Got poop? United Airlines was “lucky” enough to have a passenger go a little crazy and share some of his on board a recent flight.

Also in this episode:

• JFK Airport is barely functional on a good day. In the 96ish hours following the recent “bomb cyclone” blizzard things went from bad to gawdawful.
• United Express has a new milk run route through western Kansas.
• Hawaiian is headed to Long Beach for the summer
• El Al is dropping its UP! LCC subsidiary

And a whole lot more…