. Trump was hit with anothergag order and fined another $1000. Is he doing this on purpose or can he not shut his mouth?
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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So apparently, according to The Passion Tax,if you enjoy your job there is a chance that you're not being paid as much as you should...
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Bill Melugin reported on the list of needs the protesters at UCLA have. It includes vegan and gluten free food, knee and elbow pads and lotion. All of that hating Israel is making them chafe.
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All hell broke loose at UCLA during the anti - Israel protests. Since the cops weren't showing up, a group of vigilantes decided to take matters into their own hands. While the guys were relatively reserved on this topic, new A&G Show cast member Fuzzy Bear had a lotto say.
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We're ALL sick of these anti Israel protesters but we have to admit, they are providing us with some great audio/video.
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Jack found a study that says everything we've heard about posture is basically fake news!
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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There is an insane news story out of Maryland about an athletic director who was under investigation for misuse of funds creating an AI audio file of the principal of the school making racist remarks. How far will this AI go? On a happier note, one of our listeners made a wonderful tribute song about our beloved Michael Angelo.
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This really brings together what we are seeing on our college campuses. Not only with the chaos of the anti Israel protests, but with the insane ideologies, DEI and more... Also, kids are now being taught younger and younger that the problem with the world is western civilization.
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The guys played a clip with "the world's worst voice" which led to Jack talking about a recent Simpsons episode.
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What if Mount Rushmore was made up of different characters? How about Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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There is a new thing that 20 somethings are going through... the quarter life crisis.
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Jack Armstrong's grilling adventures continue!
Last week Jack posted a photo of him "grilling." It was pretty bad... If you haven't seen it click here.
Well, our beloved Jack attempted it again. And again, it was pretty bad. You can see that photo here.
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!!
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Jack has a few notes/observations about the Kennedy family... including one that you may find disturbing.
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It would seem that everyone's allergies are out of control. We have a bit of an explanation for that. Then the guys revisit the horrible times of the "official" COVID tests that they used to do when they'd touch your brain..
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Apparently there is a new dating app where they hook you up and monitor your brain activity. Sounds hot.
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Oh the gift that keeps on giving.. the chants of the protesters. Now they're after Google and Starbucks. Also, a hilarious email from Ernesto.
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Anti Israel protesters shut down bridges all over the country and an airport yesterday, causing travel problems. The reason? Basically, they don't want Israel to defend itself against Iran.
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Joe watched The Masters this weekend and even had a watch party! Problem is, the crew thinks he's lying about the size of his TV.
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips Of The Week!
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A recent TikTok video went viral of a young man talking about how he is struggling to survive on his wages and how the American dream is dead. Is this what China wants us to see?
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Joe Biden can own this one. The crisis at the border is only getting worse by the day. Now the news comes out that he's secretly flying illegals into states?
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What are the secrets to a happy marriage? Apparently loading the dishwasher properly has a lot to do with it.
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Representative Sheila Jackson Lee from Houston, TX gave us all a very informative lesson on moon exploration...
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Well aren't we a lucky bunch! Jack has vowed to start weaving this word into every day situations.
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It's time to, totally voluntarily, take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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Jack actually sat down and watched a couple of sitcoms last night and to his surprise, he felt really good afterwards. Maybe there's something to say about the evening sitcom routine and not just doom scrolling for hours...
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People suck. Apparently companies are having trouble with people purchasing a product and then returning a fake item. Jack describes them perfectly, "scumbags."
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The world has lost its mind. A letter from campus officials went out at Sacramento State titled "Trans Community Support" that would make you think some unspeakable hate crime was committed. That is hardly the case..
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This one came from an "influencer." Apparently this simple, yet hilarious hack can help you get a great nights sleep!
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As you know, this last Sunday was Easter... and also Transgender Visibility Day. How many days/weeks/months a year are we dedicating to the LGBTQ+ ??
Quite a few...
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What is it with guys and their obsession of what would happen if they went to prison? The guys talked about the hell of a time SBF faces while in prison.
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Joe Biden is having a very expensive fundraiser featuring Obama and Bill Clinton. There will also be performances by Queen Latifah and Lizzo... WARNING: There is a chance that if you're drinking anything towards the end of this podcast, you willspit it out in laughter.
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This is audio from KJP hanging up on North Carolina radio host Mark Garrison of WBT in Charlotte after he asked her about gas prices, inflation, and the president's mental state... how offensive!
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Jack was going over a sleep study and realized he hasn't slept properly in decades. Apparently, getting the right amount of sleep can make you feel 3 months younger? Who has that gauge?
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Based on the quality of reporting we see now days, it's pretty clear that news outlets just do not care anymore. Jack made a great point, if we were paying for our news, things might be different. But now, it's all about the clicks. As an added bonus, Jack uses a fancy word because he is a classy guy.
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That sounds like a word we shouldn't even say... but it stands for Duel Income No Kids. There has to be slang for everything.
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was...It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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Yesterday, illegals stormed the border and ambushed border patrol. It was all caught on video. How this was not the top story on every news media outlet is confusing.
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Elon Musk's Neuralink has been successfully implanted into a human and is working! A paralyzed man explains in this clip how he is moving the cursor on his computer. Jack has some other ideas for how this tech could be used...
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We played a clip yesterday that resulted in a lot of listener feedback... and not for the reason you think. "I don't know... Like A LAaaHHht??"
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We know that this is the main thing on all of your minds, so here you go. Now Getty images is doing a thorough investigation into all images released by The Palace.
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Boeing can't seem to stay out of its own way. Now, the Boeing C.E.O. has confirmed that the recent problems have been caused by "quality escape." Whatever that means...
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The show went there... it's some T.T. (Toilet Talk) Todays topic: The Bidet.
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Spring Break has sprung and all hell has broken loose in Ft. Lauderdale. Jack reminisces about saying he'd work out and then he'd go drinking...
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It's time for a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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Bernie Sanders is floating around the idea of a four day work week. Seems like people are into it because it was talked about on the late night shows and the crowd went wild.
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This is a trip. One of our great listeners managed to create a clip of A.I. Jack! He actually made a pretty startling declaration in the clip.
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There was a study done, by a mattress company, that said that people who sleep in separate beds sleep better. Emphasis on "by a mattress company." How many stats are true? It seems not many...
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Joe brought us a really interesting piece from The Honest Broker about how art is dead and we are all basically scrolling ourselves to death.
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Jack brought up a story about some pro-Palestinian protesters destroying an old painting... There has to be some way to deter these people from doing this! Joe's form of punishment just might work...
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Joe brought us a series of stories from the "Gender Bending Madness" file.
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Katie started this fight. Joe was telling a story about how he unleased something on his dog. Did he misspeak or did Katie mishear?
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. - Clips of the Week!
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Jack told a story about how he absolutely came unhinged and yelled at his son's orthodontist the other day... Here is a follow up.
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The guys broke down some of the analysis coming in after The State of the Union (campaign) speech.
Also, Senator Katie Britt with her bizarre post S.O.T.U. video... SPOILER ALERT: Jack thought it was hot.
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Jack had an unfortunate experience at the orthodontist yesterday and somewhat lost his cool. Overwhelming vote says that he was in the right but apparently there was some unhinged yelling...
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TSA is trying out a "self-checkout" version for the airport. This is already proving to be a problem, but the guys hope it might stop TSA agents from yelling at them.
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Another hot race in California is for the LA District Attorney... where once again the "Marxist, George Soros appointed" George Gascon is looking like he's going to win. The guys have an alternative idea...
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It looks like the Senate race in CA has come down to Adam Schiff and Steve Garvey. If you're familiar with the show, you know how Jack feels about Adam Schiff and this sent his blood pressure up a bit.
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This one came from the Free Beacon and it shows how the border crisis can completely change the place you live.
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This was Joe's favorite headline of the day: America Is Swimming In Sauce. This is where we also learned that the Getty household might have an issue.
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Jack almost fell victim to a Craigslist scam the other day. These scammers are getting good and some are even linked to the cartel. Stay vigilant, friends!
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A journalist called the Trans Youth Equality Foundation and posed as a 13 year old girl trying to transition to a boy against her parents wishes. The things that T.Y.E.F. Director Susan Maasch said to her will shock you.
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Today is Leap Day so Joe brought us some info on what the rest of the world thinks of this day. Now, that'll cost you 12 pairs of gloves.
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Jack has a new jihad and it's the way that Biden acts like he's about to run up the stairs of Air Force One when we all know dang well that isn't going to happen.
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This all started with a license plate that Jack saw while out doing his dad duties...
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There are several signs that Biden is showing a steady decline. The title may be unclear so prepare yourself. This takes a turn.
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There is an app that will convert talk into AI movies! This could completely change Hollywood. Joe has a blockbuster hit idea that will for sure break the box office.
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Nancy Pelosi came up on the show and Joe called her an "old hag" which Jack really enjoyed.
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Make sure you're not drinking anything while listening to this because it will come out your nose. Joe brought us a blurb from a newsletter with a fantastic title.
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The headline "Put your smugness away. You are not too clever to be conned." How gullible are you? This article breaks down the "art" of conning.
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Beyoncé's new country song just hit the top of the charts... but one of our amazing listeners noticed that it is VERY similar to the theme song from Franklin the Turtle.
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This is Joe's new featurette called "A Realists Look at Israel" where he covered a few stories coming out of the Middle East conflict right now.
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A flight from SF to Boston had to be diverted to Denver after passengers noticed the plane's wing falling apart.The captain then took a walk down the aisle to check it out for himself..
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Joe has a very specific list of Jihads... one of which we learned is directed at the woman who wants to come to "Los Angie."
Direct your emails from "Los Angie" to mailbag@armstrongandgetty.com
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This is a feature called TECH TALK! Here, Joe lets us know about the privacy issues with having an AI girlfriend.
Which would you rather: A friend with an AI girlfriend or a friend that's a meth head?
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This study finds that of mothers of boys with gender dysphoria, more than 50% of them have borderline personality disorder.
Joe brought us this amazing article from the NY Times that explains this study from 1991.
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. - Clips of the Week!
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The year was 2007... and Jack decided it was a good time to go to Russia. He did many things, like spending 3 hours in a train station, counting Lenin statues and being unsure about breakfast.
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Jack had an INSANE story that one of friends friends told him. Seriously, the entire A&G crew's jaws were on the floor.
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Joe brought us a list of break up texts and gave us a quiz! Were these texts written by an actual human or a robot? You decide!
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This is a fantastic Joe Getty moment. China is trying to turn 3rd world countries against the United States and change the world order in a way that would make you miserable.
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Well it looks like the Mayorkas impeachment finally happened. The guys came up with some of the greatestways to describe him.
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Joe sucked all the fun out of life earlier by telling us basically that everything that is convenient and delicious is bad for us. Then we had a nice laugh at the thought of Jack sautéing onions.
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Biden's mental health has been in the headlines for a while now. Yet again, Biden's handlers had to have been on edge when he started inching back towards the podium the other day.
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Mayorkas talked on Meet the Press about how much work he has to do on each day of the week... and so on. The guys had fun with this clip. Also, Jack has a strong hatred for bureaucrats.
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Of course A&G are talking about the Super Bowl today and the 49er's loss. It was also the 20 year anniversary of Nipplegate!
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It's time for a fond look back at the week that was. It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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The Super Bowl is this weekend! The guys talked a bit about the game, Jack got his mind blown over the fact that Vegas is a dome and the Vegas scene. Also, make sure you get Michael Angelo's cheese dip recipe!
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This all started because some dog took a poo on a plane but no one could find it... The poo, not the dog. Then we found out the guys really don't like dogs sleeping in their bed with them.
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This may be some of the "most disturbing" news out there. Joe also gave us a great Uncle Sam comparison.
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In this clip we hear some babblin' Biden, we get a glimpse into Joe's future business venture and we learn a new fancy word for poop!
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Have you ever seen someone flop sides as much as Joe Biden? Jack gave us a bad visual at the end of this so be warned.
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Jack took one for the team (or did he?) and watched The Grammys last night. Not sure if the coverage of the award ceremony or Joe's hatred of it is more entertaining here.
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was. It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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This is great news for Jack as he seems to have thrown his new years resolutions out the window. Here are some tips to maintaining those resolutions!
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Joe brought us a couple of articles related to sleep health. Also, youngsters are abandoning China cabinets and bedspreads.
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There is a story out about how Gavin Newsom had somewhat of a shocking interaction with an employee at Target. Sounds like he was blaming Target for the theft and not the policies in hisstate.
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This got a great laugh out of Jack. After the whole Jimmy Kimmel/Aaron Rogers debacle, Charles Barkley was asked what he would have done.
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Like Joe said, for whatever reason Elmo was on X asking how everyone is doing. I don't think he got the answer he wanted.
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This is so important. Especially now since the screen seems to be the new pacifier. These are some good tips on how to reduce that screen time!
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Jack always has the most interesting time at restaurants. This time he stubbled across the great chopped salad debate!
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Car subscriptions are probably closer than any of us would like. Where will it end?
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In our local segment, we covered the story about how CA has passed a bill requiring child online influencers to receive payment for their content and even the parents content if they're featured in it. This took a dark turn...
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Joe came across a clip from Law and Order that will blow your mind. The idea is that people won't take criminal action against serious criminals of another race because of the false idea that they have privilege.
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A woman got stuck on the gondola at Heavenly for 15 HOURS! This is an actual nightmare come to life. Jack, as usual, has the important questions.
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Some of our texters are "funny." The guys have decided that any word over 2 syllables they're going to define for everyone.
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We're sorry, WHAT?! Oh man, this one is bad. This is some fresh J.B.G. Have a listen and figure out what the heck we're talking about.
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Joe got us good this morning! Let's take a fond look back at the week that was, it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!
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Jack is finally wearing a shirt that fits! That is because he went a size up. We're trying to figure out his baffling eating habits.
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Jon Stewart quit the Daily Show to run an animal sanctuary. The guys riffed on this for a second and then quickly moved on to the office pot belly pig. Michael Angelo tried to start a pig bath rumor. This was chaos.
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Something fishy is going on with Hunter Biden's art deals... but of course no one is talking about it. Could you imagine if it was Eric Trump behind this scandal?!
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The topic of annoying things people do at meetings came up. For example: When someone shows up to a meeting late and then asks about something that was already talked about, Jack gave everyone permission to say, "we covered this earlier."
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Katie took a trip to San Francisco on Friday night and was met with bums, junkies, ffffecal matter, drugs and explosives. A&G also have their own horror stories out of SF.
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There is an awful story circulating the news right now but the guy who delivered the audio of it sounded like a cartoon. Plus, Jason Kelce has a fantastic idea!
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Kamala Harris' ability to talk and say absolutely nothing at the same time is mystifying. She was at it again talking to Mary Bruce with ABC News...
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The guys discuss the always uncomfortable car ride home after a fight. How do you stop those in their tracks?
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Ohhh we love it when this happens! Way to go, Joe! It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week!
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This is truly amazing. Both what he said and the technology used to translate his speech.
You can see the video HERE
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Jack is back but remains ill. Despite how he is feeling, he busted out his best fashion for the team today. "That's Hot."
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People in the parts of the country experiencing the arctic freeze are having trouble charging their EVs. Don't you dare use that heater!
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Jack is off his death bed for the time being and thank goodness! He joined Joe to ask and answer some of the most important questions of the day!
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This is the segment where we take a look at a few stories from China. Especially the one about their population decline. As Joe said, it's "just stunning."
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The Asst. Pentagon Press Secretary Sabrina Singh gave us a nice blizzard of words when asked about Sec Def Austin and him essentially going MIA.
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Trump won Iowa by a landslide. Do you think the media's obsession with Trump is helping or hurting their cause? The guys discuss.
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Joe brought us the perfect topic for breakfast time. Apparently, women on Ozempic are no longer experiencing solid poops. Jack = MIND BLOWN.
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It is SO cold that the NFL Playoffs were postponed on Saturday. The guys ask the question: how are the players dealing with those temperatures? Are they greasing themselves up with something? Inquiring minds need to know.
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For the first time in 2024, it's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week!
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Joe brought us a piece from the Wall Street Journal that gives you the components for the perfectweekend.
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Trump put on display last night that he is ready to run and take on the liberal media while he's at it. Also, he incited a WHAT, Joe?
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Biden told the "led a civil rights movement" story again. It is amazing how many stories he has told have been debunked and he doesn't seem to care! He just repeats them over and over!
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Apparently Lauren Boebert got into a brawl with her (ex?) husband and ended up punching him in the face.
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Joe brought us a story about how there is a mission to move peoples ashes to the moon... WHY?! This caused a slight gasket blow on the show...
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The Trump campaign released a really well made video titled "God Made Trump." The visuals that go along with it are pretty amazing as well. You can see the full ad at www.armstrongandgetty.com
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Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin went MIA after having surgery. You would think that maybe the President would want to know that information?
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Craig Gottwals has been hanging out with Jack this week while Joe is away. The guys got to talking about AI and Craig explained some of the awesome ways he uses Chat GPT!
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We are sure you've heard about the video that leaked out of the Senate where two male staffers were "making love" on Amy Klobuchar's chair. Is porn the new norm? What planet are we on?
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Jack had to take a quick flight yesterday. He booked the window seat, only to arrive to his aisle to find someone sitting in it. Do you think Jack said anything about it or just sat in the aisle seat?
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Jack had a really terrible experience at a restaurant this weekend involving a street person who was screaming in the booth behind him.
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of December 2023!
- Christmas Cheer
- Hunter & Trump
- Elie Honig describes indictment
- Wisenberg whistleblowers
- Biden lies
- Hunter not involved
- Reagan
- Santos if I leave
- Kissinger
- JFK on kids
- Christie blowhard
- Ramaswamy have a meal
- Trump not a dictator
- Michigan voter on support for Palestine
- Newsom on Desantis
- Tlaib
- Stefanik & Penn president
- Report on Chicago's mayor
- actor
- Reporter asks KJP a question
- the worst call of the NFL season
- the best laugh
- Metal Kid
- Rockin' Dolly
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of November 2023!
- Israel Late Nite Comedy
- Flava Flav
- jack asks...
- Kardashian nips
- TikTok socks
- Scene from Friends
- Flav
- Karaoke rules
- Bobby Knight
- Zelenskyy on Putin
- Ramaswamy & Haley
- Tlaib message to Biden
- Hamas supporter at Rally
- Hamas supporter coins nickname
- Bebe won't resign
- Hillary understand
- UN question
- Israel Late Nite Comedy
- MOS
- South Park
- Escuses when pulled over
- Bad day at Disneyland
- Nazi
- Mullin & O'Brien
- Burchett & McCarthy
- China, My Motherland
- Panda Ambassadors
- Newsom cleans up for Xi
- Flav
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of October 2023!
- Jack ponders
- no answer
- Trans pronouns
- Mass. town official tells gadfly: eat some ice cream
- Drucker
- Pierre Poilievre eats an apple
- Hamas fireball at hospital
- Blaming Israel
- on the brink
- Biden on escalation...
- Tlaib reasures
- Pelley & Biden on 2 wars
- Huddled masses
- school kids
- more chanting
- chant
- Blinken
- American troops attacked in Iraq
- Israel's UN ambassador asks...
- KJP muslims
- Maine bowling alley shooting
- Kings Mike Brown on bowling alley shooting
- Speaker Johnson
- Jeffries partisan laughs
- Wray describes China
- Newsom sucks off China
- Wack it
- more wacking
- Gen Z girl copes with rigors of 9-5
- Ai Greta war go green
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of October 2023!
- Trump
- Biden
- Announcement on Speaker seat
- McCarthy
- Gaetz
- Chip Roy
- Women dictates rules on celebrating birthday
- College debt basics
- MOS: Inflation costco
- Walgreen crime sympathizer
- Jamaal Bowman
- AOC defends Bowman
- Jack agrees!
- Joe declares...
- Trans runner cheered...
- F Joe Biden Song
- Drag Queen explains to kids
- Jack Jerry
- Clean your belly button
- Kamalas Hubby
- Trump rips Milley
- Bebe
- Muir
- Yingst
- Yingst
- Mom loses empathy...
- declaration
- Bebe
- Graham
- Blinken
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of September 2023!
- SC resident Randolph White who heard jet crash
- A mumbler
- Kamala climate anxiety
- Trump Meet the Press
- Trans bathroom advice
- Girl on nerds
- Slut on Plane deplanes
- a declaration
- Palm Springs momument
- Pilot 9-1-1 call
- Garland & Johnson on Hunter
- disgust
- more mumbling
- Brand explains
- Melugin on border
- Hochul instructs
- Hannity Newsom challenge
- even more mumbling
- SC resident Randolph White who heard F-35 jet crash
- HS band leader tazed
- Fetterman
- MBS & Baier...If Iran gets nukes
- Kamala
- Meatball in Philly
- Biden on LL Cool Jay
- Haley rips Ramaswamy
- TikTok Travis Kelce joke
- Report on US ships
- Target closing
- Feinstein passes
- Springsteen cancels
- Menendez
- AOC owns a tesla
- Haley & Scott on curtains
- Pence is funny...
- Christie fail
- Newsom relates
- Maniacal Philly protester watches looting
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of September 2023!
- Creepy Dark Web
- New Stone
- Tosh
- Tongue tied
- Biden jokes
- Doocy Biden baby
- McCarthy impeachment
- Fetterman mocks
- Newsom advocates
- Biden bedtime
- Ignatius causes a stir
- Hillary
- Gold Star families
- Comer bear
- PA Prisoner escapes
- Report ocean hampster wheel
- Fire
- Union Pres Shawn Fain
- Chicago official
- Pilot describes the horror
- Joe's ultimatum
- NM Gov Grisham on constitution
- Heinrich Iran will spend the money
- Chatterbate accusation
- Witness reacts to Kennedy reading explicit texts
- Aaron Rodgers down
- The Roman Empire
- Dude throws a beer boat-to-boat
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of August 2023!
- Biden
- Sharpton accuses Trump of racism
- Woke Davis mom
- Rich guy confronts protesters at fundraiser
- Aussie woman observes our flags
- Aussie likes
- Trans explains
- Davis mom
- Benicia mom Janet Roberson speaks out, gets fired
- Dana Carvey & David Spade
- Gascon on robberies
- GA DA Willis
- Turley responds
- Bret Baier asks crowd at debate
- Biden
- Trump
- Biden consoles Maui victims
- Maui resident responds
- TikTok'er Tommylips finds a diploma at Goodwill, make a new “best friend”
- Punk on liberalism
- Robert Reich sings on Simpsons
- Oliver Rich Men
- Oliver explains
- Hank Hill sings
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of August 2023!
- Trump indicting you
- Archer selling access
- Goldman promoted illusion
- Archer abuse
- Biden
- Omar
- commerical voice
- Jeffery March on xeno pronouns
- Dad
- Dawkins
- 2 sailors sold secrets to china
- Crazy murderer Lori Vallow Daybell talks about her dead kids
- Pee Wee
- 7-11 clerks fight back
- Biden helps a reporter
- A garage thief has a special moment with a dog
- NATS: Guiness Record for smashing nuts...no a forehead
- Amazing
- Alabama Dock Fight
- Disturbed Trans upset about dead naming
- Burning Man protester makes her case to Tribal Police
- Rapone memory on retirement
- Border
- Melugin scene
- Fox news talks to rancher on the border
- William LaJunesse Maui fire
- Christie indictments
- Trump slur
- Doocy asks Biden speakerphone question
- Gold Star Dad
- McConnell heckled.
- Pickleball
- Dale Gribble sings
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of July 2023!
- Kamala
- Alien hearing
- Woman
- The Bear
- Trump blizzard
- Libs of TikTok
- Libs of TikTok
- Libs of TikTok
- Retail theft
- SF Man shocked
- SF resident fed up
- Reporter asks KJP about coke
- Biden overdrive mic
- Mika has had it
- Behar turned on
- Feinstein instructed
- McConnells seems to stroke
- Joe
- Jordan grills Wray
- Wray & Gaetz spar
- Pregozhin met with Putin
- Heat wave guy
- Britney!
- 2 neighbors argue over a cat
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of June 2023!
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of May 2023!
- Biden
- Trump
- RJK
- McCarthy sarcasm on debt ceiling
- Chip Roy
- ???
- MGTCBS
- News Report
- Talking head
- Tapper
- McCabe
- Turley
- Mace
- Sinema border
- Mayorkas process
- Biden biggest domestic threat
- Most dangerous group
- KJP
- SF Jingle
- Joe Sings!
- Feinstein not gone
- SF Banko protester
- SF Banko protester
- SF Official
- Seattle Activist
- Portland mom
- Teacher childism
- A listener suggestion
- Whoopie
- Scene from Ted Lasso...Coach on Page vs Walsh
- Kamala coconut
- Trump
- Moscow report
- Ukraine reax
- How do you pronounce Desantis
- Biden creepy
- Biden falls
- Trump won't fall
- Target Rap
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of April 2023!
- A declaration
- Biden's rallying cry
- Inbred
- A deeply concerning moment...
- Fetterman
- Mayorkas can't say it..
- Inbred
- Metal
- Cute
- Trump
- Michael McCaul on Tawain
- Jonathan D.T. Ward (Author): Taiwan is the Berlin of the new cold war
- Bragg Announces charges against Trump
- Scarborough skepticism
- Lib media skepticism
- Dylan Mulvaney best gift ever
- Advertising exec on Bud
- Kid Rock
- Riley Gaines harrassed at SFSU
- Trans declaration
- SNL Trans
- Riley Gaines
- Chat Room kid describes leaker of military secrets
- Elon Musk challenges British journalist
- Report on teacher...
- Scott Pelley on Ai
- Google's Sundar Pichai on Ai
- Turley on Biden crime family
- Man confronts Newsom
- Lightfoot reponds to youth mobs
- Chicago victim describes assault
- New chicago Mayor on Looting
- Swallwell
- MTG
- SpaceX's John Insprucker on Space X failure
- Musk
- a Question
- A reaction
- Musk
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of March 2023!
- A-I BIDEN special message
- Alex Murdaugh says he's innocent
- OJ on Murdaugh
- Randi Weingarten on Student Loan Program cancellation
- Lori Lightfoot concession speech
- LA DA Shea Sanna: I was suspended for not using the correct pronoun
- Volusia Florida Sheriff Mike Chitwood on neo-Nazis
- PA Airport bomb suspect Mark Muffley paged over the airport’s PA
- Paging Muffley
- TikTok Chief Executive Shou Zi Chew tesifies
- FBI Director Christopher Wray on lab leak
- Colbert on lab leak
- MI Gov Gretchen Witmer admits to Covid mistakes
- Biden's unfortunate comment about a fentanyl OD
- Mom of son who OD'd responds
- Trump on the campaign trial
- Russell Brand on Real Time
- Dilbert creator Scott Adams on being cancelled
- Sergey Lavrov comedy
- Mark Esper on Russian fighter jet dumping fuel on a U.S. Air Force surveillance drone
- CBS' Norah O'Donnell & Rep. Mike Gallagher on lost decade of ship building
- Nick Cannon fake show promo
- ESPN First Take's Kendrick Perkins 80% of NBA MVP voters are white
- Joe Rogan's dad
- A tawdry moment
- Sen. Markwayne Mullin & Teamster boss Sean O'Brien
- Ja Morant
- Bernie Sanders on Real Time
- Biden's story about gay marriage
- TikTok advice
- An astute observation
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of February 2023!
- Madonna at the Grammys
- McCarthy intro's Biden at SOTU
- Biden's SOTU McCarthy joke
- Tennessee GOP Rep. Andy Ogles yells at Biden during SOTU
- Biden's odd SOTU comment
- The Chinese Balloon Singers
- KJP on the spy balloon's path
- Woodruff & Biden: have relations taken a hit? No, I talked to Xi
- KJP
- Jonah Goldberg
- Brought to you by...
- Rep Santos is sorry
- Tlaib is also sorry
- The late Sen. Feinstein
- Nikki Haley
- The late Don Lemon
- Charles Barkley
- Zelensky
- Scott Pelley's interview with a Ukrainian woman
- He can speak!
- She's pregnant!
- Ai Arnold Uncle Rico
- A monkey peddler
- Snow Day!
- Lizzo guests stars on Sesame Street
- Alex Murdaugh Explains a fact about farm life
- Georgia Grand Jury forewoman Emily Kohrs
- An arrogant AZ teacher...
- LA homeless RV Report
- An editorial comment about LA RV's
- SuperBowl Anthem
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This is the best of the best clips from the Armstrong & Getty Show from the month of January 2023!
- Hubby Call competition
- Al Gore At Davos
- Biden sings Happy Birthday
- Sen John Kennedy on Debt Ceiling
- Peyton Manning on the half-time adjustment myth
- Play-by-play on the Uber Eats courtside delivery
- Jack offers ye old advice
- Rep Santos explains this religious background
- Biden provides imigration instructions
- Mayorkas declares....
- The Devil on Scientology...
- Biden critiques republicans on budget
- CBS News' Ed O'Keefe on Biden's document drama
- Biden Bro gives speech, touts his influence for his law firm
- Jimmy Fallon
- Trader joe's cheesecake
- Hubby Call competition
- Hannity & Boebert on next house speaker
- Newt Gingrich on house speaker
- Peter Doocy FBI Doc search
- Biden lawyers
- Chuck Todd & Joe Manchin on docs in Biden's garage
- Biden rule
- Joe response
- Jack response
- The Mandalorian
- Jordan Peterson on Chat GTP
- Report on Idaho Murder/Kohlberger family
- Baldwin Charged28Montery Park Shooting: Brandon Tsay
- Joe Buck & Troy Aikman on Devin Hamlin
- Luverne & Shirley
- CSN&Y Deja Vu
- Axel Rose at Lisa Marie Presley's funeral
- Biden happy birthday
- Women gets angry for lack of customer support
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San Francisco's crumblin! Shohei Ohtani recently signed a major deal with the Dodgers. But why not SF? Also, turns out teams dread coming to "The City."
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It's that time again for another Nostradamus prediction. Also, are you a "soft head?"
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...has 100 tanks. Yep, you can afford the welfare state if you don't have to have national defense.
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Fareed Zakaria was on CNN talking about the fall of elite colleges... Something the guys have been talking about for years. Welcome to the party, Fareed!
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San Francisco has crumbled. The open drug market has driven crime and homelessness through the roof, businesses are closing, the city is filthy, yet the liberals want to kill everyone with their compassion.
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It's the Friday tradition! Time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week!
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Jack's son is entering that time of his life where things start changing and he made the announcement to his dad. All parents can relate to their kids going through puberty.
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Boy oh boy! Vivek didn't gain any fans on the show last night. WARNING: Spicy language ahead.
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We're voting for the "Holiday Skeleton." So if you have the 12 ft skeleton up in your yard from Halloween still, just slap a Santa hat on that bad boy and call it a day.
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From the "Gender Bending Madness" file, the left is at it again. There was a hearing where swimmer Riley Gaines stood her ground in defense of women's sports. How this is even a topic of conversation is baffling.
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Researchers are saying this trend is now a public health problem. Problem is the numbers don't add up. Also, do you edit your photos?
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For some reason Jack is against the use of exclamation marks in text messages despite communicating mostly in exclamations..
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As Joe said, she just wanted to be part of it. Anything to be able to jump in the chant.
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It is the great sandwich debate. What is a sandwich? Does the bun have to be detached? A&G dive deeper.
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Jack took his sons to cut down their tree this weekend. There is something different about cutting a Christmas tree down in California from other parts of the country...
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The finale of the Golden Bachelor used some cruel phrasing to announce the winner!
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week!
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This is a question going around the internet right now: What do you hate that most people like? Both A&G gave a list of 10!
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Spotify just released it's "Wrapped" list for it's users and of course T. Swift came out on top. This led nicely into an article from Joe about how Harvard is offering a class on Taylor Swift...
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There is an extermination company that wants to pay someone $2500 to let 100 roaches loose in their home. Jack and Joe are into the idea...Actually Joe is okay with roaches OR rats, as long as they're not ants.
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There is a special emotion that comes over you when you miss that A spot when boarding your flight..
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Over the break Jack had to sprint through Denver's airport in cowboy boots. This could have gone in a terrible direction had he taken a spill...thankfully he did not.
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I'm sure Israel took their opinion to heart. Jack wants to protest so Joe suggested that Jack glue himself to Jack London Square.
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Everyone is talking about it so we must. How hot did Dolly Parton look in that Cowboys cheerleader outfit!?
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It is time for a fond look back at the week that was! It's COW Clips of the Week!
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This is insane. Part of the Navy's new training video addresses how to handle using proper pronouns. Priorities folks, priorities.
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This went viral on TikTok as being one of the best ways to know if you're with "the one." Is it really the best?
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Jack has a couple of crucial questions regarding the meeting between Biden and Xi. First one being, does Biden speak Chinese or does Xi speak English? What were they talking about in the garden?
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In the last couple of days, thousands of Tiktoks have been posted about Osama Bin Laden's Letter to America. The responses are frightening. This all happening as Xi is in SF at APEC...
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Yesterday was filled with brawls it seemed. First we had Kevin McCarthy elbowing Rep Tim Burchett in the kidneys and then Sen Markwayne Mullin about to throw blows with the union boss Sean O'Brien. Joe has dubbed this time: The Fightening.
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Jack found a story about how more kids than ever are taking melatonin to sleep. Could this be due to the incredibly high levels of anxiety in our kids?
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Jack took a drive and plugged his Tesla in for 45 minutes and got 6 miles worth of power. These public charging stations are apparently crap. Joe has a great idea, just pep talk the car!
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With Thanksgiving just around the corner, the topic of politics coming up at the table is front and center. Big fan of the guys idea on how to handle the kid coming home from their very liberal college.
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APEC is coming to San Francisco so the city did a quick clean up. Gov Newsom's comments about the clean up are hilarious.
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Joe brought us this story about a pet psychic. This woman is a genius. The people who hire her... not so much.
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It's time for a fond look back at the week that was.... it's COW Clips of the Week!
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Michael found this gem of a clip. A guy hosting a karaoke night went bananas over someone screaming into his microphone. "Okay dude!"
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This is actually somewhat sad. We have clips of a Gen Z, non binary person being pulled over for drunk driving. The language she uses with this cop is all your typical liberal school jargon.
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In this segment, Joe is waking you up to the importance of sleep! It's not just about how much sleep you get, but when you get it!
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Remember when we thought China was stupid and then they gave us pandas? This was going well until Joe said something about Biden being flaccid.
"It's a metaphor!!!" - Joe Getty
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The show opened today with a very annoyed Jack Armstrong who drove his Tesla to work with his hazard lights on. It is now sitting in the parking lot flashing. Technology ruins everything...
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This is on the topic of the time change. Joe was adamantly against it, but then he read this and might have changed his tune. Jack also shared how he used to take advantage of living very close to a time zone change...
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Unreal. Magellan is now under fire for being a colonizer.... As Joe said, "Guilty!"
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The big hit shoe of the year is the Adidas Samba. Joe had the great idea of the guys creating fake Adidas... Weird career choice at this point.
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We all had to turn our clocks back an hour yesterday, which means this was the "fun" time change. What isn't fun is that someone changed Jack's mic stand and he is not pleased...
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It's time for a look back at the fond week that was it's COW Clips of the Week!
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This is insane. The final round of the most prestigious national high school debate tournament was NOT a debate. It turned into a transgender affirming, safe space creating, woke-fest. This is MUST LISTEN TO radio.
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This clip went viral this week. A women turned around to confront the couple behind her after they had pushed on her seat, which was reclined, the entire flight. Why do they even allow seats to recline on flights at this point?
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Yep... apparently bird names are racist and are something that need to be changed. Priorities folks, priorities.
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When is it no longer okay to have your Halloween decorations up? Jack has a 25 ft inflatable pumpkin that he has to take down but doesn't have time to at the moment. Joe has the answer!
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This is mind numbing. The White House announced that is is unveiling its anti-islamophobia strategy led by Kamala Harris. We have been seeing a LOT of anti-Semitism... but islamophobia? Where?
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A text came in about how one of our listeners neighbors was handing out Costco rotisserie chickens last night on Halloween...
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Jack asked a very serious question of the crew: What is the Halloween candy you can't walk past without eating at least one?
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While in China, Gavin played some basketball with some very small Chinese children. In the process, he absolutely plowed over some kid and landed on him. The kids feet were moving though so technically Gavin picked up the foul.
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Halloween is tomorrow so we're doing some spooky stories on the show today. There is actually a very interesting psychology behind being scared and enjoying fear!
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It is time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week!
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Thieves are conducting a major scam when it comes to purchasing gift cards from Target. This happened to our national treasure Michael Angelo. Katie Green investigates. Jack stands by what he said, if you buy him a gift card, you don't care about him.
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What is it about the "Mc" that makes people think the food isn't good? You could take a few items from the McDonald's menu and put them on another menu without the "Mc" and they'd pass!
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There was a horrific mass shooting in Lewiston, Maine. This is what you need to know about what went on.
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This started as a joke from Jimmy Fallon but from there we learned that Jack hates Circus Peanuts while Joe loves em.
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This conversation took a weird turn, but basically Jack wants to just lock up by staring at the wall because of how out of control the world has gotten.
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First we hear a clip from the sweetheart that is Sheila Jackson Lee. Then we heard from a listener about what Joe Biden might actually mean when he says he's going "to The Situation Room."
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From the title of this you would have no idea that this segment is about the "secret handshake" shared between Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes, but it is.
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60 Minutes did a great piece on the Five Eyes Intelligence Leaders but it is difficult to get past how slow Scott Pelley talks. The guys wonder if this is how he actually talks at home.
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Let's take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week!
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UC Davis assistant professor of American Studies, Jemma DeCristo sent out a disgusting and threatening tweet on Oct 10. Of course she's still employed. And of course UC Davis released some BS statement.
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AOC...while an idiot, is a pretty girl. She has "Disney princess eyes" according to the guys. Imagine the things Jack could get away with with Disney princess eyes.
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Pop Eye's has released a new chicken sammich with TRUFF sauce. That is a spicy truffle mayo. Turns out, Jack still can't taste sweets after having Covid.
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Amazon has started doing delivery by drone if you live in close proximity to one of their distribution centers. How they're powered will shock you. (Fake news)
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The situation with the House Speaker position continues on. It truly is, as the guys have coined it, "The Clown Show."
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This clip is out of a town hall meeting in Massachusetts. We're unsure of the context... all we know is the town councilor Lillia Maselli got really upset.
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Joe Biden got really animated and worked up when asked if The United States can handle the wars in both Israel and Ukraine. "Of course we can!"
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Joe remembers having a conversation with a CA teacher about how they had to take a sensitivity training because you can't teach a lesson about a mountain or snow because one of the students might be from somewhere that doesn't have mountains or snow...
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For some reason Jack only has mundane dreams... no sex, no flying... just the store being out of bananas.
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Sometimes we just need a laugh... and Jack and Joe deliver!
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Joe noticed something silly in an article he was reading and of course the guys took off on it! Hilarious!
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A cherished Friday tradition! It's COW Clips of the Week!
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Joe has been dealing with some health ailments lately and told us a tale about how specialists only see their specialty. The texts that followed this story were fantastic, "Does Joe have mice in his bowels?" You take it from here...
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This is a nice spread. A little T-Swift, some tech news and a bigfoot sighting. Enjoy!
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We imagine that's what goes through a socialists head when the come into a bunch of money. Have you noticed that? Socialists get a bunch of money and end up buying mansions.
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This one has a little bit of everything. Also, how good looking do you think you are? Attractive people tend to have an easier time in some avenues in life, duh. Jack said he has a Walmart face.
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I'm sorry Joe, what?! There is a new record for a giant pumpkin which led to Joe saying one of the more disturbing things we've heard in a while.
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A new feature has been driving people crazy with the update on the iPhone. Now, when you edit your Apple ID card, the info you input goes out to all of your contacts phones as well. This caused some Jack rage.
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Oh man, this was one of the best COW Clips of the Week in a while. It's like Christmas today on the show.
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The Powerball madness is in full effect. Joe has a plan if he wins!
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An upsetting article out of the Free Beacon talks about how Planned Parenthood is assisting teens in their gender transition after an only 30 minute consultation. Also, Jack hilariously hurt Joe's feelings...
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This Select Cut has a little bit of everything. We start with the woman who tried robbing Walmart on a mobility scooter and ended up screaming about how racist the store is. This turned into how mobility scooters are gumming up the aisles in stores. Then we went into claw machines and gambling... keep up!
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Everyone loves a meeting right? A Friday meeting? Where someone asks lots of questions at the end? Right?!
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The guys played a clip of a guy who observed a woman paying zero attention to her kid at the playground because she was on her phone. Jack is guessing that this guy isn't a parent and pointed out that this might have been the only time to herself she had. Michael dipped into is parent database to crack the case.
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Apparently, New York Democrat Jamaal Bowman said he activated the alarm by mistake on Saturday while rushing to a vote. Yeah, okay.
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A woman who claims to be a "body positivity activist" fired off a list of things that hotels need to do to be more accommodating to the obese. This list includes making the hallways and elevators bigger...Jack likes one of the accommodations though, because he enjoys a nice high toilet.
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Another week, another Sunday NFL ticket featuring Taylor Swift. Everyone is talking about it so we had to as well. The Swiftie craze has even taken over the condiment aisle!
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Let's take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week!
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This came in the form of a note from one of our listeners. As you're all aware of by now, the homeless crisis is spreading across the country and not getting any better.
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The Republican Debate last night was an absolute dumpster fire. The guys have a little montage to give you a feel for the circus.
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Joe came across a piece from the NY Times about how the internet is only getting worse. Armstrong & Getty talk about some of the jobs that might be toast because of AI and more...
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Armstrong & Getty were talking about the connection between big tobacco and junk food in America. Of course the conversation took off and included Jack seeming to be surprised that "ALL BEEF Franks" aren't all beef...
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Jack asked this question while defending black market dentistry. Apparently some guy got busted for performing dental procedures in the back of a convenience store.
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We played a clip of a committeeman from Chicago telling Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to pull their heads out of their rears. Jack got really hung up on this.
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In light of the UAW strike, the topic of the 4 day work week came up. We played a clip of a cute little kid demanding 3 day weekends. Joe was cynical thinking the child was exploited for social media.
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Patrick Mahomes said the Chiefs felt some pressure to get Travis Kelce the ball because his new beau, Taylor Swift, was at the game.
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There are so many cities across our country dealing with the homeless taking over. Are these people organically mentally ill or have they destroyed their brains with drugs? We the tax payer are expected to pay to clean up this mess...
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It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week! Also, the guys have a new favorite Joe Biden clip...
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This is a whole spread of topics. First we heard from the dentist with the world's largest toothpaste collection, then Joe has an article explaining the link between teeth health and brain health and then this morphed into what musicians have mega collections.
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It is mind blowing that no one was hurt when that missing F-35 crash landed this week after the pilot had to eject. We obtained audio of the guy who actually witnessed the plane going down and crashing. Saying this man is audio gold is an understatement. Also, he's already been re-mixed.
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Jack has his fall attire going full force. We're talking Ugg's, scarf and he reeks of pumpkin spice. This led to the guys talking about how Starbucks is basically a glorified milkshake shop at this point.
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A HS band director was recently tased because he refused to have the band stop playing after the game. Apparently, bands playing in somewhat of a competition after the game is a thing in some places. Due to the refusal to stop, and not listening to police officers, Johnny Mims was tased 3 times. This brought back the sore memory for Jack about his band director who made him miss the last episode of M.A.S.H.
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We know you guys hate hearing her voice as much as we do, but this was a must. Plus, Joe does a great Kamala that is worth a listen.
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Jack is really pinched because he can't seem to find a vacuum cleaner he can't break. He is desperately looking for one of the old school, metal, heavy duty ones. Can anyone help before his blood pressure spikes again?
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Gavin Newsom was on CNN with Dana Bash. While she, as Joe said, should be working for the Biden administration, Gavin Newsom still seemed to dodge some of her softball questions.
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It's missing and the govt is asking for the public's help. After the pilot had to eject, a F-35 stealth jet might be flying around in a "zombie state" after the pilot put it in auto pilot. And yes, there is actually a phone number you can call if you happen to see said jet.
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We're starting to lose count of how many times Biden has flat out lied about something. The list is definitely getting longer.
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So apparently this was covered a decade ago but it was time for a refresher. Jack was under the impression that lemmings commit mass suicide by running off cliffs. Turns out, a lot of people think that to be true. The reason why is interesting!
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Let us take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week!
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This was awesome. Some friends were next to a passing cruise ship and one of them threw a PERFECT pass of a beer to someone on the ship! This is a story he should tell for the rest of his life!
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Jack loves this. Alleged “non-human” alien corpses have been displayed to Mexican politicians at the country’s Congress. How weird is this? Joe thinks these things look like a middle schooler made them.
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Joe tweeted out a video over the weekend of a robot playing soccer. Not just playing soccer, but playing soccer better than any human we've seen. This is semi terrifying.
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The human brain peaked in size 3,000 - 5,000 years ago! We've lost brain volume and the science behind it is pretty amazing!
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A couple of climate activists caused a disruption at the US Open by gluing their feet to the ground in the stands. Joe has a great idea as to how to get people to stop doing this...
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Jack's kids have talked about wanting to be streamers when they grow up. Well he found a study about how much they can actually make and how difficult it can be. Joe is just going to stream streams and make millions.
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The Rolling Stones are releasing a new album in October. The video is very cool! Of course the jokes were rolling though...because, well, they're old.
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The science says these ridiculous wind farms don't do much of anything but kill birds and whales. Joe found a great piece that brings all of this to light.
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COVID 19 and its variants are back in full force it would seem. Do you think mask mandates are coming back? School closures? That would be awful. Also, Joe Biden is practicing Covid safety since Jill has it now.
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Joe is on some mega steroids for his sciatica (kidding) so he had to let some of the rage out with a nice yelling session. Also if someone has a big neck are they big neckED or big necked?
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Joe brought us a really interesting piece from a child psychiatrist who told us an easy/obvious way to help your kids deal with anxiety... give them something to do! So often kids are over protected to the point of becoming "veal calves."
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ABC news was reporting on the Wall Street Journal poll that came out over the weekend placing Trump and Biden neck and neck.
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Yesterday during the show, Jack said he was thinking about getting on the elliptical. Lots of texts have rolled in asking if he did... spoiler alert, he did not.
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Today is the 25 year anniversary of The Armstrong & Getty Show! The guys have been reminiscing this morning on past shows and segments, one of them being the always hilarious "Missed Connections."
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There is a lawsuit going on right now because the burgers at BK don't look like they do in the photos on the menu. Jack also shared a story about his trip to Burger King last night.
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Jack was watching GMA and saw that the fashion trend right now is "cowgirl summer." Joe just loves talking fashion... Also, why are men's shorts getting shorter?
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If you haven't seen it yet, there is a video going around of tribal cops shutting down some environmental protesters blocking the road to Burning Man. The cops clearly had had enough of them and completely took their blockade out.
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The guys played a clip of a cat apparently saying "Mom, where are you?" This led to the guys talking about how annoying it would be if our dogs could talk.
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Joe found this thread about a major cover up within the big sugar industry. Big food, big sugar and big pharma have been manipulating and profiting off of our sickness and disease for years.
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Joe realized that he double booked a doctors appt for a day that he already had plans. This lead to a story from Jack about a friend of his that was cheating on his significant other and ended up going to two Thanksgiving dinners!
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The Little League World Series was this weekend and team USA won! Joe thinks the LLWS is cool, but also is a little cynical about it. We can all agree that the sportsmanship with those kids is awesome!
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How should Jack handle that? Joe suggests a hat every day for a few months, then put a wig under the hat and let a little poke out for a few months and then BAM... everyone forgets he's bald!
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The whole debate format is not the way to do it. At one point, Martha told the candidates to "raise their hands" to which Ron DeSantis snapped back. What if Jack and Joe could moderate the debate?! Now that would be fantastic.
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Gov. Maura Healey was trying to have a fundraiser on Nantucket Island when a group of climate activists came in and started yelling about fossil fuels.
One of the best parts of this clip is when you can hear the (probably) rich, former hippie putting the climate activist in her place.
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Jack claims he is the man who doesn't dream... but the other night he had a nightmare that he couldn't shake the emotional effect of all day long. Meanwhile, Joe used to be able to control his dreams.
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We have all heard the hit "Rich Men North of Richmond" by Oliver Anthony, but have you heard Hank Hill's version? Well thanks to one of our listeners, and AI, now you can.
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The guys think the way we handle debates in this country is ridiculous. Zinger slinging isn't a valuable tool for a President.
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You've seen the bumper stickers, "Don't California My Idaho" or "Don't California My Texas." Well, we're pretty sure California ideals are seeping their way into schools through out the country.
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Jack went low with this. He said Joe would hate it, but laughs were had. These are the things you can say in bed and at a funeral.
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Yolo County Moms for Liberty held their Sunday event at the Davis public library called “Fair and Safe Sports for Girls" when chaos broke out after the librarian ended the event due to the speaker "misgendering" athletes.
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Even the CEO of Ford sees there is a problem with driving long distances in an electric vehicle. We can just start with having to stop and wait 30 minutes for your car to charge.
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This flesh eating bacteria apparently comes from warm water and raw shellfish. Of course this opened the floodgates for jokes.
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On Sunday, trans powerlifter Anne Andres won first place at the Western Canadian Powerlifting & Bench Press Championships. Is this the end of women's sports? Also, Joe doesn't appreciate being bullied into using pronouns.
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It's time to take fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week!
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There was a wolf attack on Huntington Beach! When we say wolf attack, we mean guys dressed as wolves...because they're furries... at a furry meet up.
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The guys talked about a (brain) dead man who had a pig kidney transplant and ithas been functioning in him for a month. This prompted a hilarious listener email.
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Trump sent out a Truth on TruthSocial that said, "They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!" Well, apparently that was considered RACIST by some... because, well it rhymes with a racial slur? Also in this clip, Jack ruined Joe's magic.
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Vivek Ramaswamy is moving up in the polls. He is just really good at what he does. Jack made an interesting point about how people are attracted to the "Happy Warrior" who has the ability to deliver bad news in a hopeful and powerful tone.
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The global monitoring networks, some of which are taxpayer funded, are suppressing conservative news media. Turns out there is now an investigation into the Biden administration funding these organizations!
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Yes, this is a thing. This is a disorder when people identify as disabled. One woman even put bleach in her eyes to blind herself and is happy about it.
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Enes Freedom had some choice words about "trans women" (men) in women's sports. Meanwhile, Jack is hung up on his name.
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There is an interesting article from the WSJ about how the diet shots like Ozempic are actually showing that weight has a lot to do with biology. This led into spray tanning talk.
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Jack found a hilarious photo of a Time Magazine cover for "Person of the Year" and the winners were the 2 clerks that beat up the thief stealing cigarettes. As Joe said, this was some "unapologetic standing up forcefully for traditional values."
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The guys ponder what the presidential duties will look like if Trump is elected and has to serve from prison.
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That is the theme of today's show. It's time for us all to pack up and move to the Conservative States of America and the left can go to Woke-a-topia. Everything has gone off the rails.
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Jack's sons love The Simpsons. While watching, Jack noticed that the show did something outrageous. They had an episode where the message was burn down the system because the rich are screwing us. Joe had to pick up his jaw after this one.
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This is the most click baity click bait of life. First of all, spoiler alert, there are no 3 rules. Some of this is pretty insightful though.
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The daily feature from Joe Getty, "Freedom Loving Quotes Of The Day!" Plus a smidge of singing from Jack.
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It's a Friday tradition! Let's take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week!
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Joe got on the scale and had a "HOLY S***" moment. In a very relatable conversation, the guys talk about having good intentions for their diets, and then blowing it.
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Oh how times have changed. Not too long ago, NYC Mayor Eric Adams was all for illegal immigrants seeking asylum in his sanctuary city. Now that the city has been taken over by migrants and there is no room for them, Mayor Adams has changed his tune.
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We usually play the clip "San Francisco's crumblin" but it appears it has already crumbled. Also, you'll hear a clip of a homeless guy who is happy right where he is, enjoying the fresh air.
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It is pretty amazing to look back in time and see how differently views on gender were. Even as short as just 4 years ago, some of the things now being taught in our schools were considered insane.
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Apparently we're not "LOLing" anymore and we're certainly not "ROFLing." The new term is IJBOL.
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Poor Jack. The guy is sick as hell with COVID 19. This is the 4th time he's had it and it seems to be the worse run with it yet. He thinks he got it at work but don't worry, he's checking in from home and staying away from the rest of the crew.
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There was a hearing held in southern California yesterday where the Gold Star Families of the Marines lost during the horrific pull out of Afghanistan, spoke for the first time. The people in charge need to be held accountable.
You can read about the hearing here.
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Some seem to think pickleball not only isn't a sport, but that it's a scam! Either way you're exercising which will, as Joe said, "keep you from the graaaaaave."
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Poor Jack. He is home sick as heck with Covid. This is apparently the eris variant. He sounds really bad, but because he's Jack, he brought us a fantastically hilarious story about getting a spray tan.
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Joe gets so many great emails from our listeners and this was one of them. P.G. Wodehouse novels now coming with trigger warnings due to outdated language from the 1920's that some might find offensive. This transcript is gold.
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A fond look back at the week that was... it's Cow Clips of the Week!
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Michael Angelo grabbed some old school PSAs that reminded us that drugs turn our brains into delicious fried eggs and Pee Wee Herman didn't want us on crack.
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In regards to the story involving 2 US soldiers who sold info to China. Their names were released and they're clearly Chinese. The guys point out that not one media outlet reported that part of the story.
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There are reports that now loneliness is a national health crisis. Who better to fix it than the government?
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Jack had a strange experience the other day involving a stalky man doing the splits and pulling out a can of..... You'll have to listen to find out but we will say it left us with a lot of questions.
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Is it Pakistan or Pakistahhhhn. Sopranos or Soprahhhhnos. Jack's family isn't an "either" family and we're not outfit people.
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There is a huge controversy coming out of China. They have a "bear" at the zoo that many are saying is fake! So what say you? Is ita bear or a dude in a bear suit?
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Jack went to the water park and noticed several young men wearing socks. At first we thought this was gross but now it somewhat makes sense. Jack also has a gripe about the drawstring holes in his "swim trunks."
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This is the phrase that Jack thinks needs to die.
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The NY Times published a telling article about just how awful things have gotten in Portland due to the fentanyl crisis.
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This Hunter Biden situation is getting spicy. Joe Biden is lying. Also, Jack made the point that we're not talking about hundreds of thousands of dollars, we're talking about MILLIONS.
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People are so wrapped up in liberal politics and hysteria that they're having a negative impact on their sex lives.
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That's right, Dylan Mulvaney is the highest paid feministspeaker in the country, charging $40,000 per speaking engagement. Highest paid female CEO? Also a former dude...
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A new Gallup poll is out with just exactly how many of us, particularly young people, are extremely proud to be an American. The numbers might shock you... or not.
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Lets take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW CLIPS OF THE WEEK!
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Phubbing is the habit of snubbing a physically present person in favor your cell phone. We had some interesting yet healthy confessions during this segment. Also, Jack hates portmanteaus...
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This Slice Of Lifesegment covered the sports physical. Jack's son had to get his prior to his football season and Jack noticed that a crucial step he remembered, was missing.
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Well, Hunter Biden probably walked out of the courthouse yesterday in a full sweat. Jack pointed out that NBC not only did a thorough report of what happened but then they took a jab about the 7th grandchild.
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If you're in a blue state, especially California, it's likely you're aware of the spike in retail theft and the lack of consequences for it. Criminal justice reform strikes again.
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Looks like another dog in the White House went on a biting spree. Commander has now been reported to have bitten Secret Service agents at least 10 times.
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Review bombing is when you and a group of friends leaves a bunch of negative reviews for a business. The guys don't understand leaving reviews... unless it's an Air BNB.
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KJP claims she has answered the same question over and over and her answer is that "The President has never been in business with his son." However, that isn't the original question. Looks like they've been caught.
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The new math curriculum hitting CA is going to focus more on social justice and less on problem solving...
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Apparently Vivek Ramaswamy is like the noisy plate of fajitas that goes by you in the restaurant.
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This weekend, Joe attended his brothers retirement ceremony from the Navy. Joe read a beautiful poem from it, but be prepared and have a tissue ready for this one.
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The Barbie movie raked in some cash this weekend. Of course it's being taken politically... but is that happening rightfully so?
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Mitt Romney put out a video on twitter in honor of national hot dog day. He said that hotdog is the best meat... hands down.
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If you're wondering what the heck is going on with the Hunter Biden probe and the whistleblowers testifying yesterday, this is the clip for you! The guys brought all the audio and commentary you'll need.
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Marc Andreessen says that the creative arts will enter a golden age as they have now figured out how to produce entertainment and music faster than ever before. If everyone can use AI to "create" how does anything take talent anymore?
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This was an intense segment. As you already know by now, this country is going insane with gender identity and teaching our kids all about it. A young woman named Prisha Mosley testified in Texas about her life through transition, her parents being blackmailed, the health complications she's suffered after testosterone and having her breasts removed and how she was convinced she was trans.
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Oh how times have changed. Jack found a list that shows the cost of certain items and services 20 years ago and compared them to now. This also led to an interesting conversation about our healthcare industry.
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There is a new Alzheimer's drug that can really be effective with early detection. But how do you detect it? How can you tell simply aging from Alzheimer's? Jack has been forgetful lately. He is planning his own Easter egg hunt for himself next year.
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From the file of things that annoy Joe, there is a new trend called "soft girl culture." Apparently it's a trend on the Tiktok.
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Joe brought us a nice mix of lefty insanity in the news. Walgreens in SF has to lock up its freezer at night due to theft, trans swimmer Lia Thomas has embraced "transtifa" (whatever that is) and more.
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AI is getting weird, and it's getting weird fast. Should Hollywood be worried? Joe took this to another level regarding our bones and fertilizer.
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You might have seen the photo that Jack tweeted out this weekend of him wearing a pretty terrible blonde wig. Some have said he resembles Roy Orbison and Janet Yellen. What do you think?
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Since everything needs a diagnosis these days, people who can't seem to be on time now have "time blindness."
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A San Diego man was caught on video after accusing his neighbor of "harboring his cat." This escalated quickly to him then calling his neighbor a "cat pervert!" Clip of the year? There's a chance...
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It is a fond look back at the week that was... it's Cow Clips of the Week!
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The guys were reporting that Fox reported that CNN reported democrats are getting ready to find a replacement for Biden. Could it possibly be Gavin Newsom?
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It looks that apparently that bag of cocaine at the White House let itself in and dropped itself because no one can seem to figure out where it came from. Jack has some insider Secret Service info that might blow your mind.
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There are a couple of fun facts about Lithuania that are need to know information. Then the guys went straight into the story about intense flatulence at a Robert F. Kennedy Jr. press dinner.
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The conflict with China is continuing to grow. Could we be at war with China?
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The mission to erase women is underway. The new term for vagina is "bonus hole." Men are breast feeding. The world has lost its mind.
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CNN surprisingly made it a point to report that Biden was skipping yet another dinner. Are they hinting at something?
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The horrible human, child molester Larry Nassar was stabbed a bunch of times in prison. The guys discuss why rapists and child molesters are targeted in prison. Joe has his whole life planned out, including what he would do should he ever land in himself behind bars.
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A whack study compared those who enjoy fitness to Nazis. Also, is Threads the end of Twitter?
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Inflation in China is basically zero. The guys talked a bit about inflation and how it is like "simmering a nice sauce." Also, kidney stones possibly caused by climate change? Why not.
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Misophonia is a disorder where you have a decreased tolerance to specific sounds and things you can sense related to them. Jack has this and has it bad. Joe can't stand pen tapping which falls into the same category.
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Someone used AI to have Paul McCartney sing "God Only Knows' by The Beach Boys. Jack made a great point...what's the point of creating anything anymore if you can just type what you want into Chat GPT?
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Kamala said 44 seconds worth of nothing the other day, blessing us with yet another word salad.
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Joe breaks down the inverted yield curve, some economy talk and partying during the 4th of July break.
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This affirmative action ruling has everyone on the left up in arms talking as if something terrible has happened. The guys break down the real story for us.
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"A fond look back at the week it was!" - Joe Getty
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Costco wants people to stop sharing memberships. Jack went to Costco and went down every isle while Joe has to let his wife take control in Costco so he doesn't buy everything.
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A whistleblower has come forward and revealed all of the ways the justice department has been blocking this investigation. Joe breaks it down for us.
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This clip starts with the refreshing knowledge from Mr. Rogers on The Late Show with Johnny Carson. It is amazing how times have changed and the contrast of thinking from 1980 to now.
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Travelling is going to be difficult this 4th of July weekend... or impossible. There have been a lot of cancelled flights and delays. As Joe said, "Hello Greyhound."
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Taylor Swift fans are losing their minds and claiming that they don't know how to compose themselves before she gets on stage and need to take the day off after seeing her in concert.
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All 3 of Joe's kids are in the process of looking for a new place and one of them mentioned a possible scam they were dealing with.
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Jack and Joe covered what decisions will be released by the Supreme Court later today and what those decisions could mean for the country.
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The Biden family is as corrupt as they come. Jack somehow doesn't believe Joe knew what was going on with Hunter. This almost made Joe's head explode.
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Jack and Joe covered the various pride events around the country, some of which had grown men in their underwear twerking for kids, naked men riding bikes, drag queens and more... all for children who were there to see.
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Remember during COVID all of the playgrounds had caution tape? The guys are still pissed.
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It is amazing the impact TikTok is having on America's companies and people. How can trends only last a week?
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The average age of our population is now 38, which is way up from 1980. Also, the real estate market is out of control.
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Anheuser-Busch won the creative marketer of the year award at the "Oscars of the advertising industry" despite losing record numbers of sales due to their partnership with Dylan Mulvaney.
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Some recent poll numbers regarding the 2024 election. Some saying Trump should drop out because of the recent indictment.
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Test scores for our kids are falling... and fast. Do NOT get Jack started on "common core" math.
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Joe found a great article talking about different life styles and luxury beliefs.
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There is a small submarine named the Titan which was embarking on a trip to see the Titanic wreck. It has now gone missing and will run out of oxygen by Thursday...
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Jack is in the process of reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn to his kids and trying to figure out how to go about reading some of the language used in the book. Our great texters chimed in.
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Welcome to the cheery segment. More teens are unhappy with life than ever. Could this have to do with the internet and doom scrolling. Joe says to just unplug the internet.
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What was Biden talking about when he said, "God save the queen" at the end of his speech over the weekend? No one seems to know.
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The world's coolest air conditioning machine and Toyota's manual electric car!
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Joe hit us with an article letting us know that we are all paying more than DOUBLE we should for health care in the US. Think that health care you're getting from your employer isn't taxed? Guess again.
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The military is changing the way it measures their officers. Apparently they're getting rid of the neck measurements and sticking to the abdomen for men and hips for women.
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How would you feel if your doctor started using emojis to diagnose your symptoms? Jack took this one too far in the best way. Also, so many teachers are giving up teaching for other careers. What could be causing that?
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It has become apparent that women's sports have completely changed due to the trans issue. Riley Gaines, champion swimmer, said that women's safety and privacy don't matter anymore in the wake of woke.
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There is a huge story about how a military helicopter went down injuring 22 US service members. We also learned that there has been a lot of US/Syrian conflict going on in just the last month!
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China is facing deflation while the US deals with inflation. Also, why is the US housing market so impossible to navigate?
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Sir Paul McCartney is planning on using AI to bring John Lennon's voice back!
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What are the dos and don'ts of using home security cameras? Apparently you should disclose their location to guests and let them know they're on camera. Awkward.
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What is the one question you ask when your loved one is upset? Jack has the answer. Also, the guys talk about how they react after injuring themselves.
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An update from Joe about the Great Woke Beer Wars! Also, why are we subjecting kids to hyper sexualized pride events?
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This whole Trump thing is getting ugly. He apparently kept a box of documents next to his toilet.
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Here is a look back at the week with Cow Clips of the Week! One of the clips involves Chuck Todd. Joe has nominated it for worst clip of the year and gave us a little snippet of what he actually thinks of Chuck Todd.
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There are many ways to use AI and Chat GPT, but this one is pretty cool! There are several ways you can use it to find a new job with the specifics you're looking for!
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We are back in the time where the world revolves around Trump. You can hear the enthusiasm and joy in the guys voices about this. While we know Trump is facing some trouble, what about Biden? The media is flaunting their bias in that regard.
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A high school teacher in southern California has been placed on leave after she was caught on camera teaching the students some very explicit and sexual acts and where to get adult toys. Yes, the guys were just as disgusted as you are reading this.
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Cuba will soon be home of a China spy base which will be focusing on the US. Just another move of aggression by China.
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This situation going on with the Glendale school system is getting a lot of attention. The guys discuss why the left is so set on grooming our kids.
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In her own words, she won "the most idiot person award." She apparently keeps her super glue right next to her eye drops. How do you even fix that?
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There are so many polls and reports of who is ahead of who. Reality of it is that none of this matters and so much will change before the election. Also, don't forget the dancing bears.
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We are seeing so many corporations go "Bud Light Woke" with a lot of social issues. What is causing the pressure?
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Apple has finally allowed its system to allow things like the "f-word." This is great and all but Joe really wants it to stop making his golf TEE time look like he's having TEA and biscuits with his friends.
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Apple released its new headset "Vision Pro" which they presented as being a regular household and work device. However, VR (virtual reality) has been making people want to vomit, including Jack.
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Joe found a really cool article about a medieval comedian from 1480. What was the basis of the jokes back then? Killer bunnies and poop jokes.
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Armstrong & Getty are bringing you the business. Why do these companies feel like they have to go woke? Is this what their customers want?
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Tim Scott went on The View to respond to their comments that he doesn't understand racial inequality. He explains that he is the rule, not the exception.
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ABC is running a promo for pride month that is very intense.
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Shopping at Walgreens looks a little different. Now everything is behind break proof glass, you must use a kiosk and someone shops for you. Thanks, thieves.
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Psammophile was the word from the national spelling bee that had everyone confused. And, of course, Cow Clips of the Week!
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Obviously the guys were talking about the nasty spill Joe Biden took at the Air Force Commencement, but what was really bizarre, was what Biden said in the process of forgetting the name of the Air Force Thunderbirds.
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Joe says this might be Jack's greatest idea yet. The media should be putting out the number of able bodied people who aren't working and living off the government.
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San Francisco has spent millions of dollars on an advertisement in an attempt to get tourists to come back. The video seems to leave out the tents, people on drugs, human excrement and crime but... those are just minor details.
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While Kevin McCarthy celebrates his debt deal, there are mixed reactions on both sides of the aisle. Jack and Joe discuss and give some great analogies about what this deal might mean for the country.
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China claimed that the US was in Chinese territory when we were actually over international waters. China's jet got close enough to cause turbulence in the US jet with it's airstream. Jack and Joe discuss what the reason may be for the US not being louder about this.
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Joe found a great article (which you can get HERE)talking about how to spot and avoid a rental scam. Several listeners chimed in with the fact that they had been scammed as well!
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The title of this clip is a quote from our own Joe Getty when the guys were talking about drag queens working at Disney. What is Disney's reason for going in this direction? Do they actually think it's what their patrons want?
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One of our listeners daughters, who is in 7th grade, wrote a great essay about bullying and how the way they "handle" it in the schools is not working.
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There are 3 major players in the "injection for weight loss" game. They seem to be working but are the side effects worth it?
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Chip Roy had some choice words to describe McCarthy's debt ceiling deal and naturally the guys had some fun with it.
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There is a new rap song that hit #2 on Apple Music over the weekend about Target and their trans agenda. That led us to the horrible story about a woman who almost lost her daughter to the woke gender terms being taught in schools and when she tried to do something about it, it ended in CPS getting called!
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Jack went for a hike with his sons over the weekend and it didn't go as planned. He will now have to pay them if he ever wants them to go hiking again.
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It would appear that Dianne Feinstein is having a rough time being back at work. She has a handler for everything she does.
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Apparently no one knows how to properly say "DeSantis." Not even Ron himself.
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The NY Post had a headline "Kevin McCarthy's Debt Ceiling Deal Is A Step In The Right Direction." The guys played several clips of people in favor of the debt deal. Also, Jack has a wonderful analogy to explain this...and it involves deserts.
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Joe brought up an amazing experiment by Konstantin Kisin that showed how personal perception can cause victimhood if it's enforced. This is being used against Tim Scott and the kids in our country. The media tells them that unless you're the exception, you can't make it in America. You'll hear from Tim Scott responding to some of these comments from the media and the guys break it down in full.
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The guys started the show hilariously by giving us a play on what happened with Ron DeSantis' election announcement on Twitter and how the technical aspect was a disaster. Thankfully, DeSantis went on Fox with Trey Gowdy shortly after and redeemed himself. However, Joe has some great advice for him that he really should take.
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Armstrong & Getty's technical director, MichaelAngelo (a national treasure) shares a special message with Jack & Joe following his absence from the show...
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Why did President Biden decide to take a family trip to Ireland? It is a sign of things to come?
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Joe brings us a series of stories about China.
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Jack & Joe discuss SF's insane plan to provide enormous reparation payments.
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Jack & Joe try to figure out a old metaphor and Jack tries-out his Tesla auto-pilot.
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Jack & Joe talk to Jeff McCausland about the great tank debate among NATO nations.
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Jack Armstrong makes an important declaration (actually--two) before Joe Getty details Lisa Marie Presley's financial woes.
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Jack & Joe document KJP's epic struggle to handle the Biden Docs scandal.
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Jack & Joe review Kevin Williamson's latest column on the economy.
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We call it The Best Weekend Talk Show in America (aka, the A&G Replay). In this episode, Biden Sings Happy Birthday & more on The Twitter Files!
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Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty flesh-out a column by conservative Bret Stephens in which he admits to having erred in painting the MAGA crowd with such a broad brush. Along the way, they address some of the hate directed towards them from their own commentary on the January 6 Siege.
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Armstrong & GettyWATCH AND LISTEN: Biden's Bad Biking
President Biden had an unfortunate accident over the weekend when he stopped his bike in front of a crowd full of press. His foot became stuck in the toe cage of the bike and it took the leader of the free world down.
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Ladies & gentlemen of Armstrong & Getty Show listener jury...
We humbly submit the following piece of evidence in an effort to refute a long-held (and clearly inaccurate) claim made repeatedly by Mr. Jack Armstrong. For many years, Mr. Armstrong has stated, quite adamantly, that he DOES NOT, AND HAS NOT, EVER USED THE F-WORD. By entering this evidence into the public record, we hope to shine a light on the truth--and put to an end this ridiculous F-ing folly.
As the evidence clearly shows--YOU ARE GUILTY SIR!!!! GUILLLLTTTEEEEEEE!
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Friday's Clips of the Week feature-ette is an outstanding value!
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A fond look back at the week that was!
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A new Armstrong and Getty Segment: Coast to Coast!
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Yesterday, We brought you Fauci's deceleration that the Pandemic Phase of Covid 19 is over. Hours later he walked it back. So where are we?
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Are Americans reading The Bible enough? One study says no.
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Text Messages and Body-cam footage from the Rust set has been released, with some damning texts from the armorer. Why do we care about the body cam footage of Alec Baldwin?
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In a new episode of The Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts Podcast, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty react to a story of a man, his virtual wife, and the marriage troubles they have faced.
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Some construction news, One from Way Left California and One from Red Texas.
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Are we living in the '70's all over again? The quality of Root Beer may be an indicator...
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Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty discuss a stunning report by Johns Hopkins University says lockdowns had little to no effect on covid-19 mitigation.
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In the wake of the wave of violence and heated racial rhetoric that swept through our country most notabley following the death of George Floyd, the NFL inexplicably choose to ignore the fact that 100% of their audience sought refuge from that reality when they tuned-in to watch their favorite team play.
Kneeling for the National Anthem was a protest embraced by some NFL players, and the league followed that much maligned gesture by adopting a series of more subdued, social justice slogans that have been placed both the back of the player's helmets and on the edge of the end zones.
Now, the NFL has chosen to push their social justice campaign in the form of public service announcements which air within the televised commercial breaks, the latest titled "Where I'm From". This new PSA contains a rather noteworthy and outrageous pronouncement--as detailed by Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty.
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Jack saw a trend on the internet. What are these pant-shoe hybrids called?
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Jack's fanboy love of 60 Minutes diminished a bit following a crazy story on the Great Resignation....
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In NY, the election of Eric Adams as the city's new mayor distracted from the fact that that city also elected a new, super-progressive DA. Jack & Joe discuss...
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On the anniversary of ugliness of January 6, POTUS had a chance to bring the nation together. Instead, he picked a fight. Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty discuss.
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Jack Armstrong is out of the hospital and ready to tackle the day...for awhile!
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Jack Armstrong calls-in with a live report from his hospital bed for an update on his emergency gall bladder surgery.
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Jack checks-in (twice) from his hospital bed as he awaits word from his doctor regarding the next steps following his gall bladder surgery.
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Jack talks about his initial gall bladder attack and his experience at the ER.
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While the US Federal Government debates new spending, Jack Armstrong argues that this is the wrong time to consider anything but frugality.
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While our elected officials in Washington DC battle over spending & infrastructure bills, Joe Getty explains the reality of how the government works.
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Featuring a truly vicious attack, Fauci/mandate frustration and the shattering of sentimentality.
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A Sacramento-area high school teacher's efforts to turn his students into Antifa disciples--within his classroom.
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Jeff Bezos' moon shot, Rand's revelation, Hannity's plea plus french fries and milk shakes are featured in this week's C.O.W.--Clips of the Week!
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Clips of the Week, featuring hot dogs, fireworks, a guy impersonating fireworks, some Georgetown Girls and a bit of fatherly advice...plus a massive Stanley Cup crowd goes wild!
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Our former President bids a fond farewell to A&G's Positive Sean!
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Long-time producer of The Armstrong & Getty Show, Positive Sean, announces that he's leaving the show.
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An absolutely fantastic Clips of the Week for June 18, 2021.
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According to an op/ed in The Guardian, we need to change our long-held, simplistic view of the good ol' Ameircan apple pie. The writer of piece tells us that we can longer think of this dessert staple in terms of being delicious, no sir. From this point forward, apple pie is a symbol of food injustice! Joe Getty details the insanity.
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CA gubernatorial recall candidate Kevin Faulconer talks about the housing issue and why his success and experience as Mayor of San Diego translates to state's top job.
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CA gubernatorial recall candidate Kevin Faulconer talks about the need to lower taxes to end the exodus.
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CA gubernatorial recall candidate Kevin Faulconer talks about how he managed to end homeless encampments in San Diego--and how he wants to apply his plan to the rest of the Golden State.
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CA gubernatorial recall candidate Kevin Faulconer talks about Gavin Newsom's failure to make the right decision regarding school re-openings.
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CA gubernatorial candidate Kevin Faulconer details the reasons for the recall of Gavin Newsom.
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In a new episode of Armstrong & Getty's Select Cuts Podcast, Jack & Joe talk a new crisis that can demands our attention, and the need for politicians to act in a bi-partisan manner to bring it to an end.
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Such a cool moment! Lately, we've heard plenty of stories about people behaving badly at sporting events. The fans attending this New York Islanders/Boston Bruins matchup corrected those missteps.
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An expanded version or our discussion regarding the CA teacher who was suspended for using a Nazi flag during a lesson propaganda. Includes our interview with a rep from the school district and our thoughts about the school's rationale for an investigation.
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Jack gives Joe a lift with a reminder about what The A&G Show is all about
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The April 23 edition features a bobcat, a very low note and some customer service comedy!
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There are a number of common phrases that are being replaced by new, more politically correct forms. Are these changes being made to improve communications? Or, is there another intent? Armstrong & Getty examine the issue.
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The truth regarding the Chicago teenager Adam Toledo's death is far more complicated than the visceral, emotional responses and the simple answers generated by the widely seen video which captured the final moments of the young man's life.
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This week's edition features barred gendered language, hack framers, learning loss, Dana Carvey's Biden, our closed, secure border, Miami's spring break mayhem and Jack Dorsey's diet.
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As kids begin to return to the classroom, teachers are experiencing an unexpected result of remote learning. In a new Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts Podcast, Jack & Joe talk about an email from a teacher--and what may be the most important challenge faced by educators, parents and students.
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Hillary Clinton used her over-the-top laugh to try to humanize herself. But Kamala Harris' laugh is a different beast...
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HBO is currently pushing a documentary on QAnon, and ya know what-WE WERE RIGHT!!!!
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C.O.W. Clips of the Week! March 19, 2021
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We provide expert analysis of our elderly president falling on the stairs while trying to board Air Force One.
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Joe Getty reveals a nearly life-long grudge against the Grammy Awards!
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Once upon a time in TV Land, the Grammys were a family affair.
Now, after years of being far too stuffy, the awards show seems to have crossed a cultural line. Was the Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion performance of WAP too much for prime time TV?
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Jack opens that show with a strong rant...leading to the first use of Transition Music within the show's first segment.
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Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty deliver their realistic perspective on Green Energy.
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Armstrong & Getty talk about Papa John's Pizza Founder John Schnatter's struggle to remove the N-Word from his vocabulary.
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The Monday edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show kicked-off with THEE big stories of the day, including the Giant, Hulking Porkulous Bill, and apparently Prince What's-His-Face & The Actor Girl (a couple so unhappy with attention, that they demanded to sit-down with Oprah for an interview.
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Armstrong & Getty discuss the under-reported story of Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds and her Students First Act, which requires all schools in her state to reopen for in-person learning.
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Armstrong & Getty detail a La Mesa CA school board member who casually tossed out accusations of racism regarding the basic concept of reopening her district's schools.
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An Oakley CAmother wrote a letter to her local school board to express her concerns regarding the schools not reopening. Later that day, the Oakley school board was preparing (??) for their monthly meeting--but didn't realize that their Zoom session was visible to everyone...in real-time...unfiltered. School Board membersLisa Brizendine,Kim Beede and Richie Masadas proceeded to crack jokes and criticized the parents of their district before realizing what had transpired.
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For those who can't catch The Armstrong & Getty Show from the get-go, you're missing our daily pronouncements (General Manager & The Official Start) as well as our check-ins with technical director MichaelAngelo and producer Positive Sean! Listen up!
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Following a completely ridiculous, 7-hour-long SF school board meeting (during which the main topic of school re-opening was side-lined by misguided, virtue signaling social equity zealots), Joe Getty offered an olive branch to those who continue to hold a tight grip on their hatred of Donald J. Trump.
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Joe (with some help from A&G listener JT) takes the "meritocracy is racist" argument to absurd levels by pointing out that by awarding Tom Brady the MVP award--and referring to him as "The G.O.A.T (greatest of all-time)--is just another example of the unjust distribution of advantage. Give back that trophy now, Tom! You're no G.O.A.T.!
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Did you enjoy the Super Bowl--the A&G crew weighs-in. Plus, we announce the new British Variant of Covid-19.
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Joe summarizes the not-too-surprising end of the never-Trumper organization known as The Lincoln Project.
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Our weekly compendium of stupendous audio moments!
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Jack points-out that when it comes to political spin--nothing has changed.
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Everyone wants a smart tv, right? Ol' Simple Jack has his preference as well--and it ain't no danged smart TV!
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ABC's George Stephanopoulos' attempt to extract a short affirmative answer from Kentucky Senator Rand Paul regarding voter fraud quickly turned into an indictment of the media's biased coverage of the election. Jack & Joe provide the play-by-play of the heated exchange.
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The insurrection at the Capitol building was an utter catastrophe. 4 Americans died, our nation was shaken to its core and our President destroyed his legacy. After tensions seemed to calm down during the holidays, the frustration, the anger and the resentment that had characterized the past 12 months boiled over anew, the screws of our national psyche being twisted even tighter than before. On Thursday morning, we launched the Armstrong & Getty Show with our thoughts on what had transpired following the Stop the Steal rally.
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Jack & Joe call-out the Governor of Calunicornia, Gavin Newsom, and his epic act of hypocracy.
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One of reasons the Armstrong & Getty Show is involved with Warrior Foundation Freedom Station is due to the presence of a true angel. There's simply no other way to put it--Sandy Lehmkuhler is an angel. Back in 2004, the Navy wife and mom was struck by how the needs of our injured troops were not being met--and she was determined to do something about it. Learn about how Sandy started the Warrior Foundation Freedom Station with one simple idea in mind...
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This week, we’re once again asking you to join us to help Warrior Foundation Freedom Station, a fantastic organization that aims to send ill and injured service members home for Christmas. Our rather ambitious goal this year (given the pandemic) is to raise $500,000 by 10am Pacific on Friday, November 20. In spite of the challenges brought-on by the pandemic, we’re confident that with your help--we can do it! The A&G Show has been involved with WFFS for a number of years, and we know that this fundraiser is not only a great idea--but it's something we owe to our troops. We owe all those who have given so much for our country. We owe you back. As part of the effort, we’ll be talking to some of the warriors who have been helped by Warrior Foundation Freedom Station. After all--they can explain what happens there better than we can. One of those warriors is Junior Rodriguez, a retired corpsman from the U.S. Navy. Junior is an injured warrior who’s been assisted by Warrior Foundation Freedom Station--and is now assisting others--which is too cool for words!
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Jack's talks about his sons being confronted at the park--due to their lack of masks.
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Are turtles self-aware enough to pick-up what Anderson Cooper is throwin' down?
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The percentage of non-white votes earned by President Trump should have the entire world of political science talking, questioning "how" and "why". And no, the simple explanation of "it's racism" does not apply.
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This is an over-the-top crazy view of America, and a fine example of the kind of hateful comments that divide our nation. Renee Graham is an opinion columnist for the Boston Globe who occasionally makes appearances on MSNBC. In a single tweet, she's managed to take the concept of "basket of deplorables" to a new, disgusting low. Graham, responding to footage of the massive Trump Train in Arizona, compared the proud patriots with members of ISIS. Listen as Jack & Joe provide more details within the following episode of The A&G Select Cuts Podcast.
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Joe Getty offers up a seldom discussed reality--tomorrow's election is not about Trump.
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Are you familiar with The Lincoln Project? They're a group of Republicans (allegedly) who hate Trump, and are working aggressively to help Biden get elected. They're new TV commercial takes President Trump's oft-repeated joke about being the Commander in Chief for 12 years to an absurd new level.
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Positive Sean has proclaimed this week...The Least Funny Week of All-Time!!!! Evidence, within this fine podcast.
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Joe hasn't been caught this flatfooted calling for Mailbag in a looooooooong time! He was dazed--but not defeated--and finished the show like a champion.
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The latest revelation in the Hunter Biden saga involves a former business partner who says that Joe Biden was absolutely aware of Hunter's deals...and benefited from them. We exam the details of the story.
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The debate over including Critical Race Theory in school curriculums is in full-swing in the UK, where a leading advocate for equal rights says that under no condition should the ideology be taught to students--without offering an opposing view. Armstrong & Getty examine her brave comments.
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Fox NFL announcers Joe Buck & Troy Aikman were caught on hot mics commenting about a military fly-over...which occurred above an empty stadium.
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C.O.W. clips of the week, Oct 16 2020.
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A woman scorned! Now-former Anchorage, Alaska TV news personality Maria Athens was reportedly engaged in an inappropriate relationship with the city's mayor. The break-up lead to some seriously inappropriate behavior by Athens. Have a great Friday, you motherfucker!
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Don't be like those losers in short sleeved shirts! Give a listen to this weeks edition of C.O.W.-- Clips of the Week!
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Long-time Rolling Stone columnist, and old-school liberal Matt Taibbi, has a new column, "After the QAnon Ban, Who's Next?", which illuminates the problems with Big Tech getting too cozy with Big Government--and why we must be concerned when we hear the call for political censorship.
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Part two of Armstrong & Getty's discussion about The Great Barrington Declaration, which calls for a significant change in attitude regarding COVID-19.
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The authors of "The Great Barrington Declaration" recommend that we shift away from the fear-based, lockdown approach to what they call “focused protection”. Their point is that working class people are suffering from the results of policies that are leading to "devastating short and long term public health results, such as: lower childhood vaccination rates, worsening cardiovascular disease outcomes, fewer cancer screenings and deteriorating mental health".
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Rarely do reviews come in as universal as those for the first Presidential debate of 2020, all of which are featured within this week's edition of C.O.W.! If that isn't enough--this week's effort also includes South Park's Eric Cartman singing the social distancing anthem we all craved.
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Armstrong & Getty offer their astute and totally unique analysis of the 1st presidential debate featuring President Trump and Joe Biden.
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As heard on The Armstrong & Getty Show, a letter about how our fixation on COVID-19 health issues has lead us to ignore mental health issues associated with the lockdown.
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Some are calling it "Pantsgate", others "Poopgate". The hashtag #nadlershart has also gone viral. It sure does seem as though Congressman Nadler attempted a one-cheek sneak--and failed horribly--in front of TV cameras. We review the effort made by Nadler to escape from his public embarrassment.
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As heard on The Armstrong & Getty Show. The letter from a northern CA principal about the importance of getting kids back to school.
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How do you make decisions in your life? The guys give some thought to the decision making process of one of the world's richest men--Jeff Bezos.
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Joe Getty details the cultural sensation known as "Gaslighting".
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Joe Getty provides the details of the guidebook used by those who aim to destroy our country.
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sarcastically commented that Joe Biden should avoid a debate with President Trump due to the President's lack of character. But did Pelosi provide cover for a more substantial issue?
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Jack Armstrong talks about the chaotic and stressful drama surrounding the moments after he was attacked by wasps!
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Following corporate denials about a dictate restricting certain types of apparel being worn in the workplace. a regional boss at Goodyear delivered a message to his employees in Topeka about what types of workplace attire are and aren't permitted in the plant.
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"I think it is one of the most beautiful, powerful and indisputable messages that can be sent around America today"--Joe Getty
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In the midst of the clouds of uncertainty and disagreement regarding COVID-19, there exists a common refrain among those in the scientific community. Doctors, pediatricians agree--we've got to open the schools.
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While the news media is consumed with gotcha coverage of COVID 19, little has been said about Attorney General William Barr's speech regarding China's intention to become the world's lone superpower. Picking up on a thread from a speech by FBI Director Christopher Wray ,Barr goes into detail on the many ways in which China's communist government has worked to manifest its global intentions.
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Those Were Innocent Times! Joe Getty's Look-Back at Early 2020.
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Armstrong & Getty explain their attitudes towards wearing a mask during the COVID 19 pandemic.
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Jack talks about witnessing a serious face-off between two muscle-bound dudes and a sikh at a gas station. What the sikh said...will shock you!
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The City of Seattle's Office of Civil Rights wants white people to know that they're all racist. And, congratulations--the city's new education program can help fix the problem. A&G have the details on an effort that should be rejected immediately.
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Our good buddies over at ol' CNN have published an article which removes any doubt that they are the most ridiculous news organization on Earth. The post is about every day words and phrases that have racist connotations.
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It was quite a day! A potentially devastating health discovery sent Joe into a mad scramble to contact this loved ones!
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Armstrong & Getty discuss Jason Whitlock's comments about the organization called Black Lives Matter, and how the group's values to reconcile with the beliefs embraced by most Americans.
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Following his return from vacation, Jack Armstrong made an important proclamation!
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Joe Getty offers his well-rounded plan for the return of pro sports!
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Asked about The Black Lives Matter's ideology, one of the group's co-founders, Patisse Cullors, stated that she was a "trained Marxists", a fact that may be lost on many of those who have recently protested the wake of George Floyd's death. Listen to the Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts podcast for more...
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A&G On Demand Thursday June 18 Hour 3
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A&G On Demand Thursday June 18 Hour 2
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A&G On Demand Thursday June 18 Hour 1
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A&G On Demand Hour 4, Wednesday June 17, 2020
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A&G On Demand Hour 3, Wednesday June 17, 2020
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Hour 1 of the Armstrong & Getty On Demand Podcast for Wedneday June 17, 2020
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We knew that Jack & Joe were ready to deliver a solid set of shows this week after they divulged the steps that they're taking to protect themselves from all viral intruders...
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Joe Getty reads "A Letter From a Sheriff", detailing the realities of being a law enforcement officer.
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Way, way, waaaay back in the innocent days of September 2019, Joe Biden told a harrowing tale from his days as a lifeguard at a Delaware public pool, involving a rusty straight-razor, a chain-wrapped fist...and bad dude named CornPop and his gang. In this Armstrong & Getty Select Cut Podcast, Jack & Joe revisit Biden's epic tale. Why? Because they can (and it's funny, dammit)!
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NFL star Drew Brees has come under fire from the cancel culture types who fail to see the utter hypocrisy of their attacks.
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The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled that the state's Safer At Home order was invalid. Simpletons confused by the concept that local municipalities are capable of forming their own guidelines and standards can take comfort in knowing that Armstrong & Getty are here to help explain how we can get along--with a patchwork or standards!
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Politicians across the country are embracing the phrase "guided by science" in regarding to policy decisions. Joe Getty explains why that's such a complete cop-out.
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Some people prefer to go to Reddit to seek relationship advice. Thankfully, Jack & Joe are here to provide a life's worth of experiences and a deep understanding of human nature to provide guidance to one confused woman. Today's tale arrives from a Redditor who's boyfriend loves going the Waffle House, and can't help but to start a fight with the cook every single time!
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Armstrong & Getty detail the winners and losers in the Corporate Buzzword Battle! Who would have thought that "loop in" would move-on the Sweet Sixteen"!
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Armstrong & Getty rail against the the closure of public parks & beaches in CA.
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One of the more perplexing movements to sprout from our coronavirus crisis is the filming of quiet hospital parking lots--to prove that crisis is a hoax.
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Joe Getty diagrams the many failings of socialism, as described with the help of some loyal A&G listeners who've lived in socialist countries.
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