I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,

and all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a

little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see

what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting, ’14….14….14.’


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