And now for something completely different...

Once upon a time, there was a song, and a dance, and a video...and I totally missed them.  It was the autumn of 1981.  MTV was brand-new.  And a band called Adam and the Ants released "Prince Charming", with its very own associated dance, supposedly written because the music did not lend itself to standard nightclub/disco dancing (Wikipedia).  The single record, shown at left (click to enlarge) claimed to be

Introducing the new Dance Craze "The Prince Charming"...[which I will duly discuss behind the cut. With variations!]