Works sucks. We all know that. So when it comes to getting out of work, most people will do almost anything for the chance to do anything else, other than work.
Sometimes you might do it on purpose, and sometimes an at-work-accident allows you to fall into some paid time-off.
That happened to Josh many, many years ago. Two weeks off. Paid. And all he had to do was come dangerously close to slicing off his finger.