In which Roger and Mark most assuredly ramble about what a load of old tosh the world as presented continues to be. We expect the CCDH to send a furiously typed letter about what bad people we are. 

On today's menu is a starter of equanimity, followed by a main of bad language and misanthropy with a desert (or pudding if you prefer) of deconstruction. All this without the aid of substances of sense pleasure, the only pleasure to be found is in swearing and calling everything crap - which it is.

I feel like I should warn the listener of the bad language contained herein but the idea that you might play this to a young person fills me with both dread and hilarity. Sometimes certain words should be saved for certain people.

Smash that button, I do not care which one, just make sure to smash it.