Show Intro - NRL top 8 Aussie sporting teams performing poorly Mad Monday - Blake Ferguson & Anthony Mundine Is It Funny A dwarf will set Gussy on fire later in the show Packer - Power Games NRL Recovery Session: MG says Bulldogs will win this weekend + Matty says Knights will beat Bulldogs + Double header at SFS + Neil Henry NRL Recovery Session: Sam Burgess should not be suspended says MG & Matty + Matty says Ricky Stuart is going to Raiders Mad Monday - Gus Gould Graeme Richardson - Tony Abbott won the federal election campaign Pagey orders kids pizza + Woody on waterslide Mad Monday - Eels Gus - Are Souths fans too precious about my jokes? Phoner: Rabbitohs supporters and jokes Dwarf - Setting fire to Gus Andrew Johns kissing Billy Peden Manic Three: James Packer splits from Erica Packer + Baseballer cold calling fans to apologise + Wrestling returning to Olympics + Hitler's security guard dies TV Ratings: Power Games & Bachelor had less than a million viewers Fregmonto "Frank" Stokes - Twiggy Palmcock - Invaded Tony Abbott's victory speech on Saturday