- Show Intro - Simon Gittany
- Is It Funny? Giraffe chopped up
- Check The Tweets: Hills phone reception + hot eyes + Jamie Oliver burns his willy
- Gus - Son texts him from downstairs + Janelle
- Shane Warne has written a song
- Joe Hildebrand - Cheque book journalism + Matty reveals 3 other people paid for interviews with Ch 7 were Lisa Harnum's mum, brother & counsellor Michelle Richmond. Gittany family not paid.
- Joe Hildebrand - Mark Zuckerberg's donation
- Sports All-In: Minichello to be face of the game + Australia play Sth Africa tonight + Sam Burgess - Salford Red Devils
- Insider - Steve - Taxi Driver - Smelly drivers
- Hugh Finnane - Triple M News - Simon Gittany jailed for 18 years
- Matty Johns' mistaken identities + Samuel L Jackson's blow up
- Sam Rubin - Entertainment Reporter - KTLA - Mistaken identity with Samuel L Jackson
- Gus - JAG stitch-up
- Check The Tweets - Shirley Temple jokes + Shortage of men in Qld
- JA - Wolf Creek II
- Matty Johns look-a-like