A story from the "stupid news" taught us to never get between an old man and his beer.

When his last two beers were stolen straight out of his kitchen, he chased after the thief with a shotgun.

Nick would never be in this situation, since he always keeps at least a case and a half on hand at all times. In fact, Nick goes to great lengths to make sure he always has enough beer on hand if a 'bachelor party breaks out.'