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Zach bullied Johnny into doing Wild Wild West and what a treat it was!

Will Smith's Balls, Salma Hayek's Butt, Bai Ling's Butt, Botticelli's buttocks! This movie HAS! IT! ALL!

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Zach forgot to mention "Footloose" as one of Kenny Loggins soundtrack hits. Zach deeply regrets this mistake.

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Wicki-wicki wild wild West Jim West, desperado

Rough rider, no you don't want nada

None of this, six-gunnin' this, brother runnin' this

Buffalo soldier, look, it's like I told ya Any damsel that's in distress

Be outta that dress when she meet Jim West

Rough neck so go check the law and abide

Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react

You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at

With Artemus, from the start of this, runnin' the game

James West, tamin' the West, so remember the name Now who ya gonna call?

Not the GB's

Now who you gonna call?

J Dub and A.G

If you ever riff with either one of us

Break out, before you get bum-rushed, at the Wild wild west (when I roll into the)

Wild wild west (when I stroll into the)

Wild wild west (when I bounce into the)

Wild wild west We're goin' straight to the wild wild west (wild wild west, the wild wild west)

We're goin' straight to the wild wild west (wild wild west) Now, now, now

Now once upon a time in the West

Mad man lost his damn mind in the West

Loveless, kidnap a dime, nothin' less

Now I must, put his behind to the test (can you feel me?) Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle

Bring all your boys in, here come the poison

Behind my back, all that riffin' ya did

Front and center, now where your lip at kid? Who dat is? A mean brother, bad for your health

Lookin' damn good, though, if I could say it myself

Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that

He got mad weapons too? Ain't tryna hear that Tryin' to bring down me, the champion?

When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done

Understand me, son, I'm the slickest they is

I'm the quickest they is (yeah) Did I say I'm the slickest they is?

So if you barkin' up the wrong tree, we comin'

Don't be startin' nothin', me and my partner gonna

Test your chest, Loveless

Can't stand the heat, then get out the wild, wild, West We're goin' straight to the wild wild West (when I roll into the)

We're goin' straight (when I stroll into the)

To (when I bounce into the)

The wild wild west We're goin' straight (straight) to (to)

The wild wild West (the wild wild West)

We're goin' straight (straight) to (to)

The wild wild West (the wild wild West)

(The wild wild West)

Yeah Can you feel it? C'mon, c'mon

Yeah (breakdown)

Keep it moving, keep it moving (breakdown)

Ooh, yeah To any outlaw tryin' to draw, thinkin' you're bad

Any drawin' on West, best with a pen and a pad

Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin a ton

Ten paces and turn (one... two... three...), just for fun, son Up 'til sundown, rollin' around

See where the bad guys are to be found and make 'em lay down

They're defenders of the West

Crushin' all pretenders in the West

Don't mess with us, 'cause we in the Wild wild west (when I roll into the)

Wild wild west (when I stroll into the)

Wild wild west (when I bounce into the)

Wild wild west We're goin' straight (straight) to (to)

The wild wild West (the wild wild West)

We're goin' straight (straight) to (to)

The wild wild West (the wild wild West)

We're goin' straight (straight) to (to)

The wild wild West (the wild wild West)

We're goin' straight (straight) to (to)

The wild wild West (the wild wild West)

Come on The wild wild west (when I roll into the) come on

Wild wild west (when I stroll into the) we're goin' straight to (to)

The wild wild west (the wild wild west) The wild wild west (whoo! Uhh)

The wild wild west (ha hah, ha hah)

The wild wild west (uhh)

The wild wild west (I done done it again y'all, done done it again) The wild wild west (ha hah, ha hah)

The wild wild west (big Will, Dru Hill, uh)

The wild wild west (big Will, Dru Hill)

The wild wild west (ha hah, ha hah)

The wild wild west The wild wild west (uhh)

The wild wild west (one time)

The wild wild west (uhh)

The wild wild west (bring in the heat, bring in the heat) The wild wild west (what? Ha hah, ha hah)

The wild wild west (whoo, wild wild, wicki-wild)

The wild wild west (wick wild wild wild, wa-wicki wild wild)

The wild wild west (wickidy-wick wild wild wild)

The wild wild west

The wild wild west The wild wild west (uhh, uhh)

The wild wild west (can't stop the bumrush)

The wild wild...

The wild wild west