How To Not Comedy: Recent Episodes

How To Not Comedy

Two best mates share their experiences as terrible open micer's in Newcastle Australia. Each week they try to come up with new jokes to say on stage by running them by each other and completely tearing shreds off the jokes until neither have the confidence to perform them- they then go and perform them anyway.

Hosts Ethan Bentley and Mitch Coyne interview Australian comedians as well as talk about what they fapped to that week. Check it out! It's probably not the best thing you'll ever listen to, but hey it can't be the worst right?

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Nikki Justice and Edan McGovern on the pod this week on a trip up from Sydney to run a show straight from a sex shop in Newy with some crazy stories. Nikki talks about her comedy tour on the east coast of Australia and the struggles with touring (like forgetting your undies, getting ripped off for a fake Louis Vuitton bag and working with people who may or may not be nuts). Enjoy!

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Pretty naughty episode. Enjoy

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Ben's missed the pod due to hay fever. Mitch rocks up stoned. So there's a fair bit of dribble. Joel gets called out for comedy court. Ethan's gone full Zuck mode and started smoking meat.

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When's the next episode? It's today!
Eddy Rockefeller dropping in to talk about her pussy today.
Enjoy!

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It's fat on skinny crime this week as Ethan gets roasted by two KFC supporters. Mitch Coyne and Broden Shearer. Mitch goes to the UFC on MD cause he's a man-child in his 30's. The two fats get upset that Ethan had lobster for breakfast.

ENJOY!

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Return of the pod and return of the king, Kyle Legacy on this week.

We're talking absolute smack in this episode. Get around it you little drama queens. You fucken love it.

Red hot episode.

Ennnnnnnnnjoy!

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Here you go, you grubs. Another pod.

@bradleybishop_ on this week (by this week we mean about 2 months ago and we haven't done a pod since). If you want more pods leave a review.

A few people have told us to quit. So if you could balance that out it'd be appreciated. Enjoy!

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Brandon Duff on the pod. We do some racist accents to welcome him. Then it's all shit talk from there. Enjoy.

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I dunno, recorded this ages ago. Enjoy ya filthy animals.

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Mitch and Ethan doin an old fashioned shit dribble. Mitch didn't manage to book a guest and Ethan refuses to pick up any slack for him. Enjoy!

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Mick Meredith on the pod this week. Ethan tries his best to keep up. Mitch isn't on to jump in with his wild comments.

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Trev joins us this week on the pod. Or last week, or whenever the fuck we recorded it. Trev's less than 20 sets deep and is already better than half the open mic scene. Hopefully he gets somewhere in comedy before he kicks the bucket or forgets what his jokes are. Top bloke and a good listen. Get around it.
Enjoy!

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The fat skinny men are joined by Brad Bishop and Ben McLennan for another round of talking professional levels of bullshit. Mitch is getting an escort for a threesome. Ethan is striking out with the ladies. Brad and Ben are dealing with bullshit rooms and Brad's yelling at blind people.
Enjoy!

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Joel Pearse on the pod with his set being protested by local legend Ezekiel Ox.
Enjoy!

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It's Zoe on the pod this week. Another female comic has joined the scene and the fellas give her a heartwarming welcome. Dunno why we don't have more females in comedy tbh. Enjoy!

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Marty Bright on the pod. Big overseas trip for a couple of months.
Talkin about Thaiiiiland. High brow shit talk. Literal shit talk. The best shit talk of all.
Only on this pod.
Enjoy!

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Ben McLennan on the pod this week.
Ben gargles Butterfields balls and gets some pretty sick gigs out of it.
We try and get ourselves cancelled again. We hate on women and India.
Enjoy!

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Neel Kolhatkar on the pod this week. Talking about running your own shows in comedy. Woke rooms and anti-woke rooms. Figuring out comedy online as well as club spots. And a support worker left their client at a comedy showcase and it ended about as well as you'd expect. Enjoy!

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Jarryd Goundrey on the pod dropping some knowledge.
We talk about how to do a comedy festival without losing a shitload of money.
How to promote shows and why putting stuff online can help you.

Get in before Jarryd learns he can charge a thousand bucks a head for a workshop on this kinda stuff.

Check out The Sunday Service podcast episode #64 "Rogue Turds" if you wanna hear some more of Jarryd.

Enjoy!

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Imaan Hadchiti on the pod this week. Calling out Hasbulla for a fight.
Getting political. Hanging shit on comics. This episodes got it all.
Enjoy!

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Steve Whiteley and John Peacock on the pod this week.
Bit of bogan history. A deep dive on boner pills. Someone drove off a cliff in Newcastle and surprisingly it wasn't Ethan.
Enjoy!

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Lewis couldn't make it. He had better things to do. Which would be literally anything.
So Ethan and Mitch decided to do the pod by themselves and it's awful. Enjoy.

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James Connors on the pod this week. The open mic was full of people who need psychiatric help. Ethan's upset that hardly any acts turned up to the talent show but it still went well cause Mitch got a tattoo of a turtle on his leg while telling jokes on stage.
Vapes are $50 each and rising. The government is corrupt. We end up discussing prepping for the end times.
Enjoy!

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Kyle Legacy on the pod this week. Bagging out Germans. Ethan's on 4 hours sleep and can't get laid. Mitch gave $10 to a homeless guy and regretted it immediately.
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Elliot Stewart on the pod this week. The boy has big dreams and its gonna leave us all behind one day. Ethan bombs hard on a showcase. We hate on the fringe and Sydney open mics. Mitch reckons he would have crushed a corporate tradie gig. Then defends his 'swords are like condoms' joke. Big Jim is back in town destroying open mics.

Enjoy!

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Just bein silly buggers. Dave Brooks and Adam Ronan on the pod.
Enjoy

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Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week.
Talking that comedy shit as usual. Mitch goes off on his conspiracies as usual.
Give it a listen and...
Enjoy!

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Adam Ronan on the pod this week.
Ethan's been threatened to be sued for defamation and still owes Mitch a 6 pack of Stone and Wood. Mitch tells some stories about disabled people from high school.
Enjoy!

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Lauryn Lawrence on the pod this week. Loz did an AI debate at the comedy club and absolutely crushed it. Winning the argument for her team.
The recording of it had no audience mic though so it sounds like she was bombing. Hilarious.
Enjoy.

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Kurt Sterling on the pod....weeks ago. We're terrible at uploading on time.
Talking about festival shows, self deprecating without getting pitied by a crowd. Trying to grow on social media. Enjoy!

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Comedian and now deaf comedian Angus McLeod on the pod. Chatting about doing comedy, becoming deaf. Does getting hit by a car makes you better at comedy? Find out in this episode.

Enjoy!

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This weeks pod with a legend in jiu jitsu and comedy the great Bobby Sandhu. Rogan was unavailable. Enjoy.

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This is a wild episode that probably should have never been released. So here it is.
Enjoy!

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Lovely positive time with Joel Pearse on the pod this week, we trash talk rooms runners who act shitty. Positive vibes only.
Enjoy!

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Broden Shearer on the pod this week nice and hungover. Ethan's upset about his Sydney bomb and Movember bomb and has a whinge. We breakdown what happened at the Movember gig. We run outta steam and start doing down syndrome impressions.
Enjoy!

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Steve White on the pod this week. Talking about some of the old stories from a hell gig known as the Oriental Hotel once upon a time in Newcastle.
Mitch gets into his mishaps in the military. Ethan has a dumb idea of how to promote videos online. Enjoy!

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Mitch Fry on the pod this week. Good story about losing his passport in Bangkok. Roast Battles and bombing. Give it a listen. Or not. Enjoy!

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Ben McLennan on this week. Ben almost shits himself at work, makes fun of a fat sheila in the crowd and feels bad about it. Ethan bombs opening for Akmal and gets a photo of what could be his skidmarks in the toilet bowl. Then does a pride gig and bombs again. Another great week of comedy. Enjoy!

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Joined this week by Elliot Stewart and Luke Dillon on the pod.
Mitch is having nightmares because he quit smoking bongs. Pornhub has added an are you 18 button. Really covering the big topics as usual.
Enjoy!

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Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week to do a debrief on the first run of Show Us Your Bits comedy talent show.
Enjoy!

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Chris Martin on the pod this week. Talkin about trying to get booked. Ethan's preparing his roast jokes and Chris has a funny story about monologues in the car. Enjoy!

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The elusive Bobby Sandhu finally on the pod this week after chasing him to come on for weeks! We talk some shit about comedy and Bobby's trip over to America doing comedy and Jiu Jitsu and getting stuck at immigration. Enjoy!

PS: Bobby joins in around 23 mins in cause the fucker was late if you wanna skip our bullshit at the start. Love yas.

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James Connors on the pod this week. Keeping the ship afloat at Newcastle Comedy Club. Dealing with absolute madmen. Enjoy!

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Christian Elderfield on the pod. Mad stories about swinging and renting his room out to a cam girl. Enjoy!

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Joel Pearse on the pod this week. Joel performed clean comedy at an Indian birthday in the middle of nowhere and it went well! We breakdown the freemasons. Walking people with down syndrome and what would happen if we had a Chinese Prime Minister.

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Matty B and Broden Shearer on the pod. Post Matty's solo show at the Newcastle Comedy Club. Matty debates picking up a $2 coin he saw in a pile of spew. 

Who is more mentally unhinged in comedy, men or women? Find out the answer this week.

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Liam Callen on the pod this week to talk a bit of comedy!

Some fun stories, including a train ride home from doing open mics in Sydney. Talking shit on festivals and getting complaints from a show in Rutherford. Get on board.

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Sam Tallent could not make it to Newcastle in time for the pod, probably for the best. Mitch goes on a wild story about Micheal Richards killing a man with a steamroller from a John Cleese film. We talk about the Bradford gig. Some other stuff I wont mention in the description, just give it a listen.

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Closeted homosexual and aspiring comedian Dave Brooks joins the pod this week to talk about his recent animal and open mic abuse.

You'll wanna listen to this one.

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Luke Dillon on the pod this week. Mitch has bailed on the pod. Terrible movies and terrible people at comedy shows. Pod ends before we get on a watch list.

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Andrew Hamilton on the pod. We had a blackout at the comedy club and the show ran ahead on battery lights and a blue-tooth speaker.

Hammo talks about his time spent in jail for selling mushrooms. Getting rehab via comedy and moving on from only doing jail material.

Enjoy!

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Kyle Legacy and Marty Bright join the pod this week for some riffs before Kyles solo show at the comedy club. Some good laughs in this one get around it.

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Nick Capper on the pod this week! Like every other episode we talk shit about comedy. Enjoy!

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Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week!
Mitch's work finds out he does comedy. Eddy's work finds out she loves to drink. Guess who came out better off? Give it a listen and find out!

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Adam Ronan on the pod this week. We talk about bashing the disabled and terrible Dubbo gigs. Mitch struggles to get words out after punching too many cones on the weekend.
Enjoy!

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Joel Pearse and Ben McLennan on this week. Bringing the heat to a previous guest who prematurely cancelled himself. Enjoy!

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This week we have the elusive Jarrod Moore. Who said he was too sick to make it on the pod last week. We said a lot of bad things. Enjoy!

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Marc Beattie returns to dip his toes in some comedy related bs. Probably should have kept renovating the house he's working on instead of talking absolute crap with us.
Mitch plugs his 420 show but this episodes out late so that was a waste of time.
Enjoy!

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Luke Dillon on this week. Getting thoughts of jumping off something high. Are Aliens real? Doin ice baths like a bunch of idiots. Lots of random topics in this one. Get into it.

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This weeks guests comedian Maddy Weinstein gets unwillingly recruited to talk about lawn mowers. Plus two men of little substance, technically comedians I guess. The boys from The Sunday Service Podcast join us on our turf to settle the feud. Nothing was settled. These boys are still cowards.

We talk about Italians trying to fuck Ethan's girlfriend. Mitch does a backyard gig where the MC who is not a comic wants reparations for colonization. Mitch invents a new slur. Mark Latham says some crazy shit and we decide to vote for One Nation. Bradley has a paranoid meltdown and Taylor turns Chinese.

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Mitch Parry joins us this week to talk about droppin tabs at the cricket. Pud gets angry at a CPR instructor. Enjoy!

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Juni Vee on this week. Ethan talks about MCing a fringe show outside to a bunch of kids. Drunk hecklers at open mics as usual. Mitch talks about his wife almost getting him into fights and wanting to be gay again. Enjoy!

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Juni Vee on this week. Ethan talks about MCing a fringe show outside to a bunch of kids. Drunk hecklers at open mics as usual. Mitch talks about his wife almost getting him into fights and wanting to be gay again. Enjoy!

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Ben McLennan on this weeks pod. Ben gets in big trouble with some punters at an open mic. Ethan thinks he upset Ben about getting on a gig, but was just lazy checking messages so he didn't get booked. We hang shit on the second worst podcast in Newcastle, The Sunday Service. Enjoy!

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Leo joins us this week to talk about his neighbors pig. Having a homosexual experience in turbulence on a plane and almost losing a leg in a surfing accident. Plenty of good stuff in this one, give it a go. Enjoy!

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James and Maddy on this week. James shares a valuable lesson about not engaging with hens parties at a comedy show. Maddy tries not to disassociate while they sperg out about Kim Jong Un and other autistic topics. Enjoy!

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Navin Dev on the pod this week. We chat about him moving over to Australia and living in Townsville, doing RAW and Ethan looking like a cancer patient. Enjoy!

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Rodney Owen on the podcast this week! Getting heckled and getting too drunk to fuck. Fun times. Enjoy!

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Eddy and Broden on this week. Mitch is having a holiday. By holiday we mean he's on the bongs in South West Rocks. So Broden is the co-host. He says some crazy shit and we make fun of him, business as usual. Enjoy!

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Brooke and Maddy join us this week.
Tiktoks, Trout Lady, Nerds and Ivan Milat. We're covering all bases. Enjoy!

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Taylor Coughtrie joins us this week. Pitbulls, people getting offended at jokes, negligent driving and kids fighting. Good episode give it a go. Enjoy!

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The free spirit that is Zoe joins us this week after MCing for Ethan at the Stag and Hunter. Lotta sex talk. Someone repairing a door in the background. Enjoy!

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It's that time of the year. Time to get fucked up. Time to say some regretful things and record them to look back and feel bad about later. Enjoy!

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Luke Dillon on the pod many weeks ago before Ethan fucked off to Europe to make sure his gf didn't bang anyone and fat chance Mitch was gonna upload this. Enjoy!

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Hungover podcast with Adam Ronan bringing the pink eye and high energy this week.

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Brady on the pod this week. Absolutely hilarious episode.

Enjoy!

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Broden makes a return to comedy. He's slightly less shit this time. Mitch has two holes in his dick. Ethan's a cunt as usual. Enjoy!

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Eddy Rockefeller on the pod! Mostly Eddy talking about her trip to New York while the boys try and get a word in edge wise.

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The nerd himself Elliot Stewart on the podcast!

Usual shit talk...Comedy, Movies, Elliot's subconsciously trying to burn his room mates to death. Fun times.

Enjoy!

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The boys are joined by Comedian Joel Pearce to discuss the finer things in life, like a mature way to handle break ups, and family discounts at the brothel. Enjoy!

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Frankie Fearce on the pod this week. Brothels, butt stuff, the importance of a flared base. Very educational episode. Ennnjoy!

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Kabba on the pod this week. We talk comedy for a bit then get into Kabbas cold exposure therapy down at Thredbo. Sounds pretty wild!

Ennnnnjoy!

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James Connors on this week with some good stories.

Mitch gets a bit wild at the end. Enjoy!

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It's finally here. The moment you've all been waiting for. Episode 100 Live from the Newcastle Comedy Club!

Thanks again to all our courageous comedian friends who came on to showcase their bombs. This was an amazing podcast and we hope to do it all again sometime.

Enjoy!

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Pud MC's a show. Ben almost calls a customer retarded while Ethan almost calls an audience member retarded. Enjoy!

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Just havin a whinge really.

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Maddy Weinstein and Brooke Murphy on the pod this week. We're all struggling with sleep deprivation and mental illness this week! We talk tiktok causing mental illness and if Kendrick Lamar can use the word faggot artistically then so can Big Jim!

Give it a listen. It's more fun than voting!

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Bradley Bishop and Matty B on the podcast this week. We rattle on way too long about weed stories and hell gigs but it's a sick episode. Check out Bradleys podcast "The Sunday Service", we did a swapcast with him the other week. If you don't know who Matty B is then wake up to yourself.

Enjoy!

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Hugh Worsley on the pod this week. We talk about people bangin in the comedy club toilets. Hugh tells a KFC story, one of Mitch's favourite topics. Ethan shits on Friendlyjordies because he hates being educated at a comedy show.

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Leon Anderson on the pod this week. We talk about his 11 year hiatus from comedy and doing the Footy show after being in comedy for only 8 months. Plus Ethan tells the worst joke he knows from a mutually loved comedian Jimbo. We also talk planes because Mitch can't help it. Enjoy!

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Rumdog on the pod! Finally! The man himself is here to talk song parodies. He was more prepared than us. Ethan tries to run by a few of his song parody ideas and gets shut down. Pud tries not to talk over the guest and meets his Wangi doppleganger. Enjoy!

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Open Mic race wars and talks about fringe shows. Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week. Enjoy!

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Swapcast with The Sunday Service pod. Cheers to comedian Bradley Bishop for having us on. The mans got a sick setup. Would highly recommend jumping on. Good riffs on this one. Give it a listen!

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Broden and Wilson on, we all knew this episode was gonna go this way. Enjoy!

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Fuck this one sounds like shit. It sounds fine at some points but other points its fucked, no idea why. But that will never stop us putting it out! Hopefully sort out what the fuck caused the sound issue by the time we do the next one. Enjoy!

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Lauryn Lawrence on the pod this week. We talkin shit about comedy like every week. Get on it!

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Bit of tech difficulty on the sound on this one. But its free so don't whinge.

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This ones a bit old now. Better late than never!

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Kyle Legacy graces us with his presence once again. He tried to kick off Ethan's toenail when he arrived so Ethan tried to give him Covid in retaliation. Enjoy!

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Broden Shearer on the pod. One of our more fucked episodes. Enjoy!

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Pratik Raichura on the pod this week. We talk about Pratik being unable to swim and booking a swimming holiday. We hope he's not dead, although he was positive for Covid at the time of recording.

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We share some stories that you look back on and cringe.

Luke Dillon on the pod and Eddy Rockefeller drops in at some point.

Enjoy!

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Ben McLennan on the pod, actually not a bad pod this time round.

Only took us 80 episodes to get a half decent one! Enjoy!

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Eddy Rockefeller on the podcast this week. Mitch gets roasted for an hour. Enjoy!

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The last goddamn lock down pod. Praise Allah.

Back to your scheduled programming as soon as we get it edited.

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Sometimes you just gotta back yourself. Lock down pod number - whatever, i don't know anymore. Enjoy!

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Lockdown pod number 4! Just havin a big old fucken whinge about Covid...being locked down. Pud tells us how he would deal with things if he was in charge. God help us.

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Lockdown pod number 3. Enjoy!

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Another lockdown Podcast, guhvenment cant stop us.

Mitch rambles about UFC. Ethan reminisces about an ex lover who now posts diaper fetish pics on tumblr. Enjoy! 

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Lockdown pod time. Jesus christ. Heavy breathing and keyboard in the background. Gotta love it. 

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Audio is fine on the mics. Cooked the audio on the playback though, but its somewhat listenable. I make no money out of this podcast, it is a literal drain on my time and energy. So this is what you get. Enjoy! 

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Bit behind on editing cause that'd how we roll. Enjoy! 

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We're back, to doing what we do best. 

Getting retarded and talking shit. Enjoy! 

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Yeah well, it was funny to us at the time.

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Another goddamn hour of us talking shit. Enjoy.

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No guest this week, which means we start talkin about Ghengis Khan and the large amount of rape he did pretty early on in this one. Strap in. 

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You cant win em all, especially when Pud doesn't remind you that he's booked a guest and sets up the audio to record from the Webcam mic. Shitty audio aside, actually a pretty fun one if you can tolerate the audio quality. Enjoy! 

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No Pud pod so its a bit more chill. Marc Beattie on the podcast. We talk shit for a bit about setting up the show at the Prince. 

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Fuck this is a good one. Ben Mclennan on the pod tells us about bombing his ass off at a gig in Sydney. Get it in ya. Enjoy! 

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No Puddin on this podcast. Ethan attempts to carry it without him with the help of comedian Andrew Paskin. 

Enjoy! 

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Alex Johnson @newysdapperbloke on the podcast this week to discuss the art of competitive eating (aka: Mitch's dream job). Fun for the whole family. Enjoy! 

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I've seen snails take off quicker than this podcast.

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Broden Shearer and Wilson Young on the podcast this week, we roast Mitch for posting a heartfelt thesis about his set on Facebook. We also play a little open mic bingo! Get amongst it. 

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We've stooped to a new low. In this episode we listen to some of the greatest Australian comics talk about the subtle art of handling a heckler. Then proceed to shit on them for an hour, yep we're that pathetic. Enjoy!

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Pud tries to keep it together while we go through our bombs from the week. Ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnjoy! 

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Finally got the international man of mystery Bobby Sandhu back on while he's in town. We talk about some whack shit for an hour, most of it goes nowhere but we gave it a red hot go. Enjoy!

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Eddy Rockefeller on the pod, usual comedy shop talk with a little twist of Mitch sharing his stories of being a psycho child who bashed other kids. Why miss out on that?

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Yeah yeah, finally got around to uploading it. Last of the year and only a month late. Enjoy! 

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We get pretty cuhraaaaaazay with Jarrod on this one, kids say the darndest things! Nobody says the n-word though chill out. Or did we, I can't remember. Anyway, enjoy! 

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Ethan's still recovering from the last episode and Mitch attempts to carry the podcast. Ben McLennan the true MVP of this one. 

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Don't ask me for notes on this one cause I don't remember shit.

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Loz Budden on the pod! 

We get a call in from Loz's son who is an astrophysicist in training who forgot to pickup antihistamines.

Ethan and Mitch talk about bombing at The Wicko.

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Woops, forgot to upload!

Chad on the pod! We make it super awkward, Mitch takes it too far! Chad's a good sport about it though and we love him anyway. 

Enjoy!

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Marc Beattie and Adam Ronan on the podcast for the roast of Pud, who decided to drive his sick commie into flood waters after last weeks train wreck of a podcast. 

Lots of terrible jokes all round. Pud sets a new low with his car boat joke. 

We answer some big questions. Such as, is buying your wife a chicken parmy for her birthday an adequate pressie?

Lots of good stuff in the one!

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Mitch couldn't make it cause his back is fucked. We're both hungover but luckily Eddy can talk underwater. She has some crazy stories this week about drinking and her relationship with a drug addict. Fun times! Enjoy! 

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We drove down to do the podcast in Kabba's man cave for this episode.

Mitch downplays how bad his shower situation is and we finally get on topic of How To Not Comedy. Discussing various ways you can screw up as a comedian. Then we get almost up to our balls in conspiracy theories. What a fun one.

Lotta yeahs thrown about, also 2 hours long...Enjoy!

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People love it when you're on those hot button topics.

Enjoy!

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Our guest/therapist this week wishes to remain nameless as we tackle important matters like global politics and if it's racist to crave a ethnic type of food after observing a person of that ethnicity.

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Adam Ronan here to defend his honour. We found out we don't actually know if they guy he "allegedly" got in a fight with was homeless, nor was there a fight. Mitch just likes to talk himself up. Puddin gets roasted. Same old shit. Enjoy! 

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Racism, uncle molestation, trans jokes, holocaust denial, corona virus. We discuss it all on this weeks ep with Jarrod Moore. Enjoy!

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Brooke Lilac joins us to discuss how she's been surviving Covid-19 isolation. Mitch gets a bit racist when discussing a trip to the brothel and makes it weird. Enjoy! 

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We discuss the intricacies of Sean Connery and Ethan says a naughty word. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/howtonotcomedy

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Nobody asked for it, but were back after no demand. Bit of a hiatus. Not cause of Corona. Just cause were lazy shits. Enjoy! For only $1 a month you can get our shitty video content.

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I'm bored as fuck, stuck inside playing an unhealthy amount of video games and I needed to do something productive, so I edited out all the garbage and sifted through hours of bullshit to find the absolute finest trash. Here ya go! For your viewing displeasure. Another highlights video! Enjoy!

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Not much energy on this one I'll admit, just a few mates talking shit, getting in those last podcasts before the inevitable lockdown. Ennnnnjoy!

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Ring-a-ding-ding, we got the king baby! Kyle Legacy on the pod with Luke Dillon. We dob on Muggleton like little bitches and he gets a call from Kyle on the pod. Enjoy!

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Fresh escapee from Grafton, Jordan Smith on the pod this week! Mitch talks about his feud with King Street McDonalds. Oh yeah we have video now. First ones free.

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Brooke Lilac on the pod this week! Mitch's mic was off on this one. We still haven't figured out whose to blame but one of us has fat fingers and could of easily bumped the button. Big thanks to Tyler who salvaged it as best he could with some audio magic.

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Ethan is back from Japan and has a present for Mitch.

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Ben Mclennan on this one. Saved the podcast with some funny stories.

At least we didn't fuck the recording on this time. Enjoy!

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Local comic Eddy Rockefeller drops by to roast the fuck out of Mitch. In all honesty he deserved every bit of it. We talk a shit for an hour, this is professional podcasting baby!

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Mitch is back from holidays. Ethan fucked on his couch while he was away. Enjoy! 

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Guess who fucked the recording again... Happy holidays fuckers. Enjoy. 

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James Connors and Luke Dillon are here in the new "studio". Luke's career in donuts and kebabs has produced some quality stories. For some reason Elliot Stewart turned up again to talk about Runescape.

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Adam Ronan and Marc Beattie on the pod. We tell tales of how Little Pud destroyed at the Boatrowers. A gig that will never be held again, but will remain forever in our hearts.

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Elliot puts up with our shit for an hour and reveals he's getting cucked by a dude in jail. Enjoy!

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Comedian Lauren Budden the absolute champ puts up with us and our weird shit for an hour. About time we had some wholesome content. Enjoy!

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Ramble On.

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Puddin decided to record the laptop mic instead of any podcast mics so this one sounds like shit. Had some funny parts though so we thought fuck it lets chuck it up. Enjoy! 

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Comedian Bobby Sandhu drops by for a chat while visiting from Melbourne. Mitch gets a Jiu-Jitsu boner. Enjoy!

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Adam Ronan returns to do record a podcast worthy of putting out. Believe it or not, the last one we recorded was worse than this. In that one we baked cakes and were both pretty drunk. 

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Special guest today, our friend (I guess) Jolsen drops by to talk a whole bunch of shit and then asks us to edit it all out. Nobody listens to this shit - who cares?

Anyway. Enjoy!

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We failed to get a guest for this one. By failed I mean we didn't bother asking anyone cause we are lazy fucks.

Kinda got funny halfway through, do yourself a favor by skipping the first half.

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After completing The Comedy Detour. Liam Callen, Elliot Stewart, James Connors and Luke Dillon are all here on one clusterfuck of a podcast to deliver the news of what happened while they were on tour. Mitch giggles like a fan girl the whole time and Ethan was half baked and couldn't figure out words.

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I'm gonna level with ya on this one. Not our greatest work. Ethan was hung over. Mitch did his best, but stumbles over his words for an hour an a half. Marc was a great guest as always. No idea how this one went for an hour an a half. Enjoy!

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We have our good friend Chris Butler come in and tell us about his journey to the jungles of Peru to do Ayahuasca. Mitch contemplates his own spiritual path and tries his best to alienate himself from society. 

Enjoy!

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The entrepeneur of baking himself drops by - with some crazy stories to tell. Who woulda guessed.

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Comedian Damien Challen. That's pronounced with a C-H. Stops by to talk a bit of shit about comedy and reveal to us his issues at 44 years of age. Bit of podcast therapy for ya. Enjoy!

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The boys are joined by Comedian Eddy Rockefeller for a hilarious chat about booking gigs, running rooms and beating children.

Eddy Rockefeller is a musician and comedian. She regularly performs around Newcastle and Sydney and runs open mic shows. Check out @openmicwithentityentertainment for more info! Enjoy!

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Local Newy comedian Adam Ronan drops by to sink a few beers and carry the podcast for us.

Adam is a comedian who regularly performs and MC's in Newcastle, Sydney and the Central Coast.

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...And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two. And then I go and spoil it all by getting my dick sucked right in front of you.

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Intro Song by @mattbarkerart: https://www.instagram.com/mattbarkerart/ After losing the last podcast due to incompetence we double down on it this episode (you can get that failed podcast by subscribing to our patreon). Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/howtonotcomedy

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*Not in at any way at all related to Cumtown, we just talked a lot about cum in this one. Mitch gets excited around the subject so we let him ramble. Comedian Marc Beattie drops in to talk shit. Special thanks on this one to Digital Emotions Creative, for letting us borrow their mixer.

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Yeah not gonna lie, we really phoned it in on this one. The Mitchdozer was out of fuel and Ethan failed to continue the conversation. Enjoy! 

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Intro Song by @mattbarkerart: https://www.instagram.com/mattbarkerart/ Sorry about calling the intro shitty Matt! Iwas referring to my terrible voice not the music.

Our first ever guest comedian Ash Chapman drops by on his road trip up the east coast of Australia doing open mics. He tried to get a word in edge wise but luckily the Mitchdozer took care of that.

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Intro Theme by @mattbarkerart: https://www.instagram.com/mattbarkerart/ Fat boy still stands by his Panda joke and threatens to make it longer. Enjoy.

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Intro Song by @mattbarkerart: https://www.instagram.com/mattbarkerart/ We talk molestation stories and why being a taddle tale is a bad idea. Mitch is still fat.

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The fat shaming of Mitch continues.

Ethan's hayfever gets the better of him which finally puts a pin in this terrible audio experience.

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Mitch drags out the podcast for the first 30 minutes until Ethan ups the excitement factor by shitting himself. Enjoy.

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